#brvdgetcollins

[kiicrans]

"you fucking infuriate me." (theo)

[ sent at 11:15 am ] → theo:  so is that a no, then?[ sent at 11:15 am ] → theo:  like no you don’t want to come as theodore seville to my party? i mean, you just have to throw on a green sweater... i’m trying to help you out and keep you on theme while still keeping the old man harrington vibe[ sent at 11:15 am ] → theo: or is it because of that pic i accidentally sent you?

[rcwanfitz]

✉ ☾ ❝❞ (theo)

send ✉ for a un fucking sent text

[ unsent at 11:50 pm ] → theo: do you think maybe we should just break up?like fake break up? i mean, because it’s you and it’s me and well, do u think anyone will even buy it? obviously not because it’s you… but because it’s ME.. sorry this doesn’t make sense i’m just gon

send ☾ for a good fucking night text

[ sent at 2:50 am ] → theo: successfully snuck out and back in without notice!! [ sent at 2:50 am ] → theo: i had a lot of fun with you tonight… even if some would argue you might be a bit of a bad influence [ sent at 2:50 am ] → theo: goodnight theo, get home safe! 

send ❝❞ for a long fucking winded text

[ sent at 1:00 pm ] → theo: so, i’m at the astor’s luncheon and i think being theodore harrington’s girlfriend has really put me on the map!! more people have come up and talked to me than ever, especially the vanderbilt boys which is kinda weird, because i honestly didn’t think they knew i existed. – and not to sound mean, but i kind of liked it better that way. [ sent at 1:01 pm ] → theo: the more they talk to me, the happier i am that you’re my fake boyfriend and not elliot or bradley vanderbilt, or james anderson and especially not william lee baker! [ sent at 1:03 pm ] → theo: sorry for all the texts, hope you’re enjoying your day off from fake boyfriend duties!! 😎

[kiicrans]

✔ ☢

send ✔ for yes of course you fucking can text

[ sent at 9:52 pm ] → bridget: didn’t know you were being dragged to that dinner party [ sent at 9:52 pm ] → bridget: i would’ve stayed in if i knew. skip hiding out in my room, meet me in the pool house and help yourself to the mini bar. if you need something more there’s a stash in the nightstand on the left. i’ll be there in 10

send ☢ for a fucking drunken text

[ sent at 1:22 am ] → bridget: after after party on my dad’s boat. you gotta come!![ sent at 1:22 am ] → bridget: you look so fuckin good tonight bridg. 

[kas-ottenheimer]

☠♫ ✗

☠: my muse’s biggest fear

Not getting to live the life that he actually wants. And less selfishly, anything happening to his mom or siblings, or his friends.

♫: my muse’s favorite song, band, and/or music genre

His favorite genre is punk, specifically American hardcore in its 80′s heyday: Black Flag, Minor Threat, Bad Brains, The Dead Kennedys, etc. Also listens to rap (will mildly participate in debates about East Coast vs. West Coast, and ultimately side with Tupac as being the GOAT), occasional indie rock, and instrumental hip-hop beats while studying. 

✗: something my muse hates or gets angry about

People who act entitled, people who treat others as lesser-than (being nasty to waitstaff? you’re trash), people who talk a lot when they’ve got nothing of substance to say, having his hair tousled (except for a very short list of allowable offenders).