Cartoon in a Cartoon Graveyard

CARTOON in a CARTOON GRAVEYARD Just before the angels come to carry me I want it down in writing how to bury me.

[alistaire]

[alistaire]

you creeps are never gonna believe what i have now

[alistaire]

MY MY MY! IT’S BEEN YEARS IF IT’S BEEN A DAY!

here’s some updates:

mostly unemployed

had covid twice

started an ASMR channel on tiktok (ask me about it!)

been really into bell peppers lately

cats are still really really ugly

discovered that i could just buy bellbottoms off the internet

got a bidet and it’s fantastic

contracted genital herpes (ask me about it!)

still the babadook

i use udder balm as chapstick

xanax is not enough

sometimes i’m mad mod

[hup-two-three-four-comics]

i have work on my birthday

[alistaire]

this year i got to go to costco instead

[alistaire]

it’s aquarius season and we’re here to be 💖insufferable💖

[thenatsdorf]

“Uh oh…I regret this.”

[hup-two-three-four-comics]

i have work on my birthday

[dumbbadger]

Soot tags gather after fires in areas with low circulation. They are not, as commonly believed, ash covered spider webs.

[armedandgayngerous]

oh, well then what the FUCK are they???

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

They’re made of sticky particles from a polymer or petroleum based fire, like burning carpet, drapes, upholstery, and clothes. Due to a static charge, they chain together and naturally gather near ceiling corners because the rising hot air pushes them into the cool spots by convection. 

Because they’re formed by static electricity, they can only be removed with professional chemicals and equipment. Attempting to remove them improperly will only break the chain before all the soot can be captured, leaving the remaining soot to spontaneously reform the webs later. Even worse, trying to wipe or wash them away can firmly adhere the soot to your wall or ceiling, which will permanently stain it. 

[unclevertitle]

A natural phenomena that only coincidentally resembles the damned webs of transdimensional ghost spiders.

[unlocklist]

[alistaire]

announcing…

hildegard

she is the acting successor of Our Mistress Sybil

she looks like a barn owl

[alistaire]

and here’s the first unkind drawing of her:

[alistaire]

announcing...

hildegard

she is the acting successor of Our Mistress Sybil

she looks like a barn owl

[vicholas]

[alistaire]

Sybil N. Brown

2012 -- 2020

Complications from Diabetes

I closed my door for but one night With words I now regret Those very words I’ll say once more “I’ll join you, but Not Yet”

[jugheadchrist-deactivated202203]

my general life advice is that sheep are smarter than you think, horses are dumber than you think, and pigs are probably twice the size you think they are

[alistaire]

seriously though

if you think it’s hard to breathe through a mask, i can tell you it’s way harder to breathe through this coronarific bullshit

i have to press a hitachi wand against my face to induce violent sneezes that blast the slime out of my throat and sinuses

[nevver]

Tales of Ugetsu, Koho Shoda

[alistaire]

[alistaire]

it’s an absolutely lovely house but the basement is a creepshow

the property manager was doing a virtual tour via facetime and i wanted to yell at the screen like DON’T GO DOWN THERE