Hi i love your work! I was wondering if u could do a fic where tangerine x reader are running from enemies on a job and they end up making out to try and hide from the enemies because pda makes people uncomfortable? Like the comment black widow makes to steve rogers in the winter soldier before she kisses him?
im backkk! so sorry for the massive delay, i love this request. it may be a little rusty so i apologize now.
pda || tangerine
tangerine x reader
warnings: brief talks of shooting and guns
word count: 1.2k+
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"you're a fuckin' idiot, tan," you snapped in defeat, looking at the man who appeared clueless about the situation.
he tsked and continued to move deeper into the building, "there's nothing to worry about. alarm gets tripped so what? we got a few minutes before anyone shows up."
with slow footsteps you followed behind him. irate was the only word to describe your mood. you mimicked him behind his head, arms up in the air, your gun flailing around dangerously in your right hand as you muttered in a whiny baby voice, 'we got a few minutes'.
tangerine and stubbornness go hand in hand, you can't have one without the other. his attitude made missions sometimes far easier when there were issues with other individuals or, in this case, far more difficult. instead of waiting an extra five minutes for the incoming call from lemon providing tangerine with the keycode, tangerine took it upon himself to smash the keypad. of course, an orchestra of alarms rang out and bounced off the walls of the building in an almost deafening manner. but rest assured, there was no one in the building...according to tangerine.
"c'mon we need to hurry up," you said, now walking in stride with him, "second-floor unit 204."
it was a file the two of you were after. information was scarce to get. a mission would come through, assigned off to you, and that was the extent of knowledge you had. as far as you and tangerine knew, your boss wanted the list of names encrypted on the file. what you didn't know was that the building was teeming with employees ready to defend the file.
there was a loud boom followed by an eerie silence. immediately you and tangerine halted, his hand coming to hover in front of your body preventing you from moving. tangerine's eyebrows were pulled into a deep furrow attempting to use some sort of instinct to decipher where the noise was coming from. he caught your eye before following your pointed fingers that were angled above and to the left. just as he pivoted his head, a symphony of gunshots rang.
"move!" he demanded, gripping your jacket and shoving you behind a structural pillar.
the whizzing of the bullets sounded as if you were surrounded by a swarm of bees. you were silently cursing at tangerine for his rash decisions earlier. you watched as tangerine shot five men in succession.
"oh but we had time, right?" you barked, aiming your sights on seemingly the last gentleman. with a squeeze of the trigger, the bullet went flying, piercing the man on the side of his neck.
tangerine sprinted from his position, "let's go," he directed, grabbing onto your wrist.
"god-," you panted, "i hate working with you sometimes."
"oh shut up," he huffed as your legs pounded against the waxed tiles, your wrist still bouncing in his grasp.
just as the two of you were about to push open the front doors, a bullet shattered the glass causing the two of you to stumble. daring to peer behind you, you were met with about four men charging forward.
"shit, c'mon," tangerine rushed.
tangerine guided you around the corner of the building, sprinting into a busier part of town. there was no chance of losing the men and although the distance between grew wide, you could still hear the pounding of the footsteps. with you in tow, tangerine darted into a convenience store. through short breaths, you could hear tangerine muttering how there is a back exit. you took the opportunity to shrug off your jacket and toss it down one of the aisles in a measly attempt to disguise yourself. without warning you gripped tangerine's button down and popped the first three buttons open. he sent you a look of disgust.
"can you try disguising yourself?" the annoyance in your tone evident. without a word, tangerine huffed as he discarded his perfectly tailored jacket and vest by shoving it into a man's arms.
you and tangerine decided to cut into a park. it was risky doing so. the park only had one real entrance and exit and there wasn't much to hide behind. tangerine figured it was the best option instead of walking the busy streets and putting innocent lives in danger. so, the two of you darted through the gate but not before one last look at the unwelcomed guests trailing behind. thankfully, there was enough distance that the man leading the pack didn't notice the small detour you two took.
"what the fuck!" you groaned quietly after a few minutes of heaving breaths and pebbles scattering beneath your feet. you noticed one of the men walking slowly through the park's weaving pathways.
tangerine ran a hand through his hair, "we got nowhere to go."
you felt your palms getting sweaty as you tried raking your brain of what to do. tangerine looked just as clueless as you. the park had one entrance and the two of you were trapped in the corner.
"kiss me."
"what?" tangerine asked incredulously.
"pda, it uh-" you stammered, "it makes people uncomfortable."
a nervous chuckle escaped his lips but you couldn't miss the way his tongue poked out between his lips, "i'm not-"
before your mind could process your movements you were shoving tangerine by the shoulders and forcing him to sit down on the park bench. as if it was the most natural action in the world, you placed your knees on either side of his legs and sat on his thighs. leaning down you pressed your lips against his. your hands trailed up the back of his neck and into his now loose curls. you noted how tangerine didn't seem to move at first until it was like he suddenly came to life and his hands gripped at your hips.
tangerine's mind was spinning. he'd never dare to admit but he dreamed of this. the way your lips slotted perfectly into his, the feeling of your heart thumping against his chest, your nails gently gliding against his scalp, the feeling of your weight on him.
the kiss was gentle yet desperate. a kiss so perfect that you only read about it in romance novels. too perfect that you didn't even hear the suited man wielding a gun mutter how disgusting people are these days. his grimacing face going unnoticed as your lips molded to tangerine's. the echo of his footsteps receding faded into the night.
your lungs burned for air but you couldn't bring yourself to pull away. tangerine's cologne clouded your senses with a perfect mixture of cedarwood and green mandarin. his facial hair tickled at your face. you could feel tangerine's thigh flex with the movement of your body. his hands cradled your frame, your shirt slightly bunched in between his fingers. it pained you to pull away but you lost the ability to breathe.
your eyes fluttered in a sense of disbelief but also awe as tangerine's eyes bounced around your face. he noted the way your chest rapidly rose and fell, but for him, his breathing paused. he took in the way your lips were slightly swollen and glistening, the vanilla lip balm you applied earlier now transferred to his lips. your shirt now lopsided on your shoulders from him gripping your sides. though only one lamp lit the bench the two of you were perched on, tangerine could still see the pink flush dancing across your cheeks. gently, he raised his hand and brushed his thumb across your bottom lip, already missing the kiss.
if pda made people uncomfortable, tangerine wanted the whole world to feel unsettled.
Tangerine (Bullet Train) x Reader / Y/N | Smutty one-shot
He gave you three rules when he took the job. The first — do exactly as I say. But you broke that one today, didn’t you? Now you're back in the safehouse with blood on your hands, wrists bound with his tie, and Tangerine crouched between your legs — not to punish. To remind. With his mouth. His fingers. And a promise you’re too wrecked to doubt.
!NSFW! | Please do not engage if you're a minor
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warnings and deviant lil things to look out for: a hot British man, smut, profanity, oral (f receiving), edging, orgasm denial, bondage, mocking dirty talk, overstimulation, desperation, and many very hot words.
how many words: 6.1k (yes, I know, I got too carried away, gotta keep this fandom alive. Oopsie, not oopsie)
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The first thing you notice is how fucking quiet it is.
No radio crackling with static. No hum of ventilation pushing stale air through rusted vents. Just the old ceiling fan above, its blades warped from years of neglect, ticking like a bomb with every uneven rotation. It spins slowly, laboring against the heat, as if each turn might be its last. The room is thick with the scent of sweat and gunmetal—a metallic tang that clings to the back of your throat, sharp enough to make your pulse stutter even though the fight’s over.
Technically.
The door behind you is shut. Locked. The floor beneath your boots is a graveyard of cracked tiles, still dusted with debris from where he’d shoved a bookshelf against the entrance—precaution, he’d said, voice clipped.
But he hasn’t said a word since.
He’s at the window again, framed in fractured afternoon light, his silhouette carved against the glass. Same posture as the last time you nearly got yourself killed: shoulders rigid, jaw locked tight, eyes fixed on the city below like it owes him something. The sunlight spills gold across his back, catching the dampness at his nape, the single dark curl that’s escaped its usual discipline and now clings to his skin.
You don’t move. Don’t breathe too loud. You watch him in the shattered mirror propped against the far wall—his reflection distorted, fractured into jagged pieces. He hasn’t looked at you. Not once. Not since he hauled you out of that alley by the scruff of your shirt and spat blood onto the pavement like it was poison.
