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kann ich mir nicht vorstellen.

[dilffussy]

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

[dilffussy]

[lostxinfinity]

[sweeetestcurse]

Matthew McConaughey as Detective Rust Cohle 10/??

[council-of-beetroot]

People should use this text embellishment more

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

[fuckyeahxfactor-blog]

New 'Bootcamp' boyband.

According to sources a new boyband has been formed at Bootcamp with 5 solo contestants thought to be more promising as a group.

The boyband made up of auditionees: Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik

(Liam being one of this years re-auditonee’s) The boyband are yet unamed.

Previous groups formed at Bootcamp have usually been doomed from the start and although usually making it through to the live shows don’t go much further. Futureproof, Hope and Miss Frank to name the most well known,

[jasper-rolls]

did anything happen with this

[i-aint-even-bovvered]

i heard they got involved with human trafficking?

[bitchfitch]

Ok, Have you in real life ever seen a bathroom that had its light switch Outside of the bathroom. Not like one of those fancy giant bathrooms where the toilet is in its own little room, but a normal sized bathroom where you could be in there doing your thing and someone Outside could just turn the light off on you?

This is so normal to me

Yeah but it's weird

Maybe? normal though.

Maybe? weird though.

No but I'm pro this being a thing

no and what the fuck why would that be a thing

Other

Button.

Voting ended onAug 14

In Real life. not in a videogame or movie because I've Only seen it in videogames and a friend has spotted it in a movie.

[vonlipvig]

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

[lierdumoa]

Every time an author reassures readers that the smut is skippable I sigh a disappointed sigh. This is not a reassurance. Why would anybody who likes smut want to read smut that was only included as an afterthought and has no impact on the narrative? Insulting. Just don't write it at all if you're not going to make it matter.

[lierdumoa]

#on the one hand I understand that some people don’t want to read smut

Like 85% of tumblr users hate and loathe embarrassment based comedy with every fiber of their beings, but never in my life have I ever seen an author reassure their audience that the embarrassing scenes are skippable.

Lots of people dislike tragedy but never in my life have I ever seen an author reassure the audience that the death and grieving scenes are skippable.

Stop trying to pass off self-censorship as “accommodation.” Stop trying to pass off pandering as “inclusivity.”

Your audience can smell your fear, and it smells rancid.

[caressthosecheekbones]

nasa is using a 3D world graphic for the solar eclipse thingy today where germany is still devided in east and west adjfglkafdhgadfg. buddies, it's been almost 40 years.

[lalalaugenbrot]

"why can't you look at the eclipse?!"

[natgeofound]

People watching a solar eclipse squint through smoked glass or film on Rebun Island in Japan, March 1949. Photograph by Maynard Owen Williams, National Geographic

[humanoidhistory]

[humanoidhistory]

People in Amsterdam watch the solar eclipse of April 17, 1912.

(Geheugen van Nederland)

[apolladay]

im curious about peoples usage of drafts. i have 29 rn and that feels like a lot but...

how many tumblr drafts do you have right now

none

less than 5

less than 10

less than 20

less than 50

less than 100

less than 200

less than 400

less than 600

less than 1000

less than 2000

2000 or more

Remaining time: 1 day 18 hours

[sercarrion]

I like to think one of the things that pissed marty off so much about maggie sleeping with rust is that she got to have him first. You snooze you lose old man

[pansytheleia]

both @lightanight and @zweizimtsterne tagged me to show 6 pictures from my camera roll

I really don't do a lot of diverse things, occasionally I travel to places and look at things

Uh

I tag @lalalaugenbrot and @futuresabove

[lalalaugenbrot]

@pansytheleia tagged me to show 6 photos from my camera roll! here you go:

i'm tagging @hansfallada @tiny-steve und @babeyknife

[hansfallada]

ich deadname nichts und niemanden außer die ard audiothek

[siderealglimmer]