#bubblegumxmallets

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[text] Hey, handsome, no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??

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LOVING TEXTS, BITCH

( TEXT :: quinn:: sent ); hey, love, the question is—( TEXT :: quinn:: sent ); why don’t I have gravy with that bucket?( TEXT :: quinn :: sent ); weeellll you see. the assholes forgot the gravy. so i had to rush back and get it.( TEXT :: quinn :: sent );oh and sometimes i like to TREAT myself, thank you very much. 

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[drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known

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DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH

( TEXT :: quinn:: sent ); ???( TEXT :: quinn:: sent ); the fuck, you’re getting drunk without me? fuck you quinn. ( TEXT :: quinn :: sent ); and by the way, i’m fucking gorgeous, none of the petty beautiful shit  ( TEXT :: quinn :: sent ); what bar are you fucking at?

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[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now.

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ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH

( TEXT :: quinn:: sent ); bust them. I don’t care?( TEXT :: quinn:: sent ); please, it’s like you think I need windows? ( TEXT :: quinn :: sent ); bust them, i fucking love feeling the breeze and shit.( TEXT :: quinn :: sent ); in fact, i’ll bust them for you. 

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[text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first.

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ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH

( TEXT :: quinn:: sent ); quinn, i will light you on fire if you dare burn my shit.( TEXT :: quinn:: sent ); or i’ll set your shit on fire ( TEXT :: quinn :: sent ); i always did love games.

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[text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.

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SEXY TEXTS, BITCH

( TEXT :: quinn:: sent ); please. my dick is brunch wtf ???

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[text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life

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SEXY TEXTS, BITCH

( TEXT :: quinn:: sent ); nah it’s fine. you have an interesting sex life so it’s always great to hear stories.( TEXT :: quinn:: sent ); i mean please? do you know who i am?( TEXT :: quinn :: sent ); sex is sex. ( TEXT :: quinn :: sent ); we’re all adults here! i mean fucking christ, make that guy beg, doll.

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( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new hyena.

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misc/random texts :

( TEXT :: Quinn :: sent ); Satan( TEXT :: Quinn :: sent ); Killer( TEXT :: Quinn :: sent ); Cujo ( TEXT :: Quinn :: sent ); Ramsay Junior can also be accpetable.  ( TEXT :: Quinn :: sent ); But first of all, how the fuck did you get a fucking hyena? 

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bubblegumxmallets replied to your post: [ sms : stel ] ...you and I are in a fight.

STEL BE NICE TO MEEEEEEEEEEE. IM CUTE.

Stel voice: i swear, i’ve seen burnt husks cuter than you