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Ox: I wasn’t THAT drunk

Toni: you came downstairs and said you were “dressed to impress”

Ox: what was I wearing?

Toni: nothing.

Toni: I like your shirt.

Ox: Thanks, it was 50% off.

Toni: I’d like it 100% off.

Ox: The store can’t just give out free stuff.

Toni: That’s not what I-

Ox: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Antoni.

[toni calling ox in the middle of the night]

toni: hey whats up

ox: my dick is stuck in a pringles can

toni: what flavor

Morgan: *bursts into the room* So, you two ARE having sex!

Toni and Ox: *sitting on the bed reading*

Ox: we are? toni, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my comics down

Toni: well, you know what they say about guys with big feet

Morgan: no, what?

Ox: [glares at toni from across the room]

Toni: t-they say, "damn, those are some big feet"

Toni: [points gun] all right, which one of you is the real Ox

Clone Ox: it’s me, I’m Ox

Toni: [points gun at clone] nice try, but we all know the real Ox wasn’t listening

Ox :

toni: whatcha doin?

ox: studying french

toni: cool what have you learned?

ox: the only thing i've learned is "bonjour bitches"

toni: only been studying essentials i see

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