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Round 1: Introduction
Which Episode is Best?
Know Your Fusion
Buddy's Book
First Mate Buddy Buddwick’s Journal
Steven Universe Season 4 Episode 3: Buddy’s Book
On Creating Pink Beings
Alright, so imagine you’re Rose Quartz. You’re impulsive, and you always do what you want. You fall in love with every earthling you meet. You’re especially fond of human men. You also have a pack of seven lions that follow you around in the desert. One day a Lions dies, as happens far too soon with all earthlings. You hold it in your arms, weep over its body and, intentionally or not, you resurrect it into a pink, practically immortal being. Eventually the rest of the pack dies, and Lion is left alone save for the times you steal away to visit him. You give him a belly rub and check on the many secrets left in his mane.
Eventually, even you will leave him. You are with child, and so you will die as his pack did.
The Lion is left alone in the desert for over a decade, waiting for your return. You never intended to make a huge amount of “Pink” animals. It would draw too much attention from the Diamonds. However, you at least intended to preserve the rest of Lion’s pack, or even just a single mate or companion. In fact, you probably would have preserved more life than you should have. You wouldn’t have the restraint not to. You loved them all too much.
Here’s the thing, though. You can’t. In resurrecting Lion, you created a psychic link between him and yourself. Still being new to organic life, you didn’t fully understand your limitations in your ability to heal them, but as each other lion in his pack fades away, you realize that this link can only be created once in your lifetime. Your gem simply doesn’t have the “hard drive space” to maintain a constant connection to your own little pocket dimension with more than one being.
Soon, your gem memory is wiped, allowing your son to exist. He creates his own link, with a human named Lars. The same Diamond essence courses through both of their veins, just as it does with Lion. They are always in tune with each other, even when they are far apart, but you are not because you are dead. Erased. You’re not there to explain the limitations of this power to your son. You can’t tell him that this is a link he can only create once. So, he allows humans to fight by his side, figuring he can always save them, until one day he can’t. One day, he will hold Connie in his arms, and his tears will do nothing.
Episode 106: Buddy’s Book
“We imagined him way off.”
As a children's librarian, I feel there are some things I should clear up before getting started. First, we don't read at the front desk as patrons come in (and we certainly wouldn't be reading something as smutty as Passions of Xanxor); our job is helping people, not sating our own love of books, and there’s tons of other work to do when patrons aren’t in immediate need. Second, we might tell noisy patrons to be quiet at times, but we don't loudly and nonverbally shoosh, because that’s rude as hell and would justifiably result in louder backlash. Third, we weed our collections regularly, meaning a journal that's hundreds of years old would've been trashed, donated, or (most likely in this case) moved to special collections long before it could've been left uncatalogued on the ground for a patron to find (and yeah, we are capable of checking beneath the shelves).
None of these misconceptions matter that much, but what is a little annoying is the stereotype that libraries are book repositories, rather than information centers. Yes, we carry books, but we also carry digital media to fit a modern world, and more importantly, we're staffed with information specialists who teach digital literacy to all ages. If you're a Connie, getting your information from the internet and citing erroneous sources, come to the library and we'll teach you how to research properly using every tool at your disposal, including your smartphone. Smartphones aren’t the problem. The internet isn’t the problem. Shoddy methodology is the problem, and it’s still a problem if you’re only researching with books, because books can be erroneous as well. Pick a world history book from as late as the 80s and it’ll tell you the USSR still exists. Pick a book written by a racist and you might walk away thinking some very biased information is factual, depending on your critical thinking skills.
Libraries have always been at the forefront of literacy, research, and community outreach, so don't let anyone in charge of budgets tell you that we're a relic of the past despite what portrayals of libraries so often amount to in media.
(Also, and as much as I loathe the Dewey Decimal System, which is outdated and nonadjustable and prejudiced and not at all structured well from a consumer-facing standpoint, which is crucial to kids especially: how did they not make a single reference to Dewey also being the last name of Beach City’s mayor and Buddy’s buddy?)
rose breaking the fourth wall