You should say something. Anything.
But what the fuck do you say to a man like Tangerine when you’ve just made him look like a goddamn fool?
The silence stretches, thin as a tripwire.
Your mouth is bone-dry. You’re still half-suited in your gear—utility vest hanging open, dust ground into the fabric, the sting in your thigh a constant reminder of how close you came to catching a bullet instead of just a scrape.
And he’d been the one to stop it. Again.
Which is why the quiet is worse than shouting.
You remember the first time he agreed to watch your back. You’d been jittery, pacing the length of some shitty motel room, words tumbling out of you like loose change.
He hadn’t bothered with reassurances. Just three rules, delivered in that low, gravel-cut voice of his:
"One—you don’t lie to me. Not ever."
"Two—you don’t fuck off alone, not even for a piss. You stay where I can see you."
"Three—you do what I say, when I say it. No attitude, no backtalk. I say drop—you hit the goddamn floor before your brain catches up."
You’d laughed then. Tossed back something smart like, "What are you, my handler or my dad?"
He hadn’t smiled. Just looked at you with those cold, assessing eyes and said, "Dead girls don’t get to make clever jokes, sweetheart."
You think about that now. About how you did wander off. How you didn’t drop when he barked the order. How you’d bolted left when he’d snapped right, convinced you’d seen an opening, convinced you could handle it.
And instead, you’d ended up pressed against the reeking side of a dumpster while he traded fire with a rooftop sniper—blood on his teeth, fury in every syllable of your name.
He moves now, turning from the window with that slow, deliberate grace that always makes your stomach knot. His jacket’s long gone, discarded somewhere in the chaos. His waistcoat hangs open, buttons undone, the crisp white shirt beneath rumpled and streaked with grime. Sleeves rolled to the elbows, forearms corded with tension. His knuckles are split, the skin raw. There’s blood on his collar—not his, not yours.
But the way he’s looking at you?
You owe him.
You swallow.
"Tangerine—"
His gaze cuts across the room like a blade.
"Don’t."
One word. And it flays you.
You straighten without thinking, spine locking. Something flickers in his expression—disdain, disbelief, maybe both. He steps closer, each footfall measured, deliberate, like he’s counting the seconds between your heartbeats.
"You got somethin’ to say, sweetheart?" His voice is a low rasp, edged with something dangerous. "Go on. Enlighten me. Tell me how it all went tits-up despite you ignoring every fuckin’ word outta my mouth."
Your lips press into a tight line.
"I thought I saw an opening," you mutter. Weak. Pathetic.
He barks a laugh—sharp, humorless. "Yeah. Saw an opening all right. Right between your goddamn eyes."
You flinch.
He notices. Doesn’t care.
"You know what pisses me off the most?" He’s closer now, close enough that you catch the scent of gunpowder and leather, the faint copper tang of blood still clinging to him. "Not that you threw yourself into the fire. Not even that I had to clean up the mess. It’s the look on your face right now."
"What look?"
You can’t help, but look away.
Shame burns under your skin. Hot and deep and curling like smoke in your lungs. He’s not wrong. That’s the worst part. Every word hits. You had told yourself you were helping. That you'd made the call because you had instincts. That you weren’t some stupid girl playing action hero. But that’s not how it looked. That’s not how it felt, pressed to the pavement with his hand on the back of your neck, his body shielding yours from gunfire, fury practically pouring off of him like heat.
He’s right in front of you now. Too close. The air turns thick, suffocating. You can smell the smoke in his clothes. The blood. The sweat. The ghost of his cologne buried under it all — sharp citrus and something darker beneath. Something that smells like ruin.
"I gave you three rules." His breath ghosts over your cheek. Not quite touching. Not quite not.
You don’t answer. Not because you don’t know — but because your throat’s closed up around something raw and ugly.
"I said, don’t lie to me," he murmurs, low and steady. His voice isn't raised. He doesn’t need to raise it. It’s more dangerous this way. The calm before something breaks.
His fingers ghost up to your jaw — not touching, just tracing the space around you. Testing your nerve.
"I said, don’t go off alone. No wandering off like you’re in some fuckin’ spy film."
Your chest rises. You can’t stop it. He sees it.
"And the third one?" he asks, quiet as a confession. "Say it."
You hesitate. Your gaze flicks up to his, just for a second.
His eyes are sharp. Focused. Blue, but darker now — all the humor scraped out of them. What’s left is something razor-edged. Something... deliberate.
"Do what you say. When you say it," you whisper.
He watches you. Not moving. Just... watching.
Then he nods.
"That’s right," he says. "And yet here we are."
He takes a step around you. Slow. Measured. Circling now — like you’re something to be inspected, studied, judged. Your spine straightens before you can stop it. Every part of you screams to move, to shrink under the heat of his attention, but you don’t. You stand your ground.
Even when he’s behind you.
Even when he leans in — voice brushing the shell of your ear.
"Tell me, love," he says softly. "Are you tryin’ to piss me off?"
You close your eyes. Just for a second.
"No."
"But you do it anyway."
He moves again. Around. Back in front of you now. The way his eyes rake over you isn’t hungry — it’s calculating. Like he’s pulling apart every impulse in your body just to see what breaks first.
"I think maybe," he says, tilting his head, "you’ve forgotten how very fuckin’ real this is."
His fingers flex at his sides — slow, controlled. You feel the shift in the room like a pressure drop. Like something old and heavy has rolled into place.
"And I think maybe," he continues, taking one more step forward, "you’ve been gettin’ away with too much."
You inhale sharply — then curse yourself for the sound.
Tangerine smiles. Slow. Crooked. Like a shark that’s finally caught the scent.
"Thought so," he murmurs.
But he doesn’t move. Doesn’t touch you. He just lets the moment sit there, thick and humid and awful, your pulse thrumming in your throat like a warning bell.
Then, finally — softly, so soft it shouldn’t be scary — he says:
"Take your vest off."
The words hit harder than a shout ever could. Not barked. Not forced. Just laid there between you, like a test. Like bait. And somehow, that’s worse. He isn’t angry in the way people usually are. He’s angry in the way a storm holds back on purpose — lets the sky stay quiet just long enough to make you pray for thunder.
You don’t move.
Not right away.
He doesn’t repeat himself. He doesn’t even look like he needs to.
You feel stupid. Small. Hot all over, and not just from the heat.
This wasn’t how you thought today would end — not crouched in a half-collapsed safehouse, stripped of your pride and common sense, with blood on your shoulder and Tangerine standing three feet away like he’s about to rewrite your nervous system.
You had a plan. You always do. You were going to prove you weren’t just some wide-eyed liability. That you could anticipate, adapt, handle yourself.
By the time you hit the ground, he was already over you — cursing, dragging you by the arm, pressing you down with his full weight until the shot cracked past your ear like thunder.
You were lucky.
You were stupidly lucky.
And the worst part — the very worst, most unbearable part — is that you can’t even be angry at him for being angry.
You broke the rules. And you remember what he said when he gave them to you — not just the words, but the tone, like he was giving you the only thing he had to offer:
“I don’t fuckin’ babysit. If you don’t follow orders, I leave you behind.”
He hasn’t left you behind yet. Not physically. But the way he’s looking at you now?
Like you’re one more disobedience away from being someone he doesn’t have to protect anymore.
You shift your weight. Not enough to move — just enough to feel like you haven’t frozen completely.
His eyes track the motion. Still silent.
The vest is heavy on your shoulders, caked with dust, sweat clinging beneath the straps. It’s uncomfortable. Claustrophobic. But you don’t take it off.
You’re still holding onto something — pride, maybe. Or fear.
You don’t want to give in too easily. You don’t want to lose. Because that’s what this is now, isn’t it? Not a debrief. Not a punishment.
A test. Of power.
And you’ve always hated being told what to do.
Even when part of you wants to obey.
You try not to let your breathing change. Try not to let your eyes flick downward — to the knot of his tie, now loose around his collar. To the sleeves of his shirt, pushed up over his forearms, exposing the scrape on his left wrist. The small streak of blood at his temple. The ring on his finger, subtle and scuffed.
He doesn’t move a muscle. Just watches. Like he can hear every argument in your head, and already knows how it ends.
