#brownbrownbrownbrowns

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Sybil N. Brown

2012 -- 2020

Complications from Diabetes

I closed my door for but one night With words I now regret Those very words I’ll say once more “I’ll join you, but Not Yet”

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announcing...

hildegard

she is the acting successor of Our Mistress Sybil

she looks like a barn owl

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my parents gave me a 1 lb cylinder of Flarp! Noise Putty and it’s so entertaining to watch sunny spring up, excitedly huff the area where his ass was, and then barrel through all 6 stages of grief when he realizes there was no actual fart

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last night i noticed a hot stinky weight distributed across my mattress and making everything suck so i sat up to investigate and this is what i saw

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International “Love” Your “Pet” Day

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the box. i opened it. They came.

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my mother sent me a video message this morning

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i saw ears over the edge of my mattress so i rolled over to pet whoever it was but by the time i saw my target i’d picked up too much momentum and it was far too late: