#buckwell

[leopardbones]

More Agent Sitwell doodles after some people told me they were missing their favorite foodie (me too guys <3) 

bonus bucky

[leopardbones]

warm up doodles, I miss drawing Buckwell haha -was thinking of a fic I started but never finished, about Sitwell getting captured by Hydra and just being sassy and a general nuisance the whole time. (and tries to recruit the Winter Soldier while he’s at it)

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*watches Civil War trailer*

okay so how can I make this Buckwell...

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heehee got this fantabulous commission from baruyon !!!! Thank you!!!! ahhh I love this so much!!

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doodles from the stream, talking tattoos with Nicole today >:D 

[leopardbones]

Someone finds a pic of him with hair ( preferably long)

"Wow. Hubba hubba." Sitwell walks out of his room to find his kitchen full of Coulson's pet team.  Agent May is going through his fridge, FitzSimmons are both on the couch looking around anxiously and whispering to each other, Agent Triplet is watching May go through his fridge and Skye is looking at the pictures on his wall. 

"To what do I owe this wake up call?" He growls walking to the kitchen, happy to see coffee is already being made. 

"Dad was tired of us and dropped us off for alone time." Skye offers.  He looks over at May. 

"Coulson is going to need you for the next mission." She shrugs. "Why not get you early." 

"That doesn't explain why all of you are in my apartment." He sighs drinking the coffee. 

"I'll make you some breakfast." Trip slaps his shoulder before heading to the stove. Sitwell sighs again. 

"Hey Jasp." Skye smiles like a cat with cream. He frowns.

"Agent Sitwell." 

"Cool A.J." She nods at on of the pictures on his wall.  "Where are you in the big family picture." He walks over to see which one she's looking at.  

"I'm the guy in the blue." He points and she spits water.

"WHAT? But your hair is really long! ... YOU HAVE HAIR!" She looks at him wide eyed. "Please don't tell me you purposely shave those glorious locks off your head." 

Sitwell blinks. 

"Oh! I want to see." Jemma comes over and looks at the picture. "She's right! Your hair really is fantastic in this picture." 

Sitwell groans.

"May I'm not helping you guys.  Get out of my house." 

"Why do you shave your head?" Suddenly Fitz is there staring at the picture with unnecessary intensity. 

"I happen to like it this way." He goes to get more coffee since May isn't doing anything but smirking in the corner. 

"But seriously! Look at that hair! I would kill for that." Skye does sound like she would so he is a bit flattered. 

"I thought I had a nice head." He looks over at Simmons who flushes and stutters.

"W-well I-I"

"I happen to like it." Suddenly Bucky Barnes is in the kitchen in a pair of pajama pants.  He walks past Sitwell rubbing the man's head with his hand and stealing his cup of coffee. "Nice head."  He mumbles before heading back to the room. 

"Damn." Skye whistles. 

[leopardbones]

SITWELL AND BUCKY MATCHMAKING TOGETHER. Because they figured their own shit out, they can't just stand by and watch their friends (coughstevesamcough) be dumb.

(I apologize for the OOCness of this one xD)

"Seriously we should be the emotionally stunted ones." Sitwell takes drink of his beer.  It's hot outside but he loves it.  He looks over at his pale boyfriend putting on sunblock. 

"He was frozen for a long time." Bucky shrugs with a smirk.  "Maybe some of his brain cells are still thawing." They both look back at Steve talking to Clint but obviously watching Sam and Natasha fight with foam noodles in the pool.

"Seriously, you were brainwashed for that amount of time, if anyone should be socially stunted its you." Sitwell laughs when Bucky kicks his legs. 

"But seriously, we got to put an end to this."

"I bet I can get them together before you could." Bucky smirks picking up his book to read. He thinks for a bit. "Loser buys the other dinner."

"You're on." 

XXX

"So locking them in a room together didn't work." Bucky wraps a bandage around Sitwell's wrist. 

"I could see how they thought it was an ambush." Sitwell states. "The low lights, slow music ... flowers everywhere." 

XXX

"You really told them they had to pretend to be a couple to infiltrate the bar?" Bucky laughs from behind Sitwell.  "They didn't ask why they didn't send us in?" 

"They did." Sitwell shrugs. "I told them the target is racist and they would catch his eye faster." 

Bucky is silent as he watches the screen.  "Did ... you send them on a real mission to catch a racist human trafficker?" 

"Yeah?" 

"Shit, lets go before Steve accidentally kills someone ..."

XXX

"Okay so forcing them on vacation didn't work well either." Sitwell flops down on his bed. 

"Yeah I head Steve is doing a roadtrip with Logan." 

"And Sam is going home to visit his family." Sitwell huffs and Bucky pats his back while reading his book. 

"Guess you can't force people to take vacations together." 

"Not yet." 

XXX

"Are you even doing anything?" Sitwell crosses his arms as Bucky eats breakfast. 

"What?" The metal armed man blinks sleepily.

"I thought this was a bet and you haven't done anything." Sitwell sighs and sits at the table.  "I give up, you're not egging on my competitive spirit." 

"You are so dramatic." Bucky rolls his eyes. "You give up?" 

"Maybe, what are you thinking?"

"Steve! Sam!" Sitwell jumps as Bucky yells.  Its only a few seconds before both men are running into the kitchen, one with his shield and the other with a bat.

"What's going on? Are you okay?" Steve looks around confused.  Sitwell stares at Bucky horrified.

"You're not just going to-"

"Steve, Sam likes you.  A LOT. Sam, Steve likes you. A LOT. You two should go for coffee and talk about how much you like each other." Bucky finishes his cereal. "Sitwell's been trying to set you two up for weeks and you two are too daft to see it." 

"Wha-" Steve's whole face is red now and Sam is staring off in the distance far far away from here.  

"C'mon." Bucky grabs Sitwell's arm and drags him out of the kitchen.  "Give them time, they'll figure it out in a second." 

"I can't believe you just-"

"I want McDonalds." 

Sitwell blinks at the other man. 

"Hell no." 

"Loser buys dinner!" Bucky huffs. "I really want one of their hamburgers." 

"Stark has tainted your tastebuds, I'm going to kill him." Sitwell mutters darkly. "And you cheated! They haven't even gotten together-"

"OH MY GOD MY EYES!" Stark stomps out of the kitchen wearing what looks to be half pajamas and half a suit.  He looks at them wide-eyed holding an empty coffee mug. "So I would um ... not go in there.  Or cook until I have a cleaning crew go through." 

"McDonalds!" Bucky whoops.

[emmi-hayes]

When you’re the first person to tag a pairing on Ao3.