And for one ugly, breathless second, you realize something that makes your pulse stumble:
You want him to make you.
You want him to take that choice out of your hands entirely. Because then it wouldn’t be weakness. Wouldn’t be surrender. You could tell yourself you didn’t have a say. That you weren’t already aching to submit, just to feel something clear and clean after all this fucking noise.
But he won’t.
That’s not who he is.
He’ll wait. Until you decide.
Until your pride cracks under its own weight and you give him what he asked for. Until you hand it over.
So you do.
You lift your hands. Slow. Reach for the buckles on the vest. Your fingers tremble — just a little. Not enough for him to comment, but enough that you know he sees it.
You peel the vest off and let it fall to the ground beside your feet.
He nods once. Doesn’t praise. Doesn’t smile. Just…
Waits.
And now you’re bare in a way that has nothing to do with armor. Your tank top is thin, sticking to your spine. Your mouth’s dry. Your knees don’t quite feel like they’re holding you up anymore.
Still, he says nothing.
And the silence is louder than anything you’ve ever heard.
He nods once when the vest hits the floor — like it confirms something he already knew. Like you passed the first gate, but barely.
Then, finally, he moves.
Two slow steps toward the corner of the room. His shoes grind dust into the tile. You follow him with your eyes as he reaches for the only freestanding chair — a squat, heavy thing with scuffed wooden legs and a warped cushion that’s seen better decades. Probably used to belong to a kitchen table. It groans when he lifts it.
He drags it to the middle of the room. Right under the lazy churn of the ceiling fan, where the sunlight leaks in through the slats and paints long, golden stripes across the floor. No theatrics. Just deliberate motion.
He turns the chair to face you. Then he sits.
Not carefully. Not stiffly. He drops into it like he owns gravity, thighs spread wide, elbows braced on his knees, posture loose in that way that always makes you feel too visible. The air between you tightens. The fan ticks overhead, barely moving the heat. There’s a faint stain on the tile beneath the chair — something old and rust-coloured. You can’t tell if it’s blood or water damage. Maybe both.
You’re suddenly very aware of how little is left between your skin and him.
Under the vest, you’re in just a tank top — thin, ribbed cotton clinging to your skin, soaked with sweat from the run. No bra. You hadn’t expected to need one. You wore it because it was easy to layer under gear, because it kept you mobile — not because it covered much.
Now, in the heat and tension, it’s practically see-through. The fabric stretches tight across your chest, nipples outlined starkly, the curve of your breasts more visible with every breath you take. It clings to your back, sticks to the slope of your spine, leaves your shoulders bare.
You feel… exposed. In a way that makes you straighten your posture, as if standing tall could somehow preserve a shred of control.
But his gaze? It drags over you slow — deliberate — and makes it clear:
That top won’t save you.
He pats his thigh.
“Come here.”
Just that.
And when you hesitate — not long, but long enough — his expression doesn’t shift, but the room does. It feels like it shifts. Like the oxygen content dropped.
“That hesitation?” he says. “That’s what nearly got you killed today.”
His voice is quieter now. Controlled. But the threat isn’t gone — it’s just changed shape.
You walk. Slow. Steady. Toward the chair in the center of the room — not just a chair anymore, but a spot. A fixed point where something about to happen has already been decided.
You stop between his legs. The air between you electric.
He doesn’t reach for your face. Doesn’t grab your arm.
He goes for your wrists.
Not sudden. Not soft. Just certain.
His hand wraps around one first — firm, steady — before sliding down to catch the other, bringing them together like it’s already decided. There’s no hesitation in him, no flicker of doubt. Only the kind of precision that comes from years of using his hands to bind, break, or end.
And then comes the tie.
Not just some office accessory. Not just fabric. It’s thick — double-stitched silk, dark navy with the faintest herringbone pattern that only shows in the right light. The kind of thing you don’t notice until it’s around your skin and too late to stop it. It’s still warm from his neck.
He unloops it with one hand, smooth and methodical, like he’s folding a weapon back into place. The other keeps your wrists in place — motionless — and when the silk brushes your skin, it isn’t soft.
It’s tight.
You expect restraint. But not this — not the precision of it, not the bite. He winds it once, twice, three times around your wrists, high enough that it forces your forearms close. Then pulls. Hard.
The knot locks like a cuff. No slack. No give. No way out.
Your breath catches.
It isn’t painful. But it’s not gentle, either. There’s no room for wriggling, no margin for second thoughts. He binds like someone who’s done it before — like he’s had to make people stay where he put them, and isn’t interested in repeat offenses.
His thumb brushes the inside of your wrist, slow — deliberate. The gesture could almost pass for tender if it weren’t laced with something colder.
A reminder: he's letting you breathe.
You glance up.
He’s still seated, legs apart, posture deceptively loose — but there’s a tautness under his skin now, something coiled. His jaw is dusted with stubble and set firm, like he's bitten down on the urge to speak and is letting the silence do the work. His curls are damp around the edges, sweat clinging near his temples. One sleeve of his shirt is bloodied at the elbow, rolled high and careless, showing the muscle and tension under his skin.
His eyes? Calm. But flat. Like the surface of a lake right before the body drifts up.
You test the tie — instinct, nothing more — and it holds. Of course it holds.
His gaze drops to your bound hands. Then flicks back to your face.
One eyebrow lifts — faint, sardonic.
"You always this twitchy, or just when you know you’ve cocked it up?"
He glances at the space just beside him — the open tile next to the chair, where the light is falling soft and golden. And you know.
That’s where you’ll be.
Down there.
That’s where this is heading. You can feel it in the air — in the way his hand lingers at your bound wrists, thumb ghosting over your pulse like he’s timing something.
You don’t know what.
Not really.
But when his gaze flicks past you — to that strip of cool tile bathed in gold beside his chair — your stomach turns. Not from fear. Not exactly.
"You don’t strike me as the quick learner type," he says, voice calm. Conversational, even.
It doesn’t feel like a dig until he keeps going.
"Bit stubborn. Bit slow to take instruction." His thumb presses into the edge of the knot. "But you’ve got potential. Underneath all that noise."
You swallow.
He’s not asking for permission. Not giving you instructions. He’s just speaking — like this is all inevitable, like you already agreed to whatever this is going to become.
Then he shifts — not standing, not even fully rising, just leaning forward into the space you’re in now. His spine unfurls slowly from where it was curled over his knees, and suddenly he’s closer. Not upright, but forward, forearms braced against his thighs as he draws your bound wrists toward him.
Your hands hover at chest height now — yours, not his — and the angle forces you to tilt forward just slightly to stay balanced. It puts your face near his, too near, so that when he speaks next, his breath does brush your cheek. Cold and precise.
“And after today?”
A pause.
The knot tightens just slightly between his fingers.
You brace for it — the scolding, the threat, the command.
But instead, he huffs out a small, near-silent breath. Almost a laugh.
"Let’s just say," he murmurs, "you’re not exactly startin’ from the top."
Then he lets go of your wrists.
And gestures — not sharply, not clearly. Just tips his chin ever so slightly toward the floor beside his chair, where the light hits and the tile waits.
No command. No sentence.
Just the implication.
And somehow, it’s worse than being ordered.
You don’t move.
Not at first.
You stand there with your wrists bound, skin hot and pulse fluttering beneath silk, and try to pretend this is still a negotiation. That you’ve got some say in the matter. That just because he didn’t say it, doesn’t mean you have to do it.
But he doesn’t fill the silence.
He just sits there, one arm slung over the back of the chair now, the other resting on his thigh. Head tilted slightly, watching you with the kind of detached focus usually reserved for a chessboard or a body. Like he’s already planned three moves ahead — and your pride is just a pawn waiting to fall.
The tile beside him catches a streak of gold from the window. Dust floats in the air above it. It’s nothing. Just floor.
But somehow it feels like a cliff.
Your legs won’t move at first. Not because you’re frozen — but because some stupid, shame-wet part of you still wants to win. Wants him to demand it, drag it out of you with clipped words and sharp teeth.
But that’s not how he works.
You know that now.
So you lower yourself.
Slow. Controlled. Like if you do it carefully enough, it won’t count as giving in.
