everyone is always yelling about how i need to drink more water, drink more water to what? pee it all out again?? uhm, no thanks. to me, that sounds like a huge waste of water, but I’m glad you’re all comfortable peeing your way through our earth’s water resource, you bunch of wasteful fuckers. sorry for caring about the environment, i guess
Drunk Stan Marsh when Kyle’s trying to make him hydrate
THIS!!!!!! I mean, I was just blabbering while sitting on the toilet but THIS!!!










