#buffanon

[isventoaureoconfirmed]

I saw the translation for the fake confirmation. Whomever made that is gonna gfet a can of whoopass.

If there was any anon for the job, it would be you, buff anon. Thank you.

[itsthesinbin]

I literally just woke up from a coma. And am blessed with your titties being unwrapped??? Its gonna be a very good day now, I just know it.

finger guns 

[dailyjoshu]

Hello- you can do whatever you want with me. Like kill me or eat me. I offer my sail bod to you, Parasite.

Well̀,̸ ͞węll̶, ̡w҉e͞l̀l͡.̸.͡.͢ yo͟u̶ ̸loo̕k̨ ҉real͜ly ̛g̶oǫd͘ to ͜eat but͠ I'̧m͘ ̴qui̷t̶e ́full̛ ͡r͟igh͞t͏ now, ̷I w͢ill͝ k͝e҉e͢p̵ yo͟u̡ a̵s͝ ͝a̡ s͟n̴a̷ck̴ f̕or̢ ͜l̀ate̕r̸ ̷i̡f̶ ̨t͞h̴at's̕ ͟ok҉a͢y̧?  @buffanon

[wri0thesley]

I once dreamt that Speedwagon adopted me when I was small and I'd call him grandpa. He was worried for me/my safety, so he had me train in hamon. I grew up along side Joseph and we had this sorta sibling rivalry thing going and it was the best. Then part 2 really began and I left with Joseph to save my grandpa and stop the pillar men and met Caesar. At first I didn't like him because he was rude to Joseph but then friendship happened so I was. Like "if Joseph can stand you, I guess it's ok". 1/?

So we meet the Pillar Men™ and near instantly Wammu gets weirdly fixated on me. Then you know how the story goes, fighting, running, fighting, yadda, yadda- but each time we meet Wammu, he just wants to fight me. And Joseph and Caesar don't take too kindly to him "singling me out". (Things kinda get hazy from here) I get mad at the guys trying to protect me and go off training with Lisa Lisa. Afterwords we get to the bit w/ Caesar fighting Wammu to the death.When the fight is happening, I suddenly get "oh I'm from the real world so I know shit" powers and when Caesar gets Smashed™, Joseph and Lisa Lisa leave and it's just me, Wammu and Caesar's technical corpse. I demanded Wammu lift the rock off of Caesar so I can save him. He does it and I like start hamon healing him. Wammu is just watching me and I'm like "wtf leave I'm pissed at you" and says he'll only leave if I go with him. Being worried for Caesar, I'm like "ok Caesar will be fine." So after I completely heal Caesar, I pap and caress his face (Idk why I did that lmao) and left with Wammu. So it's really fucking awkward the whole time I'm with him and suddenly we're at the Pillar men's secret lair (?). So Wammu shows me to Kars and Esidesi and goes "I want to keep this human" and they're like "sure, but if you kill this one you're not getting another." Wammu takes me to a room and it's just so fucking weird. He wants to like come close to me and pet me?? But he doesn't.

IM DEEPLY INTERESTED IN WHERE THIS IS GOING!!! also i love the thought of wamuu going to his Pillar Man dads and doing the equivalent of ‘but daaaaad i promise i’ll take caaaaaare of iiiiit’

[koujakuzure]

You're gonna attract the hetlians

buddy this account was BUILT off of hetalians, there’s no turnin’ back now… this account was doomed from the start.

[oldcaptainkujo]

I’m taking the trash out early this week.

[blackkatmagic]

Kat I'm watching the netflix death note movie and I want to fucking cry- death note doesn't deserve this

NOPE. I love the manga, and I enjoyed the anime, and that - that is not DN. That is something entirely different.

[sometimes-giorno]

@ that rude af anon: yo bitch meet me in a denny's parking lot. She's got a lot on her plate as is. This blog is for her entertainment not her followers. So she aint being rude for not posting, you are. I'll crush anyone else that says this shit. 💪😬

square up over $4 breakfast heck yeah