Your knees touch the tile first — hard and cold, the stone biting through the thin fabric of your trousers. You shift to one side, closer to him, thighs brushing the inside edge of his chair. The position is awkward — vulnerable. But you keep going.
Down onto your hip. Then your back. Arms still bound against your stomach, knees bent, the stretch of your spine arching just enough that your shoulder blades meet the floor.
The fan clicks overhead. That’s the only sound.
And then — a shift.
You hear it before you see it. The creak of the chair as he rises, slow and deliberate. No rush. No sound but the scrape of his shoes on the tile. The scrape of the chair legs being pushed back. A pause — just long enough for you to feel the emptiness where he was sitting. And then the space fills again — this time with him, above you.
He crouches low between your legs, the stretch of his body controlled, dangerous. A scuffed oxford plants beside your hip. The other presses into the tile near your thigh. His knees cage you in. His vest gapes open slightly now — revealing the sweat-darkened curve of his shirt beneath, the line of his collarbone, the top of that bloodied sleeve. He's all sharp shadows and heat.
The chair was never meant to hold him.
It was just a throne — a test.
Now he wants you beneath him.
His hand finds your thigh — warm, broad — and presses. Not cruel. But unyielding.
He shifts your legs without asking. One over his shoulder. The other bent outward, leaving you exposed in a way that makes your throat tighten.
He doesn’t speak.
Doesn’t comment on the way your hips shift under his hand, the way your breath hitches as his palm slides along the seam of your thigh. Your pants are still on — tactical cut, scuffed at the knee, waistband clinging to the sweat just above your hipbone — but the implication’s there.
He adjusts your legs like you’re a thing. One over his shoulder. The other angled outward to the side. Not all the way open — not yet — but enough to make your lungs forget how to pull in air properly.
You feel the pressure where his shoulder presses between your thighs. Feel the warmth of his breath, his shirt brushing your knee.
He doesn’t undress you.
Not even close.
He just… waits.
Not cruel. Not patient either. Just quiet. Controlled.
He looks down at you like he already owns everything he hasn’t even touched yet.
And you don’t know which is worse — that he hasn’t taken anything from you yet, or that your body’s already giving it up anyway.
Your wrists are still bound.
The silk digs in now — tighter than before — where he pulled the knot clean after you flinched. They rest across your torso, the backs of your fingers brushing your ribs, as your body shifts against the floor.
It’s cold. The tile beneath you is rough and sun-warmed in some places, ice-cold in others. You feel every uneven line of it. Your back aches from the angle, hips tilted just enough to expose the waistband of your pants — slightly askew from how he dragged your legs apart.
He doesn’t say a word as he lowers himself.
You inhale sharply as his hand moves between your legs. Not to undress you — not yet — but to press.
The heel of his palm slides along the seam of your pants. Up. Then back down. A test. A reminder. You’re fully clothed. Bound. Under him.
And he’s the one deciding when — and if — you get anything more than this.
“Mm.” The sound escapes him, deep and short. Almost clinical. “You’re fuckin’ buzzing already.”
You don’t respond.
Your voice’s gone tight in your throat, caught somewhere between yes and please and shut up.
He smirks.
And then he drags the zipper down — slow. Metal teeth parting with a rasp that might as well be thunder in your ears.
Your hips twitch. He presses them back down with one hand.
“Not helpful,” he mutters, without looking at you. “Stay still.”
You do.
Because you don’t have a choice. Because the sound of the zipper and the way his hand slips beneath the waistband is enough to pin you harder than the tile ever could. His fingers hook into your pants. Slow. Like it’s nothing urgent. Like he’s just unwrapping something that already belongs to him.
You lift your hips without meaning to — reflex, desperation. It earns you a short breath of laughter.
“Oh, now you’re helpful.”
He drags them down — tactical fabric scraping over your thighs, catching on your calves, tugging your underwear along with it in one smooth, practiced pull. You’re bare from the waist down in seconds. The air hits your skin like a slap. The tile’s colder now. Sharper. You’re too exposed to breathe properly.
He sits back just enough to look at you.
Takes his fucking time doing it, too. Eyes dragging up the inside of your thighs, over your hips, lingering where you're already wet — not touching. Just seeing.
And the look on his face?
Not angry. Not reverent. Just… disappointed and lustful. Like you’re a lesson he has to teach again, and again, and again.
“Messy little thing,” he mutters, almost to himself. “And for what? You didn’t even do anything worth gettin’ wet over.”
His fingers come next.
Two of them — middle and ring — slipping down without warning, without invitation. They glide through the heat of you, collecting slick with maddening slowness before trailing back up. They don’t press in. Not yet. They circle your clit instead — lazy, deliberate strokes that make your thighs jerk and your breath catch in your throat.
Your whole body jerks.
He doesn’t pause. Doesn’t react. Just keeps going — the same slow circle, again and again. Not enough pressure. Not enough speed. Just enough to drive you out of your skin.
His free hand presses down on your hip, holding you flat. His thumb brushes a faint, rhythmic line over your thigh like he’s bored — like he’s passing the time, not touching you.
You whimper. It escapes before you can stop it.
He raises an eyebrow. Doesn’t stop.
“Oh, now you wanna behave?” he says, voice all mockery and low heat. “Now that I’ve got your legs open and your hands tied, suddenly you’re fuckin’ obedient.”
He leans forward.
His mouth hovers just above you now. You feel the breath. Warm. Damp. Cruel.
“You want it?”
You nod.
He clicks his tongue.
"Not good enough."
You barely register the shift — not until his mouth is on you.
There’s no warning. No teasing preamble. Just the sudden, searing heat of his tongue dragging through your folds in one long, filthy stroke that tears a sound from your throat. Your back bows off the tile before you can stop it — hips jerking up, thighs clenching around his head in a desperate, unthinking reflex.
It’s too much. Too good. And then it’s gone.
He pulls back instantly, lips wet, breath ghosting over you as you gasp for air, still trembling.
His grip tightens on your leg — hard now — fingers biting into the soft flesh above your knee. You feel your pulse fluttering wild beneath his thumb.
Then—a slap. Sharp. Stinging. Right to the inside of your thigh.
Not cruel. Not punishing.
Just a reminder.
"Did I say you could fuckin’ move?"
His voice is rough, dark, curling around you like smoke. You shake your head, lips parting on a silent plea, but he doesn’t give you the chance to speak. His hand slides higher, possessive, pressing you back into the floor as he lowers his head again.
This time, he doesn’t go straight for where you need him.
No—he teases.
His lips brush the crease of your thigh, his mustache catching against your sensitive skin, the coarse hair sending shivers through you. His tongue flicks out, tracing a slow, torturous path just beside your clit, close enough to make you whimper but not close enough to give you relief.
"Already soaked," he mutters, his breath hot against your skin. "Pathetic."
You let out a broken sound, hips twitching, but his free hand slams down on your stomach, pinning you in place. His blue eyes flick up to yours, sharp as shattered glass, gleaming with something between amusement and disdain.
"You want it?" he asks, voice low, mocking.
You nod, desperate, fingers twisting in the silk of his tie where it binds your wrists above your head now.
He tsks, shaking his head. "Not good enough."
Then—contact.
His tongue drags over your clit in one slow, deliberate stroke, the tip flicking just enough to make your entire body jerk. He hums against you, the vibration sending sparks through your nerves, and you bite your lip hard enough to taste copper.
He doesn’t speed up. Doesn’t give you more. Just keeps that same maddening rhythm—slow circles, lazy flicks, his lips brushing against you like he’s savoring the taste. His mustache scratches at your skin, rough and intoxicating, the contrast of soft lips and coarse hair making your thighs shake.
You whimper, writhing, but his arm presses harder across your stomach, keeping you still.
"Barely touched you," he murmurs, lips brushing your clit as he speaks. "And you’re already fallin’ apart. Thought you were fuckin’ tougher than this."
You choke out a sob, hips lifting, but he growls—a deep, warning sound—and suddenly two fingers are pushing inside you, stretching you open with a slow, merciless thrust.
"This what you wanted?" he rasps, curling his fingers just right, making you clench around him. "You thought you could run off like some reckless little shit and then come back here and get rewarded?"
His tongue flicks over your clit again, harder this time, and you cry out, back arching.
"No," he says, pulling back just enough to watch you squirm. "You don’t get to come until I say so."
