one thing about the good omens fandom that i’ve noticed is when the husbands get married. don’t get me wrong, i love every single wedding fic i’ve ever read, but most of the weddings happen after they do the do. which is a big no-no in any of God’s religions. and you can argue that God just looked the other way whenever Aziraphale happened to sin, but i think she was letting him enjoy humanity. But sex outside of marriage isn’t something i think she would excuse. so, here’s my headcannon!
A Priest, an Angel and a Demon were blackout drunk in a bar. Too drunk to remember that they could sober up, and way too drunk to remember that they are supposed to be enemies.
“Croooowwwllleeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy”
“wha- what isssit angelll?”
“.....nevermind”
“wot?? tell meee”
“noooo, you’ll judge me”
“Aaannggelll, i ssssswear i’ll never judge you~”
“i- erm- i wanna kiss you!”
“ndjdknfjdnfjfn??!!??!??”
“oh, i shouldn’t have said that; pretend i never said anything, i-!!!”
*they kiss. kiss? nah bro they’re drunkenly making out.*
“wait, wait hold up”
*ignored*
“God said no fucking around with people you aren’t married to!!!!”
“oh. well- i mean- um. how-”
“then lessssssss get married Angelll”
“oh, Crowley, do you mean that???”
“course. not like i wanna marry anyone else. and ‘sides. don want you to fall”
“ok i can marry you two. mr crowley , do you take aziraphale to be your husband”
“obviously?? it was my idea???”
*ok good enough*
“and aziraphale do you-”
“a yes for every second i’ve existed on this earth!!”
“ok kiss and whatever. i’m going home. too drunk for this.”
*the priest leaves. the husbands do whatever. they go home at some point and don’t remember any of this. they are technically married. *
aaaaaaanyway, that’s my bad writing. please feel free to write this with action/more of it/better dialogue if you want!