#bro really

[speakercosplays]

my grandma got hearing aids and apparently she been having hearing loss for long enough that she didn’t realize that her feet make sounds when she walks 🤦

[stargazers-satellite]

the fact that this Britney Spears song summons Homelander makes me incredibly happy

[boygirlctommy]

Wilbur: ugh why is Phil treating me like a child I’m not a BABY

me: *looks directly at fundy*

[buckpussy]

short list of people i’ll never be able to take seriously:

1. people who think that haylor was real

[icantdecidetosleep]

2. people who think louis is a dad

[wmitomlinson]

^ I’d like to add: Twitter Larries who claim Larry is real but Louis is a dad and we shouldn’t insult “his” baby

[bitnotgood28]

4. people who believe Louis tweeted the “Larry is bullshit” tweet

[ladytee918]

Bro 😒😒😒

[razzle-dazzle-13]

Maybe don't body check guys in the box, Frenchie?

[kaisooeverything]

Kyungsoo said fuck that let me enlist before I meet the orange freak 👹

[bleeding-saturn]

“Did you want anything?”

*long pause*

“I was thinking I could order something on my USAA card”

*deadpans him*

“I meant sex”

context: we were talking about ordering food beforehand