His fingers pump inside you, slow and deep, while his thumb circles your clit in tight, punishing little strokes. You’re gasping, tears pricking at the corners of your eyes, your entire body coiled tight with need.
"Look at me," he orders.
Your eyes snap to his, and the sight is maddening—his lips glistening, his mustache damp, his blue eyes burning with something dark and possessive.
You hold his gaze — barely. Your whole body’s trembling under the weight of it. His face is wrecked with slick, his mouth red and glistening, his mustache damp from your skin. The curl of it scratches against your thighs every time he moves. He looks like he’s just gotten started.
And he has.
Because instead of mercy, he drags his tongue from the base of your cunt all the way up — one long, slow lick that leaves your spine arching off the floor. It’s not rushed. It’s deliberate. Cruel. He’s tasting you like you’re something he might critique afterward — something indulgent, but undeserved.
"God, you're sweet," he mutters against you. “And you really think you’ve earned this?”
Then he spits — slow, filthy — directly onto your clit. The wet sound makes your head jerk back.
You gasp — full-body, bone-deep.
His tongue follows immediately, spreading it with a lazy swirl, lips dragging close behind. He flicks — once, sharp — then sucks with a drawn-out pull that makes your toes curl, your bound wrists strain.
Your back arches. “Please—”
He hums like you’re interrupting him. Then pulls back just slightly, tongue barely grazing now, just the tip, tracing precise little half-circles around your clit without ever touching the center.
It’s torture in the most exquisite sense.
The air is cool where he was, and warm where he is. Your cunt pulses, empty and aching, clenched around nothing. You need him to do more — just a little more — but he doesn’t. He stays there, tongue soft, feathery, patient in the worst possible way.
Your wrists twist in the silk — helpless, bound tight against your stomach. You want to beg, to plead, to just move, but your voice won’t obey you. Your body’s not yours anymore — it’s his. Strung high on every flick, every curl, every low sound he makes against your skin.
You're so close it hurts. Too close.
You try to say his name — just a broken syllable — but it crumbles on your tongue.
He hears it anyway.
And he laughs.
Low. Cruel. Mocking.
“Oh, sweetheart. That desperate already?” His voice is a rasp against your thigh, still damp from his mouth. “Barely touched you. Haven’t even earned it yet.”
He shifts, mouth dragging back down to your clit — and this time, he doesn’t lick. Doesn’t suck. Just breathes. Hot and maddening, hovering right there. So close your legs shake.
You gasp, hips jerking up again, and he moves fast — arm pinning you down across your hips like steel.
“No,” he growls. “You stay still, yeah? You don’t get to fuckin’ chase it.”
You writhe anyway. You can’t not — not with the way his fingers curl, press, withdraw, push in again like he’s reading your reactions and choosing every one he likes.
“All that squirming,” he murmurs, mouth brushing your thigh. “You keep that up, I’ll stop. Leave you soaking and sore with nothin’ to show for it. You want that?”
You shake your head — frantic, tears slipping now. Your legs quake against the hold he has on you.
“Thought not.”
Then finally — finally — he seals his mouth to your clit again. Wet, slow suction. His tongue flattening, then flicking with obscene patience. Like he’s not trying to make you come. Like he’s trying to watch you fall apart trying not to.
“You think this is what happens when you break rules?” he says, nuzzling between your thighs, breath hot and damp. “You think you get my fingers, my mouth, my fuckin’ time, just because you look pretty and make a mess?”
His hand snakes beneath your ass, lifts your hips — just enough to change the angle — and then he’s tongue-fucking you, slow and deliberate, like he wants to feel every twitch, every clench, every pathetic sound ripped from your throat.
His tongue curls inside you, then pulls out with a slick drag. Then back in.
Your legs are shaking now, and he holds them apart easily, pressing your knees wider with both hands, thumbs stroking up the inside of your thighs like he’s calming a tantrum.
You’re not even speaking anymore — just gasping, eyes glassy, body wracked with pleasure you’re not allowed to finish.
"Aw, you're close, aren’t you?" he says, voice full of mock pity. "I can feel it. The way you're fuckin’ clenching around nothing. Poor girl."
And then — tongue to clit. Direct. Pressure. Rhythm.
Small, tight circles, the kind that undo you fast. The kind that feel so close it starts to hurt. He keeps going. Tongue moving just right, lips closing around you to suck once, then again.
You cry out — louder this time — your body arched, trembling, so close you’re practically coming just from the promise.
Then—
He stops.
Everything.
Pulls back with a wet sound and wipes his mouth on the back of his hand again, like he’s done cleaning up a spill.
You’re wrecked — slick and soaked and shaking, your wrists pulled tight, your legs wide and utterly abandoned.
Tangerine looks down at you. No sympathy. No softness.
Just a smirk.
“Still don’t know how to follow simple fuckin’ orders.”
And then he stands. Quiet. Unhurried.
Leaves you there.
Wet. Empty. Denied.
Exactly like you deserve.
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You've had to make loads of hard decisions in your life, ranging from which shade of green to shade the bushes in your kindergarten colouring book, to which friend group to roll with in high school, to which Uni to join. But nothing was harder than the decision before you.
"I think that..."
"Choose wisely, your sobriety's dependent on this, darling.", teases the man you know only as Tangerine — which he's swearing is his real name — before gesturing at the shot glass.
"I think that... you having to have your thumb sewn back on and having been to France are the truths, and meeting the Queen is the lie?"
He raises a brow, as though daring you to reconsider. "Sure?"
"Yeah."
He waggles both his thumbs. "All natural."
"Fuck!", you exclaim, accepting the shot glass he so reverently holds up before downing the liquor in it. "You've met the Queen?!"
"Yeah, sort of. Had to go on a mission for her once. Almost got knighted, then they heard my accent was Cockney, and, well, y'know. The monarchy."
"Mm, right. Because you're a deadly assassin."
"Yes, we established that in Round 1. You seemed alarmingly neutral to that information.", he states, cracking his knuckles. "Your turn."
You laugh, half because of the tipsiness from all the shots you've taken because you've been comically unable to accurately guess which of his statements were true and which were lies over the past half an hour, and half because of the sheer absurdity of the fact that you were still here.
You don't think men are actually capable of leaving a woman who's alone at the bar... alone at the bar. They have to come and ruin her night, her peace of mind, or both, simultaneously. You'd thought Tangerine was no different, and initially, he hadn't been. He'd still come to sit by you, still ordered his drink and added "and one for the pretty lady next to me". But his first words to you were not his name, his proclamation of interest, a "so where are you from?", or even a "what's someone like you doing alone tonight?", no it was something else. Something that hooked you and kept you there.
"Ever played Two Truths and a Lie?"
And hence, here you are, pondering on what statements you haven't already used, while observing him pouring out the shot he's supposed to take if he fails to guess it accurately. "Okay. One : I've seen the Northern and Southern lights, Two : I sleep with a knife under my pillow, and Three : I once dated a B-List celebrity."
His smirk grows, though you're not sure what the look in his eyes means. "I knew you looked familiar. That one actor that was only famous because he used to date that singer, yeah? You dated him right after that, yeah?"
"You saw the pictures?", you groan, covering your face in your hair.
He chuckles, reaching over to part the hair that's covering your face and tucking it behind your ear before tilting his head. "There she is. And yes, the tabloids are social media for assassins. So that's one debunked."
You shake your head.
"And didn't you say, a few drinks ago, that you've never seen Aurora Australis? So, that's two. So, the knife-thing's the lie. See? I decode people for a living, darling, so—"
Suddenly, your face brightens. "I've actually seen both. I knew I'd use the Lights in an upcoming Round and have your guard down."
He laughs, like a good sport, before downing his shot, closing his eyes so hard you could see the veins of his eyelid before opening them again. "Fuck. Shot through me like a vendetta."
You grin, shrugging.
"So you sleep with a knife under your pillow."
You nod.
"Any reason, or did you just come out of the womb armed?"
You shrug. "I dunno, I guess someone taught it to me growing up and I just continued it."
He cocks his head at that. "Right. Who?"
Another shrug. "Can't remember."
"Ever, or because of the alc?"
"Probably both. Haven't thought about it, though."
