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SIX NATIONS IS BACK

just wanna warn y'all that imma be posting a lot about rugby for the next few weeks then i will return you to you usual scheduled programming xxx

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the thing about customer service is that the other night my boyfriend heard me say in my sleep 'i'm so sorry to hear that let me transfer you to the claims team' absolutely exhausting

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Hey so my boyfriend played that new undertale game and he wants to be excited about it with me, what can I say to him about it to let him know that a) I am excited that he's excited about it and I know loads about it with having to b) actually know anything about it

Thanks in advance

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Apocalypse London

It was the end of the world and London was falling.

The delays on the tube were, frankly, appaling.

"Five grand a year I pay for my travel!"

yelled a man whose senses had begun to unravel.

"It smells worse than Lucifer's armpit in 'ere!

And I should know...I've been pretty near."

"well, I don't think they reasonably could've predicted

'Demons on the track', up on the District."

"It'd probably be faster to get off and walk!"

said a man, whom everyone knew was just talk.

"You'd be eaten alive" said a woman impatiently.

"I could handle them!" replied the man, sensationally.

"well you go ahead young man, we won't stop you"

"... maybe I'll just stay here and look after you"

"You know I don't really mind this hole in the sky...

I know that sounds crazy! But I'm not gonna lie -

People are talking! For the first time in...forever!

(and for once it ain't about the fuckin' weather!)"

"I suppose it's true, you know, people are closer;

I was talkin' ta this guy- used to be a grocer-

'till 'is transit fell in a fiery hell-pit,

an' 'e took it as a sign an' decided to quit.

'e's a stockbroker nah. 'e said 'ta tell ya the truth -

holy water and rosaries? Maaate, they've gone through the roof!"

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people who ship Hux/Kylo - aGAIN, HUX IS A LITERAL NAZI. A NAZI HE'S NOT CUTE what the actual ever-living fUCK is wrong with people

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who are these people that are still taking photos of their flat white thinking that they're really original

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its so frustrating that ive just sat in a room of 6 girls where 3 of them were uneasy about calling themselves feminists because of what tumblr has turned feminism into for them i wish people would stop being so unneccessarily ridiculous and hateful so that i wouldn't have to have the same conversation defending feminism every time the topic came up

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if ur not thomas shelby dont even talk to me rn