#buff babbye blue

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You Wouldn't Believe Your Froze If Ten Million Sharp Legos

Appeared in your path as you walked to school

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Homeboy supreme Toki Wo To Ma To rises once more from his grave to inform you all of the color of Emalf's underwear. It is p

Periwinkle 

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ETIHW IS MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE, AND NOBODY CAN STO

SHIT, WODAHS IS THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED IN THE KITCHEN FOR A REASON.

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His one outfit is so good that it erases any doubt that any others he might ever have look equally as gorgeous.

You know what? That’s fair

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Kcalb is most certainly a fashion god.

I would agree but the man has one (1) outfit

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Every generic angel and demon in TGG is a victim of identity theft. It got so bad that they even had their distinguishing features taken from them. They can make up for this by performing mass fusion to create two powerful entities, John Doom and Jane Halo.

They haven’t figured it out yet, but it’s only a matter of time before they discover the power they hold within…

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Kcalb once had a mullet. In related news, the Gray Garden used to be bigger.

R…related news???

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That ask implies exactly three things. One, Etihw is Yosafire's parental figure. Two, Kcalb is Yosafire's father. Three, Kcalb is dead. The fact that none of these were questioned fills me with immense satisfaction at making the rest of that crackfact steal the spotlight.

I mean in the normal end Kcalb does die so I didn’t question that part so much and I mean Etihw and Kcalb are probably the closest things to parents most of the tgg world has bc ya know…reincarnation