[10:11:38 PM] Derpany: I wish I had a bf
[10:11:44 PM] Derpany: I wanna touch his booty ;n;
[10:11:54 PM] Ix: Good for you
[10:12:39 PM] Pyro-sempai-kun-sama-chan-kun.: Bri
[10:12:40 PM] Pyro-sempai-kun-sama-chan-kun.: let's go out
[10:12:48 PM] Derpany: ... you aren't my type ono
[10:12:56 PM] Derpany: *struts away*
[10:12:57 PM] Pyro-sempai-kun-sama-chan-kun.: I'm ALL UR TYPE
[10:13:03 PM] Pyro-sempai-kun-sama-chan-kun.: BUT WE LIKE BARNEY TOGHETER!
[10:13:13 PM] Derpany: .. Pon Pon all the Wei Wei ;v;
[10:13:24 PM] Derpany: *rolls under the couch*
[10:13:33 PM] Death: bri x pyro otp
[10:13:41 PM] Death: bri punching butts is my profession
[10:13:55 PM] Ix: Aw damn
[10:14:03 PM] Derpany: pfft- xD
[10:14:08 PM] Ix: It's been shipped. It has to happen
[10:14:14 PM] Death: bryro
[10:14:17 PM] Death: OTP
[10:14:22 PM] Death: Death aggressively ships it
[10:14:30 PM] Derpany: NO
[10:14:38 PM] Derpany: I DONUT APPROVE
[10:14:40 PM] Death: shhhhh only dreams now
[10:14:48 PM] Derpany: BUT WHAT ABOUT LILLY D<
[10:14:50 PM] Death: Death writes a Bryro fanfiction
[10:14:52 PM] Derpany: *FLIPS TABLE*
[10:14:54 PM] Death: ungh so cute
[10:14:57 PM] Ix: I remain unshippable~
[10:15:01 PM] Death: Death writes an explicit sex scene
[10:15:06 PM] Derpany: *ships Balda to America*
[10:15:12 PM] Death: OH WHOA PLOT TWIST
[10:15:21 PM] Ix: That's gonna be pricey...
[10:15:33 PM] Derpany: that just reminded me of a song XD
[10:15:46 PM] Derpany: "I eat at McDonald's because Subway's pricey~"
[10:15:54 PM] Derpany: no but srsly
[10:16:02 PM] Death: "And gently, she caressed his bootyhol...
'Bri-chan,' he whispered, eyes wide. 'Wh...what are you doing?'
She blushed; she wasn't entirely sure. But damnit, it felt RIGHT."
[10:16:05 PM] Death: Death swoons so hard
[10:16:08 PM] Derpany: KASFLKAHSFLKA
[10:16:10 PM] Derpany: KATIE
[10:16:11 PM] Ix: They really cost about the same :/
[10:16:15 PM] Derpany: *SKREES*
[10:16:16 PM] Death: WHAT AM I DOING
[10:16:17 PM] Derpany: STAHP
[10:16:24 PM] Derpany: I DON'T KNOW BUT ITS FREAKING ME OUT
[10:16:29 PM] Death: OH GOD
[10:16:36 PM] Death: NOW YOU KNOW HOW ACTORS FEEL READING FANFICTION
[10:16:38 PM] Ix: I just find that Subway tastes a little more like food, but I still prefer to avoid fast food...
[10:17:22 PM] Pyro-sempai-kun-sama-chan-kun.: Pyro-sempai-kun-sama-chan-kun. throws Bri out into the fog
[10:17:26 PM] Derpany: *shares the fanfic with everyone*
[10:17:29 PM] Derpany: AASLFHAL;FHAS;F
[10:17:43 PM] Death: i love mcdonald's
[10:17:47 PM] Death: #noregrets
[10:18:03 PM] Ix: I dunno. I'm kind of a meat fan
[10:18:10 PM] Ix: So... On that basis hate mcdonalds
[10:18:35 PM] Death: "She took a deep breath, bracing herself. This was it. She was at the edge of the shore and there was nowhere to go but into the depths.
'Pyro-sempai-kun-sama-chan-kun,' she said tremulously. 'Do you...wanna go to McDonald's with me?'"
[10:18:40 PM] Death: OTPPPPPPP
[10:18:43 PM] Derpany: XDDD
[10:18:51 PM] Death: what the fuck is wrong with me
[10:19:03 PM] Derpany: I LOVE YOU
[10:19:06 PM] Derpany: THIS IS HILARIOUS
[10:19:13 PM] Death: i hope to god I LOVE YOU TOOOO i hope to god pyro's reading this
[10:19:14 PM] Derpany: I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING, I'M SITTING HERE IN A CALL WITH MY FRIENDS AND I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
[10:19:20 PM] Derpany: HE BETTER BE
[10:20:12 PM] Death: "He looked at her, amused. 'fuq off ho,' he replied eloquently, spinning on a heel and flocking toward his friends - leaving Bri-chan watching, freshly broken-hearted."
[10:20:32 PM] Conor Murphy: I almost read that as freshly-baked heart
[10:20:37 PM] Derpany: a;sfha;klfha;klh
[10:21:31 PM] Death: " - leaving Bri-chan watching, freshly-baked hearted. Within her chest, the timer dinged. Her heart was now golden brown, perfectly flaky and crunch around the edges.
And Pyro-sempai-kun-sama-chan-kun had just taken a bite."
[10:21:41 PM] Death: #CANTBETAMED
