#bugpops

[rukafais]

pk’s entire cake pop is decorated with white fondant to make it taste as disgusting as he is

asdfsg it looks impressive but tastes like fondant. truly a Bastard

           zote is a mud pie             

Zote flavour: dirt

[rukafais]

ok but an entire cake with no flavouring put in and just a ton of black food colouring

you eat a vessel cake pop and its just a shell of sweetness surrounding a weird, flavorless mass

[rukafais]

I don't know if you can make a baklava cake pop, but if you can Hive Knight should be a baklava cake pop. Also, maybe s'mores for the vessels? The Knight is regular s'mores, THK has peanut butter,,,uh, Greenpath Vessel's is made with mint chocolate,,,drat, what would Lost Kin/Broken Vessel have? Can you put caramel in a s'more? Maybe if you stuck like a soft caramel in there. Now I have to try that when I next get to eat s'mores.

a baklava cake pop would be incredible. i don’t know if it exists or even if it would be structurally sound, but it SHOULD exist

also s’mores vessels are really cute.....I THINK YOU CAN LIKE, MAKE, A MARSHMALLOW WITH CARAMEL SWIRLS SO MAYBE THAT??

[rukafais]

Wouldn lost Kin be carrot cake?

I could see carrot cake!

           White lady is white chocolate            

           myla gets bubblegum, cornifer gets green tea, white lady gets vanilla bean. pale king gets just a stick             

PK doesn’t get to join the delicious cake crew

myla having bubblegum is cute though...and either vanilla or white chocolate would make sense! Cornifer having green tea is also cute (I wonder what Iselda would be though. Would they match?)

           Mantises are all mint, the infected ones have either chocolate, cream, or orange            

m..mintises....that’s cute

traitor lord’s pop is bigger than the others. Extremely orange.

           ghost is angel food cake. pale king could be the white velvet cake. and yeah a lot of people like red velvet but it's just chocolate cake with some vinegar and buttermilk and red food coloring so it's not as special as it sounds. tbh without the red dye, it looks way less appealing to eat. also a velvet cake is combining baking soda with vinegar or buttermilk, or both, to make a chemical reaction. it's what makes it fluffy and smooth like velvet apparently.            

I am learning a fuckton about cake today, damn! Thanks for the input, anon

           maybe a myla themed cake pop could be covered with tiny purple rock candies (since crystal peak)?            

Oh yeah! or maybe it could have those like, rock candies that fizz in your mouth. Pop rocks or whatever? That might be cute.

[rukafais]

OK but consider, normal vessels are just dark chocolate mud cake basically. Pure vessel is that but with an extra layering of white chocolate. Hollow is also the same as the vessels but with spicey orange filling. Shades are the flavourless black cake pop, sometimes you find some liquorice in them.

weird bread and licorice, the official cake of the void

chocolatey vessels seems to be the consensus here, though! that’s interesting

[rukafais]

I have no idea what a popcake is but The Radiance is a pionono

pictured: cake pop

I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT A PIONONO WAS UNTIL JUST NOW BUT HONESTLY IT SEEMS VERY FITTING FOR RADIANCE and also i’m hungry and i want to try one,,

[rukafais]

Pale king is a yellow Zooper Dooper sphere impaled on a cake stick. Can't be trusted, can be either pineapple or lemon and if you dislike one of those then too bad. Also not a cake like PK isn't an actual bug. Oh, and cold hearted too. Cover it in fancy white deco and you got yourself a bastard.

i think this might be the most creative answer for “what cake pop would PK be” that ive seen so far

but also the idea of like, an ice pop covered in fondant is mildly horrifying

[rukafais]

on one hand, green tea for cornifer is really cute! on the other hand, I feel like it would be really fitting for a greenpath-themed cake pop. or maybe an unn-themed pop?

An unn-themed pop having green tea cake and maybe some kind of sweeter filling to represent the lake water might be interesting!

           as much as I want to agree with zote as a mud pie, I've gotta say zote deserves better bc he's good for laughs. he's not even cake he's just a cup of dirt (yknow, the cookie or brownie crumbled onto/into a cup of pudding) with a single sad gummy worm in it           

Dirt, but Tasty This Time

i’m cracking up at the gummy worm though. Just One