The dim glow of the single, wonky bulb above you is severely overshadowed by the alternating blue and purple strobe fluorescents lined around the walls of the bar, flickering weakly. But they both do a perfectly fine job of highlighting whatever that look is in his eyes that you can't tell. Oh, no. Is this the part where you get abducted?
"What's your real name?", you find yourself asking, instead of getting the fuck out.
He pops a piece of bubblegum into his mouth — lord knows where he got that — before grinning. "Guess."
"I'm not doing that."
"What if I told you you know it? It's just deep inside that pretty little head, ya know?", he taunts, sliding over to sit right by you instead of across from you.
"So you lied to me."
"I did, yeah. Does that upset you? Have you led a life of morality and virtue since —", he cuts himself off, huffing before he wraps an arm around your shoulder. "Since birth?"
"No. Just thought you'd give up the whole Tangerine-schtick much sooner."
He narrows his eyes at you before shaking his head for what must be the thousandth time tonight. "That's my name. Don't wear it out.", he whispers, nosing at your hair. "You alright to get home?"
"I don't want to."
"I know you don't, but you're gonna have to. Remember? I said I'm here for a mission?", he asks, squeezing your shoulder in some sort of familiar pattern you'd expect from someone you've known for half your life, not half an hour.
"What sort of mission is here in these ends of London? No one of worth to murder."
"Who said anything about murder?"
And then, he pinches your chin to bring you closer to him. And then he kisses you. And then he grins. And then, he tells the bartender to get you home — you don't know this, but it's so that he doesn't get the urge to show up at your address and kiss you again. And then, you're back in your own bed, somehow. With a wicked migraine and half your lipstick on.
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FIVE HOURS LATER
The slam is what you hear first.
That startling, heart-stopping, adrenaline-inducing slam.
Any hangover you may have had evaporates in the face of it.
You live alone. Have for quite a while. No pets. Your rational mind attempts to explain it. Not explain it away, because you're already groping in the dark for the knife you keep under your pillow — something an old friend had taught you that stuck with you — and gripping onto the handle because it did mean the difference between life and death.
But it does try to explain it. Burglars. Demons. A stalker — this neighbourhood has no shortage of creeps. Maybe your druggie ex owed some dealer money and had given your address as his own. Or you as collateral. Your best case scenario? A stalker. Who was in love with you. Who you could talk down. Your mind's last-ditch attempt at explanation, the most timid, most tame, most calming, but least plausible? A stray, rabid dog had got into the rickety elevator of your four story apartment complex and had made it up here somehow.
God, none of this mattered, did it?
Who cares what the sound was — the point is that there was one, and you're currently in some sort of danger. Be it robbery or rabies. It's doing your head in, actually, your mind's incapacity to come up with something other than useless theories for the sort of danger you're in, instead of activating your fucking fight-or-flight so that you could combat it! Though, you suppose that's just part-and-parcel of living in such a shite neighbourhood. You're conditioned. Desensitized. Used to it.
You're also wise about such matters.
Because the moment the slam doesn't repeat itself, and isn't followed by some sort of aggressive clatter or clash, you immediately rule out the stray dog, as well as the drug dealer who might want to destroy everything out of rage.
This leaves someone with purpose. Intent.
And you're powerless against that, truly. So you suck it up. You do the smart thing and hide in your closet, stuffing a cloth into your mouth to muffle any loud breathing you might have, and tightening your grasp of the knife's handle — though the nerves are making your palms sweaty.
Whoever this is, they know their way around your house, or at least how to not disrupt anything during an abduction. You wouldn't be surprised if they're walking with sponged-up shoes to cover tracks as well as minimize sound.
You can't hear much anymore. There's a faint creak of opening drawers, but an immediate, subsequent closing of them, even in the living room, where you've kept jewellery — stupidly, in retrospect — meaning it's not a robber. So you're left with stalker.
And you'd expect a lovesick psycho to call out for his Juliet's name, so you conclude that it's just a psycho. Brilliant. Just your luck. It's morbidly hilarious, actually. You battle a chortle of sheer doom.
But no. Now, your best shot is to keep biting on that cloth — no, actually, it's suffocating you and making your breaths louder. You gently spit it out. You cover your mouth with both hands, and you've done a pretty decent job at stifling your breathing, actually. So now, you wait.
Wait for this person's perusal of your personal belongings out in the living room, after which, you hear them pick up one of your wine glasses — well, your best mate's, which you suppose you won't get the chance to return — in your kitchen, before you hear no object-related sounds. Meaning that this person's stopped exploring. The footsteps get closer and you realize you actually never meant it anytime you'd said "I'm gonna kill myself" during a minor inconvenience. You actually love life. Sunshine, birds, dogs, ice-cream, you love it, really. You'd give anything to live another— fuck.
The door to your bedroom groans, almost, as the person opens it. Fuck. Okay. You fight the urge to go all guerilla, and catch this person by surprise, stabbing them repeatedly while screaming something cathartic, like : "Not today, arsehole!"
But then you realize you're an idiot for that, because the person sits down on your bed, facing the closet you've concealed yourself in, and you realize they're ten steps ahead of you, and your breathing is actually probably Darth-Vader-esque right now.
Plus, you've only chosen the most cliché hiding spot in the history of humanity.
"You comin' out, or would you like the whole you-see-my-perfectly-polished-shoes-through-the-slits-in-the-door bit with a touch of sense-of-impending-doom on the side?"
It's the casualness of that sentence that gets you. It's also the voice. The person — a man, you've gathered, and a familiar one at that — seems a bit bored with all this, like this is his average Tuesday, it's two minutes to clocking-out, and you're a new pile of paperwork that's just been dropped on his desk.
"Oh, my bad, apologies, miss, would you like a countdown, as well? To reflect said impendin' doom?"
Okay, for someone who was about to commit a crime and most likely not get away with it, seeing as you did have people who'd notice your absence, he was getting a bit too cheeky for your liking.
"Alright. I'll bite. Three."
You don't know what'll be worse — you slowly creaking the door open, knees tucked to your chest, with a disappointing knife clutched in your hand, or him coming in, towering over you in your pitiful state.
"Two."
No, seriously, you're not sure what you're going to do.
You nearly jump, because a phone rings. Not yours.
"One... one second. What, mate? I'm— yeah, I'm sort of in the middle of it. No, I don't need backup. Just a bird, and she's terrified, mate. Trust me, I'll handle it."
That pissed you off. Alright, so you were scared, but you had a knife in your hand, and you'd been alert enough to not chalk it up to an accidental sound, so what in the world did he mean by 'no I don't need backup'?! He might very well! "Just a bird" was also very patronizing, you reckon.
You're not stupid enough to yell that out, though.
"Alright, where were we? Two? No. One."
Okay, fuck. You stand up — shoot up, rather — and place your fingers on the door, pushing gently at it to open it.
"Ah. Well. Hello, there."
"What do you want?"
"Are you Arlene Harkin?"
"What?"
"Says here this flat's owned by someone called Arlene Harkin. That you?", he questions, pointing a finger down at his phone as though you could read it from all the way over there.
You shake your head. "That's my landlady."
"That a knife?", he asks, squinting at the reflection of moonlight off the blade. "You armed yourself with a knife? What, had a late night snack or summat, did ya?"
No, you always sleep with a knife under your pillow in case arseholes like him come 'round trying to kill your sweet old landlady. 'Course, you're not about to tell him that. Assassin. That's all he can be. He has a list, with her personal details in it. Someone had once told you they had a mission here, as well, but it's very foggy in the wake of all the adrenaline pumping furiously through your system.
He tilts his head, and though it's dark and you can only trace out features with the sparse amount of moonlight shed on his face, you can already tell he's simultaneously a serious man and the opposite of it, all because of his eyes. "Not the chatty type, are you, love?", he asks. "Yeah, just as well. Mind if I turn on the lights? Wanna see what a not-Arlene-Harkin looks like."
He takes your lack of response as agreement.
The lights buzz on, painting the room a yellowish white, and you're forced to flinch. Through your squint, you can sort of make out this guy. Familiar. But you chalk it up to your body trying to downplay the threat by making him look nice enough that you can ignore the palpable threat you're in. He's tall, quite tall, though that's the entry-requirement for being an assassin, you suppose. He's also... really well dressed. Overconfident. Overcompensating, you feel like. You get it, truly. If you were a super successful assassin, you'd be dressed like that all the time, too.
