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Lolita: so... are you and félix finally dating?

Billy, breaking her kiss with Félix: what makes you think so?

Ox: I wasn’t THAT drunk

Toni: you came downstairs and said you were “dressed to impress”

Ox: what was I wearing?

Toni: nothing.

Toni: I like your shirt.

Ox: Thanks, it was 50% off.

Toni: I’d like it 100% off.

Ox: The store can’t just give out free stuff.

Toni: That’s not what I-

Ox: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Antoni.

Félix: Hello 911? Yes, hello, I accidentally stepped on my dog’s tail and I need to be arrested immediately.

Operator: [heavy sigh]

Operator: Sir, we already talked about this.

Saehyun, entering the dorm room: good morning LGBTC community

Morgan: Uh, what's the C?

Saehyun: Cowboys

Ox: You call yourself a friend, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?

Félix: Making 4 accounts bro.

Ox: Bro.

Elinor: siri, call dad.

Siri: calling “daddy”.

Elinor: wait, n-

Kath: [phone ringing]

Billy:

Billy, drunk, pointing at Félix : THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND, SUCKERS!!!

Félix, whispering : well, technically, i'm your husband-

Billy : MY HUSBAND!!! EVEN BETTER!!!!

#brown rpg