#bssb3

[kingjasnah]

like i learned plenty (or at least was given the promise of plenty) don't get me wrong but. noodle shop 🍜

[zacharyezra]

Hoid: *talking about how Design is running a noodle shop while he’s frozen in time as a coat rack*

Me, moving on to read the next chapter:

[taravangianlistenstothebeachboys]

Hoid did you look directly into the sun

[kingjasnah]

literally if hoid's surgebinder workaround doesnt necessarily mean that design has to stay on roshar.....if design was on scadrial the whole of era 2......are there TWO esoteric and weird fun hotties with big tits on this planets at the same time??????? when most cosmere books have to make do with none?????

[kingjasnah]

ok can we talk about the coatrack. like can we talk about the bronzed coatrack.....bestie how are u first person omniscient rn ur literally holding my coat

[taravangianlistenstothebeachboys]

[kingjasnah]

Thinking how cryptics are described as All angles & big tiddy Design having old-school Lara Croft pyramid boobs

she did specifically request a mathematical curve but unfortunately i feel like the polygon video game boobs are something BOTH she and hoid would find like. stupid stupid funny. so im gonna incorporate this into my worldview now thanks man

[taravangianlistenstothebeachboys]

Oh no he’s a goober