But what you don't get is why he's looking at you like that. Like you've just told him he's got his mother's eyes, or been beamed up by a passing U.F.O, or summat as surprising, because that's exactly what his expression looks like. His lips are parted, and he also gulps quite a bit, like some sort of Tom and Jerry character.
He shakes out of it pretty quick, though, to his credit.
"Where's your landlady?"
"She's in the States. Visiting her grandkids."
He nods, eyes dancing around the room like some things just made sense. "She tell you that?"
You nod. The fuck was his issue, accussing a sweet old lady of lying like that? "I helped her book the tickets."
He snorts, his fingers disappearing and reappearing as they comb through his hair. "Figures. Look, love, I'll give it to ya plain and simple because that's just who I am, yeah? I'm honest, like. So... the bint's been offed."
"English, please." You remember once speaking to someone with this thick Cockney accent. You used to be better at decoding it, but the adrenaline's still shrouding your comprehension skills.
He rolls his eyes as if you'd inconvenienced him. "She's been killed. Offed. Bumped off. Taken off the census. Oh, don't—", he huffs, crossing his arms across his chest as he sees you cover one hand over your mouth, and your eyes widen. Were you actually grieving for the cunt?
"It's— love, it's actually very good, the world's better off for it."
"Shut up!" You almost start at him with the knife, but then you realize he's still an assassin. He could be straight up lying to get you vulnerable, to catch you by surprise.
"Okay, sorry, grieving tenant, my mistake. But she—"
"Why are you here, then?! If you know she's dead?"
"Ah, smart girl.", he states, beaming with pride as he nods to you. "I came for her. But the whole spiel about 'the States' she fed you is bullshite. She went to Copenhagen. That's in Denmark, by the way!", he adds, dimpled grin emerging before he realizes you're not really in the mood for a geography lesson right now. "And she got offed."
"How do you know that?"
He decides it's not really in his own best interest to tell you he offed her. Well, his brother, but he watched.
"I tried her apartment first, y'know? The one above you? Please, miss, I'm a gentleman. I tried it, but she wasn't there. I didn't know she was dead until you told me the whole 'States' thing. You spent your own money on those tickets, did ya?"
"Well—"
"Oh, I almost feel sorry for you, sweetheart.", he muses, his hand on his chest, rings glistening in the gold of your bedroom light. "No bother. You're the next target, though."
Oh, fuck, you'd nearly forgotten who this character was! An assassin.
Your hand shoots out, holding the knife in front of you as you back away, into the closet.
"Wh— not mine! Jesus, are you dumb? I'm not about to have a nice chat with someone I'm meant to off!"
"So you're here to protect me?"
He chortles, looking down at his phone as it rings before silencing it. "No."
"But you're not here to kill me."
"I'm not paid to, no."
"So who is?"
"Same people that sent granny to the big guy."
"Why?"
"You know, you're a little mouthy. Loads of questions. I mean, I get it, I'd have questions, too, but... just... shh! For a tiny bit, alright?"
"No! No, I will not 'shh'! I want to know who's after me!"
"It's not personal, y'know? They're just tyin' up loose ends, like."
"What?"
"Her real name was not Arlene Harkin, she was an assassin in hiding because she fucked up a mission in Copenhagen decades ago, and her superiors have been trying to get her killed for it. She— excuse me.", he stopped abruptly, holding a ringed finger up before answering his phone. "Lemon, I swear on my life, I will fuckin' end you. What? No, no, it's the tenant. Yeah. Nah. Young, imagine my surprise. Just tellin' her about Portia. Mhm. No, she's grieving the cunt, can you imag—"
"Hey!"
"Listen, she was a bitch, love, puttin' it plain and clear! She probably hated your guts, or wanted them strewn on her wall!", he chuckles, shaking his head before turning his attention back to his phone. "Yeah, not chatty, but mouthy. What you studyin', love? Uni?"
You nod, unsurely. Why was this traumatizing interaction, that's got your bones like jelly and your heart racing like it's about to explode, a simple gossip session for this bloke?
"Yeah, Uni. No. No. No fuckin' way, are you mental? She won't wanna— fuck. Love, would you want to come with us to Paris, to a safehouse or summat? No, right? You'd rather stay here and wallow in your pathetic dingy Uni life, like that bunny from Zootopia with the one carrot."
But your mind clung onto that word. Safe-house. Safe. Which is what you needed to be right fucking now. Plus, he's been really oddly polite with you, so far. Not so much the badmouthing the probably still-warm corpse of who used to be your old landlady, but to you, he's been quite nice, actually. Explained shite like he would to a five year old. He didn't care, of course, but at the very least... he minded? That, at this point's enough for you.
"Yeah, I'll come."
The bloke's mouth gapes open. "You mental?", he mouths.
"I have nowhere to go after this!"
He ends the call, crossing his arms across his chest one more. "You're the same. The exact same. Fuckin'... ruinin' everything!", he groans, running his hands across his face. You assume he means the same as Arlene Harkin — Portia, apparently — but you're not sure.
"Well, you've really gone and done it now, haven't ya?"
"What?"
He shakes his head, flexing his knuckles in front of him. "Go get packed. Essentials only."
"So... toothbrush?"
"You think they don't have toothbrushes in France? I'm talking about the big three. Phone or laptop, wallet, keys. Unless you've got half a mil' lyin' about that might be useful."
You nod, grabbing the "big three", plus your charger and passport.
"This is insane, this is insane, this is insane.", you mutter under your breath.
"That was clever, by the way. The knife under your pillow — I assume that's where it was — thing. Who taught you that?"
You shrug. "Dunno."
He bites his lip for a moment, some indiscernible emotion passing through his eyes, a shooting star, really, before he claps his hands together. "Chop-chop."
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Oak's Orphanage.
It's all bludgeoning you in the face now, striking you in the gut, and searing through your heart. That's where you know this bloke from! Tangerine — not his real name, and you remember that now — had been one of many kids to get 'adopted' by the Hench Man. A sort of urban legend, at least in the orphanage, he'd come by every other Tuesday and pick up one child — one at a time, only — and leave. At first, neither you nor Tangerine had wanted to go with him. He wasn't called 'Hench' for no reason, he was scary! But soon, he'd started bringing presents, as well, for some of the kids he was looking to adopt — you later learned that the proper term for what he was doing was recruiting — which included Tangerine. Actually, only him, which you supposed was because he was the smartest boy there.
The two of you had spent ages trying to figure it out.
"What d'you suppose it is?", he'd asked you once, in the dead of night, out in the main hall with a crackling static TV providing the only source of illumination. "What am I going to do with a bloody Beyblade with no one else to play it with?"
"It doesn't look like a Beyblade. They've only got the same shape, but it seems different."
He'd scoffed, rolling his eyes. "Girls. Fine. What do you suppose it is, then, smarty-pants?"
"I think it's a weapon. Just need to figure out how to unlock it."
You'd been right. It had been a weapon, and after a few minutes of groping around for some sort of button or switch, he'd managed to get it to open, blades in a perfectly hexagonal shape and all. "Am I a superhero now?", he'd gushed, unable to take his eyes off of it.
"No, I think this means the Hench Man is a superhero and you're his new sidekick!"
He'd gasped at that, turning to you. "You think?"
You'd nodded eagerly. "That means all the kids he's adopted so far are living in his cool superhero mansion!"
"A penthouse, maybe?!"
God, you'd been so naive, the both of you. This explained a lot, actually. The Hench Man was not a bloody superhero, but was in fact recruiting him for some sort of real-life version of the Red Room or something. He was the new Black Widow. Of course, you hadn't known that, and neither had he before he'd gone and promptly pointed you out to the Hench Man. "Can she come too? I might need a sidekick, as well."
He'd laughed. "You don't need a sidekick, and I don't need her. C'mon."
And Tangerine had been dragged out before he could even process it.
He'd met Lemon, and nearly forgotten all about you until this new friend had told him about his past, triggering Tangerine to word vomit all about you, his best friend back at the orphanage. He got taken the mick out of for calling a girl his best friend, but whatever.
Flash forward to now, he wishes Lemon could ask him about his past again, just to see how much he actually remembers, and how much he's repressed.
