Its been literal years since i've updated this text

I AM GOING TO BE INSUFFERABLE AND I AM ALMOST SORRY!!!1!! she/they, lesbian, nb, muslim. Gay Potato out here vibing Still do good omens stuff, anime nonsense, and recently super into dawtde

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[venatoris]

i made this image for the express purpose of this

[charlesoberonn]

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i was watching a video about how regional cheeses are made around the world, and was shown a type of mozzarella called zizzona (the z/zz pronounced like the 'zz' in 'pizza', with a 'tz' sound), which, yes, means "mother's breast".

so rest easy tonight knowing they have titty cheese in italy.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

they also make special GIANT 66lb zizzona

so rest easy tonight knowing they have hummina hummina aWOOGAH iyiyiyiyi GAZONGA cheese in italy

[katlovesshrimps]

shes being SO BRAVE on injection day everyone say "good job clifford"

[cerceos-deactivated20160308]

Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[huffylemon]

my birthday is in july! :)

[chainmessage]

[ppcrn-krnl]

Assorted traditional doodles this time! I pulled an allnighter to finish a hellish amount of assignments for uni... can you tell I was coping hard bc I was.

Avery is fortunately very expressive and fun to draw and they both kept me company all night 🫶🟢

What pulling 24h+ at the library after work will do to a feller 😔

Bonus: the full doodle spread and D3rlord3 ahh looking logo on a pair of pants I have 😭 Not it having Derek's initials on it too

[elimentals]

it makes me real fucking emo to think of how Iroh always refers to Zuko as “Prince Zuko”. Not out of some false stuck-up sense of formality or to distance himself emotionally or something, but because Zuko has been kicked out of his home by his own father and stripped of his identity, has lost his birthright and nation and entire sense of self in one terrible blow, and all he really has left is his name and title, as defamed and mocked as it is. Iroh is probably the only person in the world to address Zuko as “Prince” and actually mean it. His nephew needs to believe he can return home, needs to maintain some scrap of hope to keep him going. The only time Iroh slips up is and just calls him “Zuko” is when he thinks Zuko’s been killed in the ship explosion.

similarly, it makes me real fucking emo to think of how Zuko only ever calls Iroh “Uncle”. Not Prince, not General, not the Dragon of the West, not even just Iroh – he calls him uncle. Because Iroh is the only member of his family who Zuko trusts enough to let his guard down completely. He knows he won’t be punished for being informal or vulnerable around him, knows that calling him “uncle” will never be misconstrued as a sign of disrespect. Even at his angriest, Zuko addresses Iroh as “Uncle”. In the end, his uncle is the only person with whom he feels truly safe.

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

Okay so, this is kind of awkward. My lady, when I said I would be your hound, I meant that I would serve you and only you, stay by your side, follow your every command, bare my fangs at your enemies, and defend you til my dying breath. I didn’t mean.. uh… all of this…

No, no! Don’t get me wrong, the collar is great and it totally matches my style, and you can keep the leash for, uh, later. But come on, if I put these on how can anyone take me seriously as your sworn champion? I’m really not into the whole pet play thing…

Wait! No! I- I’ll put them on. I mean, after you went through the effort to get ears that match my hair color… Yeah. You’re right, the tail is pretty cute too… Still, don’t expect me to get on all fours and bark for you.

That’s alright with you? Good. Thank you for accepting my boundaries, my lady. Wait- what do you mean “for now”?!?

[scooplery]

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

[productofaritual]

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

[bisexualcreature-deactivated202]

lvl 1: the plural of octopus is octopuses because the plural version of a word is the word with an s at the end

lvl 2: the plural version of octopus is octopi because if a word ends with "us" the plural version replaces the "us" with "i" e.g. cactus -> cacti and fungus -> fungi

lvl 3: actually, that rule is only for latin words. octopus is a greek word and the correct plural is octopuses or octopodes

lvl 4: actually, language is descriptive not prescriptive. since enough people over time have used octopi as the plural for octopus, it's a valid plural

lvl 5: the plural of octopus is octopeese, like geese

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Lvl 6: My Marine Biology professor told me it was technically “Octopods” to bring it in line with “Cephalopod,” but that if the class is falling asleep you can call them “Octopussies”

[inber]

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

[akwardpogayto]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Searching For A World That Doesn’t Exist - Wifies (Web Series)

first chapter is LIVE!! idk what else to say. read my undoomed yaoi.

[mrotiski]

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you 

[dalliancekay]

Imagine finding a character you identify with. Someone physically and emotionally abused by his family. Someone who spent most of his life afraid - and for a very good reason too. Someone who found and built himself a home away from those who abused him. Someone who made friends and acquittances, who looked for and found hobbies and joy and small pleasures. Someone who loved deeply, who was careful and held onto hope.

And the story ends with him being berated by his mother and his beloved saying his love was not enough. And then he dies.

[chuunifox]

Autism Representation written by an allistic: My name is John Autism and I like the designated autistic interests

unintentionally autistic character written by the creator who hasn't really thought about whether or not theyre autistic: I wish I could be human like the way everyone else is but I know they can tell I'm not. And I know they're right

[a-very-cute-snake]