abbott elementary characters if they played minecraft (part 1???)
melissa schemmenti
would relentlessly bully jacob for enjoying it
(then go play it on her phone)
skeptical until jacob shows it to her
kills ABSOLUTELY everything including herself, sets fire to her world and engulfs it in flame
there will be no survivors.
dont get me started on when she discovers herobrine
has to put on reading glasses just to see the screen
jacob hill
die hard minecraft fan
launches into a speech on how it improves spatial awareness and taught him important life skills (not to eat raw potatoes)
a vegan (solely in minecraft), would never so much as hurt a chicken
wears leather armour because it's cute
forever on peaceful (he retains childhood trauma from a creeper murdering his villager friend)
doesn't go mining even on peaceful because it's way too frightening (he also retains childhood trauma from cave noises)
overly ethical mob farms
i.e. a handful of cows that he never kills
petrified of herobrine
"dont even UTTER his name"
plays with every single cheat on
barbara howard
no fucking clue what is going on
seriously PERPLEXED
would accidentally dig herself into a hole and remain there for eternity ('Now who took that picture of meeee' - esque)
horrified by all the monsters and how devilish they are
(oh god dont even show her the nether, literal HELL)
would quit within 2 minutes
