#bug discussion

[thaltro]

Hello father. I crave Violence.

Too many of you guys are orange

I’m also not your father I’m like your scumbag landlord. No comfy familial bonds between us only the dynamic of cold exploitation and debt here

If you crave violence,, i don’t know just go bite the others stay away from me and my ankles i don’t like bug bites

[thaltro]

Are sharks allowed

I don't want to be a bug please...

Dude you think I can fit a shark in here. Fucking fine

You can be like a pocket shark I can fit that. You get to live in a Home Depot bucket.

Welcome to your new life this is what you wanted because you wanted to be a shark for some reason

Apparently they can spray glowing goo when scared so there’s your only defence against a bunch of venomous house pests crawling around

[thaltro]

Do you feel tired about some bugs when they want too much attention?

That’s why I have one of those voltage tennis rackets. If I’m crawled on too much I pick em up throw em in the air and just wack them against the wall.

I don’t get tired most the time no. I actually deeply desire attention and I don’t think anyone can out attention glutton me

[thaltro]

what kind of toxic yaoi are yu hoping for specifically

might draw it just so yu dont squash us and bc i need to draw smth again

Ok now I feel bad. Imagine a grown ass man yelling at his horseless floor covered in approximately 10 bugs.

I only will hurt some of you.. sometimes I have empathy and I feel bad for the shaken innocent bugs. The deviants will produce my slop dw.

Uhh and to answer your question I don’t know. “Toxic” is so nebulous it means nothing. People think enemies to lovers is peak toxic- and I see it yk but that’s like thinking wasabi is spicy. I’m asking for the most fermented spicy kimchi that’ll send me into shock.

Maybe that’s an exaggeration. I just think they need to be genuinely miserable is all. I need the relationship to make them worse people in some way. No enemies to lovers, they need to still hate eachother deep down

Maybe I just yearn for the spades ♠️ I think that’s the conclusion

[thaltro]

I need toxic yaoi so bad. I’m, dying

Can’t even come up with a good ship anymore. I need to like poke holes into your bug brains and connect them to the hive mind machine to generate yaoi slop for me.

More ethical then ai, but unethical enough for it to make me happy

[thaltro]

I vote yes for cannibalism

I didn’t know I had a democracy here. Who told you to vote?

If I want you to eat each other you eat each other. That’s it.

Don’t overstep your bug-abilities.

[thaltro]

Why is everyone bugs here.

Do I have to be cool to be a bug too.

Pokes one of the bugs (probably gets bitten)

You can be big and not bug it’s not mandatory but it’s kinda awkward. That’d just be me and you in a room with like 10 bugs.

You’ll probably have more fun as a bug is what I’m saying. Also the room is small so there’s a limited capacity. It can only fit about 2 horses side by side. But there are no horses so imagine horse to human ratio.

Become a bug and you can live a relatively blissful life ❤️ if I don’t decide to starve or the other bugs don’t canniblize each other