[pm] First of all, you owe me a documentary. Second of all... Did you happen to leave some hay on my pillow, by any chance? Because if you did, A+ prank, 5/5 would recommend. If you didn't... Well, did /you/ happen to find some hay around?
[pm] You owe me my night of sleep back after forcing me down that rabbit hole of Blair Witch theories.
Ummmm no? What do you mean you found hay on your pillow? That’s... odd. Which you’re totally joking right?? Yeah you’re joking????? Ummm no. No hay. But I live in a semi big house. Maybe it was just leftover from our cornfield trip.












