Apr 22, 2015
Irrational Hatred Between The Stalls
I hate hearing people use the bathroom. I hate knowing that people can hear me use the bathroom. Clearly public restrooms are not my friend. If I ever step foot in a bathroom that has a fan, then I immediately turn it on regardless of what I'm doing in there. This has been going on for years and I haven't a clue as to when it started or why. One thing that I do know is that this hatred/habit/thing isn't going to change any time soon. So please, quiet down in there and pretend like I don't exist for a few minutes when it is my turn to claim the throne.