Who's Kevin?
my shitty(former) landlord, hes the one who called the feds when he found out about enn. fuck kevin
all my homies hate kevin
hell yeah

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Who's Kevin?
my shitty(former) landlord, hes the one who called the feds when he found out about enn. fuck kevin
all my homies hate kevin
hell yeah
ok update enn CANNOT have beer. im so sorry girl i thought it would be fine
i dontwanna. talk right nowUGH
hey there there. just barf it out you'll be ok we've all been there-
LMAO we just got pulled over and i told the cop we were on the way to a sox game and HE LET US GO apparently there's actually a sox game tonight honestly we might hit it up. not like go in the stadium or anything but just. tailgate or somethin. does anyone know if its safe to let enn have a beer
ayy my names bryone, im from chicago and the run down on what's been goin on is essentially uh. you guys remember that war thing that happened a while back where the sky turned red and shit went crazy sideways? yeah so during that i was making a grilled cheese and one of the goopy ladies(she's called a "dark enchantress" apparently, but she likes to be called enn) broke into my apartment, i gave her my grilled cheese i was makin and one thing led to another and now we're roommates!
well we were. then my shitty landlord ratted us out(fuck you kevin) so we decided fuck chicago let's go find my buddy who can change my legal identity(and turn enn back into a cookie, i think?) so we're on the run from the law now, hell yeah!
[hi, its me, the mod of this blog also. i wanna make a couple things noted. i am not bryone, i'm vel! i use they/them(bryone is any pronouns <3). this is a "cookies irl" rp blog. please send asks and interact!! i havent done an rp blog in several years so i'm excited haha. something to note is while this blog is sfw, i am an adult, so please keep that in mind when interacting with me(and bryone, who is in their 30s) <3 if you're asking a question specifically for me, add the 💐 emoji somewhere in your ask!
the original blog that spawned all this is @miascookieshelter, so credits to them first and foremost <3]