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“ RIGHT, listen - “, he said, the slightly panick-y smile frozen on his face, making his cheeks hurt. “ See, I reckon this looks so much worse than it actually is. I promise, this old thing ? “ The Doctor held up the artefact in question, the very one he’d just - well he had borrowed it back, had lent it to someone centuries ago, how was he supposed to know it would end up in a museum ? “ I know it sounds mental, but it’s actually mine so really, I haven’t done anything illegal per se. “ Always a bad sign when you had to add ‘ per se ‘ to anything, wasn’t it. Even worse sign when the pounding on the metal doors suddenly got closer and stronger. He cleared his throat. “ Yeah, thing is - there are some ... we’ll call them people, yeah, some people out there who’ve come a long way to make sure I don’t get this thing. So unless you want to get, well, incinerated by space rhinos I suggest you come with me and run for your life. “