#btsiq

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Jungkook: I like you guys; I feel safe with you guys.

Mingyu: Oh, you should not!

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Jungkook: I don’t get it. Do you like boys or girls?

Yoongi: [sweating nervously] …yes?

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Yoongi: Exercise is so important for a healthy lifestyle. That’s why I do yoga daily.

Yoongi: [lying face down on the floor]

Hoseok: You can’t just do the “corpse” pose for an hour.

Yoongi: Watch me.

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Jimin: I already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. there’s nothing you can do to stop them

Namjoon: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Jimin: Jungkook wrapped himself in tin foil and told us he was Iron Man…I have pictures!

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Yoongi: If I stay in bed I’ll be warm

Yoongi: If I get in the shower, I’ll also be warm

Yoongi: But the distance between the bed and the shower

Yoongi: No

Yoongi: That is not warm

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Seokjin, holding a pretzel: Do you want to hear a joke?

Yoongi: No, hyung, your jokes are terrible

Seokjin, holding pretzel to his heart: I am...in-salted

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Yoongi: *sees stranger doing something stupid*

Yoongi: What an idiot.

Yoongi: *realises it’s Taehyung*

Yoongi: Wait, that’s my idiot.