#bufoonary

[kyleskamera]

Pizza Coma

I need to stop binge eating shitty foods. I ate half a domino's pizza last night and felt so bad afterwards that i just laid down and went ti sleep. That was 7:30 and I didn't wake up till sometime after Liz came home from work around midnight. Then the heart burn nearly killed me. I am, what's known in the medical community, as a buffoon.