#brontwurst

[shanememedej]

every BuzzFeed Unsolved episode [6/39] → The Creepy Real-Life “Men in Black”

”They had donuts in 1947? How old are donuts?” ”What?” “You said he saw donut-shaped objects in the sky.” “That’s what you were thinking of when I was telling you that story? His fucking dog died.”

[shanememedej]

every BuzzFeed Unsolved episode [5/37?] → The Strange Deaths of the 9 Hikers of Dyatlov Pass

“Well, not if a missile hit the top of– you ever see Mulan? When she does the thing–”  “Okay, right now you are... citing an animated feature film by Disney.”

[shanememedej]

every BuzzFeed Unsolved episode [2/37?] → The Horrifying Unsolved Slaughter at Hinterkaifeck Farm

“There’s pictures and then there’s like, records of it in Germany.” “You work at BuzzFeed! You don’t know that you can doctor pictures?”

[shanememedej]

every BuzzFeed Unsolved episode [1/36?] → “The Mysterious Death Of The Somerton Man”

“Well, I mean are your fingerprints in a database?” “Don’t they do it when you’re born?”