May I have a continuation of the TFA Doctor Who crossover? Because gosh dang was it a great combination of confusion, absurdity and shites and giggles
Part One
“Are you sure you don’t want to take over the Earth?” the strange little organic asks, for the seventh time. Optimus, who at first had been extremely uncomfortable at the question, now only replied with a very dry “No.” “Well, the Decepticons are!” Bumblebee pipes up unhelpfully, earning a dirty look from Ratchet over the humanoids head. “Aha! I knew it! There’s always some evil robot!” they say triumphantly, wagging their finger as if they were giving vital life advice. Sari, who stood next to them, asked the question they were all wondering “What are you?” “Human! Perfectly human!” they exclaimed. “You came out of a box.” “Of course! Haven’t you ever seen a human in a box?” “The box appeared out of thin air!” Sari was waving her hands in frustration, desperate for something to satisfy her need for answers. “Not to mention you’ve got a few extra organs.” Ratchet said, pointing to the scan he had made literally seconds ago, showing an extra heart and other bits. “So cool.” Sari whispered. “Health condition?” the stranger tried. Even Bulkhead seemed to cringe. “Fine, fine, FINE.” they muttered, standing up from the enormous gurney they had been laying on. “I am a Time Lord.” The alien said the title with such flare and dramatics in their voice the Autobots got the distinct impression they were supposed to be impressed.
“That sounds fake.” Sari muttered, looking very disappointed. Bumblebee nodded along, his expression intensely serious. “Not as fake as Autobots and Decepticons.” they defended, as if the little girl had insulted their mother. Technically, she had.