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[sillyk1tt3n]

Hope all 11 of you guys like the finished edit

[arsenicpanda]

Okay okay me again: Jughead is a yikes? Or monkey paw?

Oh ding ding ding, you found the last of the smut. Jughead is a yikes? is essentially Betty ogling Jughead but getting interrupted by a girl trying to do her a favor and telling her he's not worth it, and then Betty goes full, well, Betty about it, which is the part I'm stuck on, actually. monkey's paw is just...yeah, that's just porn. It's Betty and Jughead agreeing to sleep with Donna and Bret (respectively) after Bret and Donna escape prosecution for Jughead's murder, but it's like in one sitting, so it's kind of an orgy, except one where there is no mixture of three or more people that want to have sex as a unit. It's very much a weird power play, and idek how in character it is, but it is fun to write, because it's Bret and Donna getting what they want kind of, but, well, very much on Betty and Jughead's terms; it's called "monkey's paw" for a reason. It's actually supposed to be in the same series as the sex tape fic(s), with the whole thing being "you can (not) get what you want".

Anyway, excerpt time:

From Jughead is a yikes?

But Joani continues: “Two: I know he looks hot, but that personality...yikes.”

What.

“I’ve got a class with him, and let me warn you, he’s that guy.”

This bitch.

Jughead is not that guy. Jughead is insightful and thoughtful and witty, and anyone would be lucky to have him in their class. Bret was that guy, Joani clearly doesn’t know what she’s talking about. Really, what kind of idiot thinks someone as wonderful as Jughead is that guy?

(I'm sorry, Betty, but he is "that guy".)

monkey's paw (warning for smut):

Unable to tear her eyes away from Betty, Donna hears rather than sees Bret choking on Jughead’s cock, the gagging noises that are accompanied by Bret’s own moans.

Jughead doesn’t make a sound.

Unfortunately removing her hand, Betty gets up and strides over, her heels click-clacking on the floor, and Donna follows her with her eyes. The confidence in Betty’s steps makes Donna’s clit throb, and her inability to do anything about it makes her twitch.

When Betty reaches Jughead, she rests her head on his shoulder and brings her wet fingers up to Jughead’s lips. As he takes them into his mouth, she asks, “Any better?”

Cock deep in Bret’s throat but no longer thrusting, Jughead is lost in sucking Betty’s fingers clean, eyes closed in concentration and moaning around them.

“Juggie, I asked you a question.”

Finally removing Betty’s fingers with a pop, Jughead licks his lips before replying, “No.” He snorts. “Not even a fraction as good as you were the first time. But then, that tongue of yours...you really have a gift.”

Now it’s Donna’s turn to gag.

The whole thing has an underlying cruelty to it, and it ends in one last blow (no pun intended) from Betty and Jughead against Bret and Donna. Betty and Jughead are going to enjoy themselves in terms of pure sex, but they’ll enjoy toying with and humiliating Bret and Donna more.  It's such a mean fic, idk if I'd ever finish it, but it's fun to review every now and then, even if I don't add something to it.

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I KNEW it was canon

[arsenicpanda]

I am just saying that if they hadn't killed Bret, he could have been out of prison and in that new brat pack with Jughead, and Jughead's flashback episode could have revealed that they had hate sex a few times, but noooooo, they just had to kill him.

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[arsenicpanda]

Yes, me again! A riverdale one this time. Bret & 002!

Welcome back!  Sorry this took so long!  Also, excellent choice!

002 | Bret

How I feel about this character: He is a closeted icon who has done nothing wrong, ever, if you ignore all the things he did wrong, which I do because I love him.  I mean, who hasn’t wanted to bean Jughead over the head with a rock once or twice, am I right?  Also, how dare Riverdale kill him before the time skip, I wanted to see what kind of bizarre person he would have grown up to be.  Like, oh my god, mid-20s Bret would have been the absolute MOST, can you believe we were DEPRIVED OF HIM???  Also, love that the existence of the literary brat pack on Riverdale means that Bret must have been named after Bret Easton Ellis as a baby and then grown up to be a rich, closeted gay guy who wants to be a writer asdfkjlsdfj LEGENDS ONLY.  Bret really said, “I will be like my namesake with no self-awareness”.  Also, I don’t know if he’s in love with Jughead, but he definitely wants Jughead to fuck him, you know?  There’s a subtle difference

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Sweet Pea, Joaquin, Reggie

My non-romantic OTP for this character: DONNA.  mlm/wlw solidarity if they hated each other’s guts.  A Pinky and the Brain dynamic I’ll never tire of.  She is saddled with him and makes do with his idiocy, I love it.  Why did they kill him, I wanted mooorreeeee

My unpopular opinion about this character: I don’t think I have one. ?  Is that unpopular?

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: HE SHOULD HAVE LIVED AND THEN COME BACK AS DONNA’S EVIL HENCHMAN AND ALSO HE SHOULD HAVE HAD AN EYE PATCH

my OTP: I’m just saying that Bret/Sweet Pea would have had RIGHTS

my cross over ship: Jet from atla.  

a headcanon fact: He’s a gay sub and bottom pretending to be a straight dom and top.  He’s never read a single word by Bret Easton Ellis and refuses to acknowledge he exists, and everyone at Stonewall was like “omg, no one tell him, this is too fucking funny askfjsdlkj”.  When it comes to his attraction to Jughead, he was like “I don’t see it and I don’t acknowledge it” and this was a running gag between the rest of the Stonies

[arsenicpanda]

gaffsie replied to your post “Do you think Jughead knows Bret wants to fuck him?”

The way he stares down Bret as he's hugging Betty suggests that he does.

This is true and you should say it.

[arsenicpanda]

Do you think Jughead knows Bret wants to fuck him?