Horoscopes By Gil Hizon - November 6, 2012
SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)
Your vagina is depressed because you don't wanna look at it.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)
Your penchant for new adventures may be seen by others as "running away". Not that you care.
CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)
Gay avalanche. Never fun.
AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)
Only wanna make things right / before you walk out my life...
PISCES (February 19 – March 20)
You want people to "get out of [your] facial."
ARIES (March 21 – April 19)
Your greatest challenge is letting the "new you" simmer.
TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)
You just don't feel right "promote"-ing your status updates.
GEMINI (May 21 – June 21)
Never underestimate the fun that can be had with a walk-off between you and your gays.
CANCER (June 22 – July 22)
These next few episodes will feature you, so don't be afraid to show us all your sides.
LEO (July 23 – August 22)
You swallow only when surprised.
VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)
Dawn's in trouble; It must be Tuesday.
LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)
QC has reported banding issues on your video.
(DISCLAIMER for all entries: This is all a sh*t show.)
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