#bsastarter

[cozycone-sally]

[Comes out with a stuffy nose and a tired expression on her face.] Whoever decided to leave the door open last night is a douche. I woke up at two in the morning and found a cat sleeping on my pillow. Needless to say, I screamed.

[littlefrenchiebowtie]

"I appear to have misplaced my brothers. If you find one with black hair and a stupid face and another with red hair and freckles, please direct them my way. Thank you!"

[vicious-roscoe]

"Just know I'm not gonna put up with this shit."

[alice--jones]

"When they said that the United States wouldn't be what I thought it was, I didn't quite believe them until now."

[king-kenneth]

[bringyoupain]

[beautifulsirensong]

Do you seriously think I care? Or that I would listen to you?

[acursedbird-blog]

I don't know who's ball this is but I need it to nap.