Brian: Hank, worst person you've saved.
Hank: Aaron Rodgers.
Johnny: Bullshit.
Stats: Who's-
Voodoo: Packers quarterback
Hank: I never told you about it because I was too ashamed.
Johnny: You never told me about it because it never happened.
Hank: Remember when I was earning extra cash as a set medic?
Johnny: Yeah.
Hank: I worked on a commercial for some lame potato chip company, and Aaron Rodgers was in it.
Johnny: Oh, of course he was. Dick.
Hank: Yeah. Anyway, in the commercial, he had to catch a pass from a little kid.
Brian: I love that commercial. That kid's so cute. Read he was a problem on set, though.
Johnny: Where would you read something like that?
Hank: Mmhmm, little shit had an arm. And on the first take, Rodgers wasn't prepared for it. Caught the ball wrong. Dislocated his middle finger on his right hand.
Johnny: His throwing hand?
Hank: Yeah. And if I hadn't popped it back in right then and there, he would have missed the NFC title game when they beat us to go to the Super Bowl.
Johnny: 2010. Holy Shit, you son of a bitch. That little kid actor would have been a goddamn American hero, and you... you ruined it. I can't even look at you right now.
Hank: John, you just saved a man who most certainly has blood on his hands.
Johnny: That has never been proven, but you know what has been proven? You, Henry Isaiah St. Clare-
Brian: Isaiah's your middle name? So regal-
Johnny: Brian. You... cost the Bears the Super Bowl.
Hank: Thank you, Brian. Cutler's knee cost the Bears the Super Bowl, and Jimmy O most certainly has blood on his hands, his arms, his-
Johnny: You don't get to wear Bears gear anymore.
Hank: It has been four years, John.
Johnny: You don't get to wear Bears gear for four years.
Hank: Uh, you don't get to tell me what I get to wear. And another thing, he was nice.
Johnny: You take that back.
Hank: Ellen Degeneres nice.
Johnny: Take it back!
Hank: Nice, nice, nice.
Johnny: Ugh.