#bromarriage

[femmmie]

I like to think if they got married they would hyphenate like Hecox-Padilla or Padilla-Hecox. Realistically, I could see them just not changing their last names at all publicly. I still like the hyphenating the most!

Valid 🙏 imho it should be either hecox or hecox-padilla 😍 or while we're dreamcasting anyway, why not hedilla or padicox? Or anagram that shit like Alex-Chop-Dali? Alpha-Cox-Lied?

[acecorvid]

Val: whatcha doin?

me: thinking about writing fanfiction

Val: good, traumatize some people tonight

me: actually i was gonna write phone sex

Val: no, traumatize people, all the trauma

me: okay but I need to let tumblr know that it's your fault they're getting angst and not smut

Val (chanting): trauma! TRAUMA!

[babumjacob]

#bromarriage #family #groupphoto (at Kothamangalam, India)

[acecorvid]

Val: [giving me the middle finger with both hands] All for you bitch

Me: Yaaaaaaay I'm wealthy in fingers

Val: I don't think that's how tha-

Me: Fiiiiiingers

Val: this went places I'm not comfortable with

[acecorvid]

drunk Val playing skyrim: oh i just set my horse on fire

me: LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY

drunk Val: oh it's still alive it's fine

[acecorvid]

Val: *stands outside my bedroom, stares at me, starts opening and closing a tube of hand lotion*

Me: why are you like this?

Val: I don't need to explain myself to you

Me: You just walked up to my door and started sniffing hand lotion!

Val: It's my body scrub actually. Big difference!

[acecorvid]

Me: *says something to Val from down the hall*

Val: ...

Me: I know you can hear me.

Val: ...

Me: Stop ignoring me!

Val: ...

Me: *walks back to living room* don't you fucking ignore me

Val: oh sorry what?

Me: i hate you

[acecorvid]

And on another episode of my roommate cooking in the kitchen: Val: can you get that plate and put it... Um *looks around for space, touches an element on the stove to see if it's hot* Yeah there's good Me: uuuUUUUHHHHMMM