#brudi

[sachermorte]

my ex lore is truly deep and diabolical and the high-octane vacillation between wanting to crawl up my ass and not wanting a thing to do with me has fucked me up for life. but can we acknowledge how deeply strange this man was. like before we were even together he tried to separately on multiple occasions bring up the concepts of me moving seven hours across the country to the ass end of nowhere with him, getting an apartment with him, and adopting a child together. like I think if anything I should have had that man checked for carbon monoxide poisoning

[wishlynx]

Thinking that being able to say "My dad is as old as Fernando Alonso" is an accomplishment

[lalalaugenbrot]

[grace-of-creation]

Slay, Brudi!

LMFAO gerade von meiner Mutter gefragt worden, ob ich die Ausdrücke kenne... hätt mich fast an meiner Spucke verschluckt, Brudi! 🤣😭

Schon fast bodenlos, die Frechheit, mit der da Begriffe geklaut werden von den Kids heute 😜

[litschilicia]

Things my brother said while playing PS4 F1 he is not an f1 fan at all

- "why do you even need brakes? that's just unnecessary weight"

- "I think they all would be better if they were more suicidal"

- "as leader you can just cause a lot of yellow flags and noone can ever overtake you again"

and immediately after that

- "what THE HELL I didn't cause that collision????"

[taddl-wer-sonst]

Musik ist im Anmarsch! 🌹

[naguaraquerandom]

I don't need Google Translate to know that this friendship is so fucking cute 😭

[petripani]