Brooklyn 99 plot
Rosa: oh my god Boyles doing something crazy
*Intro plays*
Peralta: god this case is hard
Amy: yeah well u have to solve it... its hard for a reason
Peralta: title of your sex tape
Rosa: im badass
Amy: binder
Boyle: I have psychosexual issues
Terry: Terry loves yogurt
Holt: get back to work, im sending Kevin my dick. Classical music
Peralta: okay how do I solve this
Doug Jugy: Hi
Peralta: dude again
Volture: BITCH im honna take ur case I was sent by WUNTCH
Peralta: oh the case is easy we arrest this dude
Holt: okay send the team
Peralta: wow... I guess we learnt a lot of lessons today. Die hard.


















