#bubblegum headcanons

[eustassslut]

idk why but ive always wondered what it would be like being lesbian on kids ship 😭 as a lesbian, i always think about this with different characters like would the crew members check girls out with you??

well i personally believe (as the head of the Kid Pirates headcanon committee) that not a single member of the Kid Pirates is a heterosexual cis person. so at least half of the crew would be ready at any given minute to check out girls with you, the wlw half of the crew would probably also check you out anon.

the Kid Pirates are the type of friend group who point out attractive people to each other (they won't cat call though, they're respectful) and hype up each other to get the attractive person's contact info. they're also the type of friend group where one will go up to said attractive person and go: my friend thinks you're cute, here's their transponder snail number, have a good day.

every single member of the crew would be a supportive ally who checks out girls with you (also for you, Bubblegum and Noe definitely go out of their way to give your number to anyone they think is your type) and encourages you to hit on pretty girls. they'll also beat up homophobes for you.

[eustassslut]

Hey, your hc's of the kid pirates are making me daydreaming!! May I please request some for UK, Pomp and Bubblegum? They appeared in the manga too and look so funny! Thank you🙏🏻

i love how they look. all 3 of them look so iconic and like they could only belong on Kid's crew.

UK:

Ironically he's not from the UK but France

Wire and UK regularly mix up their fishnet clothes with each others

Part of a best friend trio with Pomp and Bubblegum, they help each other do their crazy hairstyles each morning and share a room

Makes very good chocolate cookies

He can also make chocolate

Really awkward around people who aren't the crew, his pet parrot or you

Would loose his mind if you wore anything made of fishnet material

He's frequently called Rooster by the crew

Has a pet parrot named Anarchy

Anarchy prefers you though, for some reason

Was super awkward around you before you started dating, he couldn't speak to you properly and Bubblegum had to translate what he was trying to say

You're not allowed to touch his hair, it takes him too long to get it perfect

Although one time you pulled on his hair during sex and he orgasmed immediately

So he's have an internal argument about the no hair touching rule

Switch but prefers to sub

Only listens to music from YouTube

Can dance the whole Gangam Style routine whilst singing/rapping it (with super stable vocals)

Took fencing lessons and is a world champion fencer

Would risk his life to protect you in battle and wears any scar he gets from protecting you with pride

Massive car fan

Drags you to car shows

Pomp:

Can't stand coffee

He's one of the crew's doctors and a shipwright

Secretly wants you to his makeup in the morning

Was recruited by Killer at the lowest points of his life

He is incredibly grateful to Killer

Can't believe that you've ended up with him and thinks he doesn't deserve you

Gets on very well with Jimbei and Franky

Smokes cigars, sometimes during sex

Prefers when you're on top

Voted the least kinkiest members of the crew

He still has kinks though, the rest of the crew are just freaks

One of the oldest members of the crew and is nicknamed grandfather

Russian and is very good at traditional Russian dancing

Is balding and loosing his hearing (but only in his left ear)

Quincy cannot stand how he dresses

Falls for scam emails and phone calls daily

You have to regularly take his transponder snail away from him to stop the scams from happening

Acts like Dive's grandfather who spoils her

Super good at communication about your relationship and problems he has

Addicted to calling you the more prettiest/handsome person he's ever seen in his life

Bubblegum:

Kpop stan, specially Twice and Got7

Learns kpop dance choreo very easily

Wants to dance duets with you and gets very turned on by it

They're genderfluid

Their hair is naturally like that

Really good friends with Bepo and Penguin from Law's crew

Also good friends with Usopp

If you have breasts, they'll want to suck on them 24/7

Their nickname comes from how they can blow really big bubbles from gum

Has mommy issues

Naturally has a mommy kink, even when they're the dom during sex

Their actual name is something like Brian or Chad but they don't like being called that

Their hair feels like straw if you touch it

Used to be an assassin before they joined the crew

Has a sex playlist but regularly stops mid sex to make you appreciate the songs playing

You've banned the playlist from sexy time

Considers themselves to be one of Dive's best babysitters

Cries to Mitski songs with you

Wasn't allowed to express any 'non-masculine' traits when they were younger so now they like when you do their makeup and help them to rebel against their parents' old rules