Accidentally created the secret recipe to the longest biggest burp ever
Step one: get a couple of cans of a fizzy drink of ur choice (I chose sprite for this)
Step two: lay on ur back, with ur head supported, and drink up! Keep going!
Step two point five: please burp a few times, don’t actually want to hurt urself. Believe me if you drink enough soda on ur back you’ll feel good enough pressure in ur stomach even while burping a little bit
Step three: once it feels like ur gonna explode and you can’t burp the extras out, sit up
Step four: BOURP profit










