Jul 19, 2019
Norway : What did you do?
Denmark : Okay, I will tell you but you can’t be mad at me.
Norway : What. Did. You. Do ?
Denmark : Well, I was minding my own business--
Norway : BULLSHIT!
Denmark : I WAS!
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Norway : What did you do?
Denmark : Okay, I will tell you but you can’t be mad at me.
Norway : What. Did. You. Do ?
Denmark : Well, I was minding my own business--
Norway : BULLSHIT!
Denmark : I WAS!
Denmark : Why are you being so nice to me?
Norway : What do you mean ?
Denmark : You’re just being nicer than usual
Norway : ...
Norway : I can punch you in the face if you want ?
Denmark : Please just let me leave this room with my dignity intact.
Norway : Didn't you lose that years ago ?
Norway : Okay, several of the words you just said I found really troubling.
Denmark : Me, too.
Norway : My reason is because I understood them.
Denmark : Oh, never mind.
Denmark : Can you do me a weird favour without asking questions ?
Norway : Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship is founded ?
Norway : How did you break your hand ?
Denmark : I accidentally tripped and punched the wall.
Norway : ...
Norway : How have you managed to survive this long ? Surely natural selection should have killed you off.
Norway : Hey fuckhead!
Denmark : What?
Iceland : Don't say what, Denmark, when he comes in calling you a "fuckhead."
Norway : This sound like an horrible idea... I'm in.
Denmark : Really? You'd do that with me ?
Norway : No. I'll watch you making a fool of yourself from afar and laugh, eventually ready to stop you if you're really going too far.