Mar 17
Dick: ……
Damian: ……
Tim: ……
Jason: *holding Fatson* Awhh- It’s okay my little baby!
Dick: Oh god…
Damian: I doubt God can save anyone here now after witnessing this.
Jason: Don’t talk about god in front of my little baby!
Tim: What.
Jason: It’s a trigger word for him! His papa met that bastard.
Dick: Jason.. you do realize.. Fatson isn’t alive, right?
Jason: Oh? The same way I wasn’t alive?
Tim: Damn…
Dick: NO- You know that’s not how I meant it! UGH.
Jason: No- Nonono- Tell me how you meant it dick! TELL MY SON THAT TO HIS FACE!
Dick: Im quite literally trying to!
Damian: This is absurd, Todd, your Fatson is just a plush.
Jason: HES NOT JUST A PLUSH!
Tim: Wait- Jason went to fucking heaven??????