warm; wilbur soot
summary: what it’s like living with wilbur
genre: headcanon, fluff
pairing: wilbur soot x reader
pronouns: none?
warnings: none that i know of
a/n: this is my first time writing for an mcyt so please cut me a little slack!
important links: masterlist
you cannot tell me that this man would not be so soft with you
but he’d also meme so hard
y’all have lots of extra blankets bc cuddles and movies and just trying to be cozy all the time
ok i feel like you’d both have a hard time sleeping so just imagine warm drinks and blankets and sitting on the floor together while staring out the window and talking about absolutely nothing
lots and lots of laughs
he would most definitely make fun of you for being “short”
i mean, come on, the man is 6′5; odds are that you’re gonna be shorter than him and he twists that any way that he can
to make even more fun of your height, he’ll make you mark and measure your height in the doorway like parents do with their kids every few months to check if you’ve grown
lots of mugs
3am baking and making messes of each other with flour and better
movie nights always end in one of you falling asleep
if you fall asleep, he’ll turn off the movie and start cleaning everything up, kind of his way of seeing if you’ll wake up and go to your guys’ bedroom on your own
you usually don’t, so he just cleans up and carries you to bed afterwards
he would definitely make sure that you don’t fall asleep with makeup on and that your teeth get brushed and all that good stuff
if you’re half-asleep and barely coherent, he’ll sit you on the counter and try to do all of that stuff for you
if he’s the one that falls asleep, it’s usually with him leaning on you
you turn down the volume and clean up before returning to the couch
seeing as he’s far too big for you to pick him up and carry him to bed yourself, you just turn the volume down on the tv, snuggle up to him, and fall asleep as well
eventually you both wake up in odd positions with aching backs and drag yourselves to bed, leaving the blankets on the couch to be dealt with in the morning
he really likes resting his head in your lap when you guys are on the couch
play with his hair? this man is out like a light in 20 minutes tops
if you can’t sleep at night, he’ll play with your hair and hum to you until he’s sure that you’ve fallen asleep
you always help each other with the dishes
you do the washing and he does the drying
laundry day is a chaotic mess
there are messy, half-assed piles of “sorted” clothes everywhere and neither of you have figured out whatever system the other uses
y’all mess around a lot on laundry day, especially when it comes to washing all the sheets on your bed
you pull the sheets out of the dryer and have to ask wilbur to help you put it on
so you crawl on the bed to get some corners and will gets the others while standing
and he always messes it up on purpose
he thinks it’s cute and funny when the corners come off and the fitted sheet kind of swallows you
you usually wake up before he does
so you’ll wiggle out of his grasp and go take care of all the trivial things you do in the mornings
and then you go make breakfast for the two of you
sometimes he’ll wander out of bed wondering where you’ve gone and find you in the kitchen
then he’ll hug you from behind and kind of slump over you and sway with you for a bit
even if you’re putting together something as simple as cereal for the two of you















