#bsd canon

[myyashironene]

Why did I draw this

[plinko-mori]

Fanon: Dazai is afraid of Mori! Dazai has so many traumas because of Mori!

Canon: Mori is afraid of Dazai, but is seeking for his support, affection and approval. Also, Dazai had traumas before meeting Mori

[adarnese]

BSD rant? (MANGA SPOILERS!!)

When will BSD fans stop babying Dazai? When will they finally understand that they are projecting themselves on him and don't really "kin" him? (Cuz if you kin Dazai, then ya'll should be in mental hospital).

When will they understand that Dazai is a nihilist person who doesn't care about life or death, good or evil? When will they realize that Mori didn't abuse him or experimented on him (where did that idea ever came from?)?

When will they learn that in BSD no one is good or evil? It's a place for morally grey characters!!

Kunikida and Ranpo were ready to let Atsushi die when he was kidnapped by Akutagawa. Tanizaki was very murder happy with killing Mori. Even Fukuzawa used to be an assassin!!

ADA Dazai is still PM Dazai cuz he doesn't care about anything else besides Oda's wish for him to be on the side that saves people (see how he doesn't say "be on the "good" side"?)

Oda himself said that for Dazai good or bad has same meaning, so why do these so-called fans and "kinnies" pretend that they know him better than Oda? As if Dazai won't kill someone in cold blood? He tried to drown Dostoyevskiy to win against him in latest chapters!

He doesn't hate the mafia, he hates Mori because Mori killed his friend!! That is a reason why he hates Mori.

"He left toxic and abused place" — Dazai is toxic and abusive himself. That toxic relationship between Dazai and Akutagawa and Akutagawa and Kyoka began with DAZAI, NOT MORI! (Unless Asagiri tells us it was Mori.) He didn't care about Akutagawa. No one went and forced Dazai to shoot or beat the shit out him. He did it on his own!

When will they stop babying him? As if Dazai would let anyone abuse or manipulate him, let alone his boss. He did what he did on his own.

It gets so annoying reading BSD fanfics cuz most of writers have him written "sad uwu boy who didn't want to be in Mafia but because he was abused, experimented (simetimes even SA'd) by Mori, he finally left the toxic space, hates Mafia and really wants to be a good person" 🙄

Do they even understand that all these are just "headcannons"? To them if you even say that you like Mori, you are a p*do excuser and abuser lover? Like, do these people even know how to think???

None of whatever they have deluded themselves with is Canon! Dazai is in ADA because of Odasaku. Mori isn't a p*do cuz Asagiri hasn't confirmed anything. Chuuya isn't a feminine uwu boy who can't function without Dazai and Mafia is actually very important to Yokohama.

"Mori doesn't deserve Elise" — Elise is Mori!! She is like Demon Snow and Golden Demon. She doesn't even have a personality unless Mori gives her one. She doesn't have feelings on her own. She isn't a human being.

"Mori said she was his wife" — well she is a part of Mori, so he can call her whatever he wants. Mori probably had her since he was a child. I wouldn't be surprised if he were to love her 🤷‍♀️

"The name of his ability is sus" — well, if they had read real life Mori's book "Vita Sexualis" they would have realized that the book is about a man who has very low s*x drive, probably an asexual — there, a simple answer. So, no we don't know anything about how his ability works and wiki page that says Vita Sexualis is projecting his own sexual wants on Elise isn't canon!

"He said he like his women below 12" — yeah, as a joke, both with Kouyou and Fukuzawa. Elise calling him a "lolicon" is Mori calling himself a "lolicon". Elise hating Mori is also self hatred 🤷‍♀️ Because, once again, Elise doesn't have a personality on her own, do we even know if she can think on her own? BEAST and Yosano’s past kinda raise this question.

They can hate him for what he did to Yosano but if my country was in a war, I, probably, would do the same if someone had that ability. It's one person versus a whole country. It's called necesasry evil.

BSD fans have to realize that what they want to sell as canon is just a headcanon, not everyone has same headcanons and that they are reading a Seinen not Shounen.

[nerdypostpatrol]

Seeing script team(mori ogai,fyodor,dazai,ranpo) playing 4D chess with their ally at the stake and pawn,some sacrifice and innocent victim.With some crazy idea. Reader:"is this the distortion of human nature or the loss morallity?"

[tomuraxashes]

Communication skills irl

Kunikida: Dazai, would you mind doing actual work and not just sleeping?

Dazai: Not now

Dazai: I am busy with breathing

Kunikida: How is that an excuse?

Chuuya: Trust me, for him it is

[bsdconfessions]

[Image Description: A picture of Chuuya Nakahara from Bungou Stray Dogs, with a text confession. It reads: “Alright sooo, I think that Soukoku is an incompetent ship. I mean, do you really think it would be canon? No, it would ruin both characters and the storyline. Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s cute. They both deserve happiness, but I hate how people act like it’s canon. I see it everywhere and it’s getting annoying.”]

[cheskiiis-blog]

Alright Dazai-kun, I shall ask you a question! Do you think brown eyes are attractive? And I shall ask another question, do you prefer curly hair, wavy hair or straight hair on a woman? Have a good day and I hope you find your very own lucky lady to die with soon ~~~(•w•~~~)

I’ll have a good day, Alright-

[nerdypostpatrol]

Dazai:i know it's sound crazy,but you must believe me. Kunikida:i would be crazy if i am believing you.(proceed to believe him anyway)