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so i have an ant problem in my bedroom and i am handling it Fine. which means it’s time to torture jordan kennedy.

#the fucking things won’t leave me alone and it really does have me paranoid #talk tag #the magnus archives #tma #riverpoint writing #jordan kennedy #this feels like it should have content warnings but idk what #lets give it a shot:#tw paranoia #(some at least)#tw bugs #the corruption #for the record this is only slightly exaggerated from my own experiences!#his hallucinations (and also the real ants he finds in his bed) are more powerful than my own vague paranoia #but christ i feel like being specifically targeted by these things and i cannot lie in my own bed without starting off that same spiral #bug saga

also i have defeated the evil by defeating a whole other evil and utilising it tho

like... i don’t know this neighbour at all and admittedly he’s a bit intimidating

so me being someone with social anxiety, you can put two and two together and imagine how not desirable meeting new people is for me

BUT THE BUG EVIL WAS TOO BIG

AND THIS NEIGHBOUR WAS THE ONLY ONE IN MY FLOOR WHO I KNEW WAS AWAKE BC HIS TV WAS ON

I TALKED TO A NEW PERSON TO ASK THEM TO REMOVE A BUG IN MY APARTMENT

I CONSIDERED TODAY TO BE ONE OF THE WORST ANXIETY DAYS THIS YEAR AND I WAS EMBARRASSED ABOUT HOW I HANDED THIS BUG ISSUE BUT HONESTLY THE FACT THAT I TALKED TO THIS NEW NEIGHBOUR JUST ENDED UP MAKING THIS A REALLY GREAT DAY AND I’M KINDA PROUD OF MYSELF BC PAST ME WOULD’VE JUST SLEPT IN THE KITCHEN TBH

I LOVE BEING ABLE TO TALK TO PEOPLE

I WISH I DIDN’T NEED A BUG-INDUCED PANIC ATTACK TO DO IT THO

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BED BUGS. I HAVE MOTHERFUCKING BED BUGS!! IN MY BED!!! its not enough that i have ANTS, nooooo, i needed some fucKING BED BUGS TOO!!!

#im Going to set something on FIRE!!!!!!!#not my sheets tho i got them for xmas :(#ive heard thats how ur supposed to deal with bed bugs but i CANT #talk tag #vent tag #bug saga

BLESS MY NEIGHBOUR

I WILL NEVER BE ANNOYED BY HIS YELLING AT THE TV DURING THE HOURS WHEN I’M GOING TO SLEEP AGAIN

MY ACTUAL GOD DAMNED SAVIOUR

HOLY SHIT

HE JUST GRABBED THAT BUG AND THREW IT OUT

I AM DIZZY WITH RELIEF

#I NEED BUG NETS ON MY WINDOWS ASAP SO THAT THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN #bug saga

liveblogging the primal horror of having the absolute worst bug in your apartment, while having an actual honest to god panic attack and in the end defeating social anxiety to remove the greater evil:

a saga witnessed only on this blog!!!!!

in other news: humour retains it’s place as number one coping mechanism!!!

#PS i almost sprained my arm by dodging that wild bug #REAL DRAMA REAL BLOODSHED #bug saga

the bug that makes me freak the fuck out is in my apartment

how do i deal with this

i am genuinely panicking rn it’s like, sitting on the wall above my bed

what if i try to approach it and it jumps away

what if it jumps on me

how the fuck do i deal with this im gonna fucking cry

IT’S SO HUGE TOO WHAT THE FUCK

HOW DID IT GET TO THE 3RD FLOOR

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There’s this huge spider chilling on the other side of the kitchen

I hope she’s aware that after this fiasco I’m evicting her and all her friends

They were allowed to stay so that they would prevent shit like this

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This really sucks

Next time I’m tagged on something that asks me when was the last time I cried, i’ll have to answer with ‘when a bug forced me out of my own home at 4am’

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