"Bloody bulging bollocks.", he grits out, glaring at the prick staring back at him in the mirror before wrangling himself out of his tie. He loves pretty much everything about himself. He's sophisticated, knows how to dress, and is pretty good at reading through people like they're glass, he reckons. So why the fuck did he feel like he was about to bloody spew?
It's you.
It is you. He'd thought it was a trick of the light, or some uncanny coincidence that the world thought would be hilarious to present before him, but no, it is you.
Knock-knock-thud.
"Hello?"
Ugh. Fuck, great, phenomenal. It's you. Honestly speaking, you should be back in England, sitting in your dingy little flat, wondering whether the peelers would believe you if you said an almost illegally dashing man in a deeply sexy waistcoat had come in, not killed you, and told you your landlady was an assassin who was also assassinated. Not here in Provence with him and his brother, crashing their well-earned month off. Well-fucking earned. He likes plans. He likes schedules. Itineraries are his turn-on. And it had been simple. Track Portia down in Copenhagen, kill her, come to London to tie up loose ends. Erase any traces of her bar the paper-lad (he was only twelve, seemed a bit extra). But no, here you were. Also fucking up his scream-into-his-reflection-time.
"Occupied."
"Sorry, it's urgent."
"Menses?"
"No."
He rolls his eyes. "Then sorry. Can't help you there."
"Please?"
He clenches his jaw, getting the door open. "You don't look like your bladder's about to explode.", he comments, letting you shoulder past him into the bathroom. He leans against the wall, arms crossed across his chest as he waits for you. You'd better be doing a pregnancy test or summat in there, the way you said 'urgent' like it was a matter of life or death.
It's been 10 hours. 600 minutes, that is, since you've left London, flown to Paris, and then driven from Paris to Provence. And you haven't asked him one thing about Oak's Orphanage. He thought you might've, but no. You'd just sat there, both on the plane and in the car, clicking away on the stupid laptop you've deemed 'essential', figuring out borderline useless things like, where to go from here, or how you'll complete your degree or who's hunting you. Like, come on. Have some priorities, mate, seriously.
But honestly, it's also a bit of his fault. He'd been a right prick to you on the plane, and now he was assuming you would just ask him 'hey, mate, been a long time since we saw each other, how come you got recruited and I didn't, and is your favourite colour still blue?'
He sighs. He'll have to do this the hard way, then.
You finish up in the bathroom, wiping your hands on the napkin before unlocking the door, slowing palpably in your movement out of the bathroom when you see him near the door. He can also tell you've done fuck-all in there, by the weird timing between hearing the tap go and the pretend-flush you pull is very infuriating, because he's the master of pretense-flushes for the purpose of dramatic mirror-moments. How dare you. You're still as audacious as he remembers from Oak's. "Did you not need to go anymore?"
Then you notice where his fingers are. Not the doorknob, but the door lock. Fuck.
"Who taught you the knife thing?" His voice is a meadow on a summer's day a second before a storm hits. Seemingly calm.
"What?"
"The knife thing. Who taught you the kni— come back here."
Your plan to slowly back into the bathroom again was a bust, then. You close the door, lingering on the threshold of the door.
He rolls his eyes, fixing you with his glare. "Who taught you the knife thing?"
"I don't know."
A small smile, almost pitiful, but too sinister to imply care. "Who?"
"I told you, I don't know."
He throws up his hands suddenly, startling you. "Now, why would you lie to me?"
"I'm not. I don't know."
He's a gentleman, the gentlest of men, but this quality is finite, like his patience. The two are very inextricably correlated, actually, so he grabs your wrist, twisting only slightly so that you didn't attempt to run, his other hand pulling his gun out. "Who?"
He won't lie and say it wasn't satisfying watching your eyes widen and all the determination to preserve the truth drain right out of them.
"You!"
A wider smile than before, but sardonic this time.
"Right. So you remember. So what the fuck are you playin' at, love?", he growls, jaw clenched. "Why'd you pretend you didn't?"
"I was scared!"
"What d'you mean you were 'scared'?"
You don't respond in favour of trying to catch your terrified breath, so he presses the gun to your throat. "Oi."
"I— it's all happened so quick, I don't know what's going on!"
"You said you wanted to come. Was it just because we said 'safe'- house?"
You nod, eyes furrowing upwards in sheer fright. "Right. Now we're gettin' somewhere. Elaborate on that, please. How are those two things related?"
"You're an assassin now, I didn't want to look like I knew you, or your real identity, in case you'd... y'know?! Tie up your own loose ends."
Ugh. Fuck. Now, he just feels like a prick. "Fine. But we're dropping you off at the Aix-en-Provence tomorrow, giving you a specific train ticket that you're to follow to the T, with the name of a contact where you'll be placed, then we don't know each other."
Uh, what? No, no! This wasn't what was promised, you need to be in a safe house! "What? I don't underst—"
"Off you pop."
"Does he know? Your... your brother?"
What.
The door slowly squeaks open, and his head sticks out. "Come again?"
"The one who offered? Is he okay with this dumping and abandoning of me?"
"Sorry, so you're saying — and correct me if I'm wrong here, love — that you'll snitch on me to my brother? God, you haven't changed, have you?"
You back away, but not down, which he still finds wonderful about you.
"You don't really think he cares? He was bored when he offered, darling, that's about it." Lie. Lemon had this habit of taking pity on a certain demographic of civilians : Uni students. Summat about that being such a ripe, hopeful age. He just reckons it has to do with Lemon not being able to complete his education — or get one, for that matter ; always wanted to go to Uni. Can't relate. He's never thought Uni made any sense. He learns well enough by living in the real world, away from textbooks and the like.
"He seemed to care."
"Don't fall for it, sweetheart. Deadly assassins, me and him. He's worse, I'd say. I just give it to ya straight. He'll smile before he shoots ya point-blank in the eyes."
He almost feels bad for how terrified you look but hey. Had to be done.
"Look.", he sighs, rubbing at his temple. "My brother's... better at the whole nice-cop thing. I just sort of say what's on my mind."
Is this an apology, or just a declaration?
"I can tell."
"Can you? Wonder how, seein' as you've barely spoken to him, and I've treated you with nothing but Prince Charming type kindness, minus that little gun thing I pulled.", he scoffs, raising a brow as though expecting an answer.
"Uh—"
"Rhetorical. Off you fuckin' pop, snitch."
He watches you scramble back to your seat on the chair of the living room — temporarily christened yours — before shaking his head. Civilians. It's good, he thinks, that you remember him. Saves him a lot of yearning for lost time and clawing at his own insides waiting for the glint of recognition in your eyes. It's even better, he thinks, that you understand not to mention the fact that you know him to Lemon. It's... oddly mature. Very responsible of you. He's glad. You're reasonable. He hadn't expected it. He splashes more water on his face, but this time, it's joyfully. Because the plan's still on. Provence, ah! Lemon will go indulge in the little organic farming hyperfixation he's developed since their Jutland job, and Tangerine can learn how to become a produce-mogul and make even more money. And plus, he can also do nothing. Right up his alley it is, lounging about.
But yeah. From the orphanage to the bar to the flat, you've been a stunning little thorn to his side, a complication that he keeps trying to forget every time he encounters you, but you're always popping back up, making him suddenly believe in higher powers and pray that it isn't you.
But it is you. Because he can't ever forget you. I mean, that's giving him a bit too much credit. He has forgotten you, but not really. You may not come up into his conscious thoughts much, but you're there, he knows that for sure. He's the one who taught you the blasted knife thing. But he was eleven and you were nine and he loved you — in the way only an eleven year old could — and you'd forgotten and he hadn't.
So he was playing around with your feelings a bit, making you believe that you knowing his real identity and name was some unspeakable fact that would bring everything crashing down, that you hold immeasurable amounts of power with that information, when the most it would do would be mildly annoying, seeing as Lemon would just start taking the mick out of him for harping on about you, like he had back when they'd been eleven at the Hench Man's institute. But it's good that you think you've got at least a metaphorical weapon in your arsenal.
But Lemon's just got no reason to pretend it's not you, if he finds out. No guilt.
But there's guilt for Tangerine, because he'd seen you, once, after the orphanage that had intertwined your fates inextricably. Eighteen, he'd been. And the Hench Man had remembered you. And had told him to shoot you dead, for his final task.
He did shoot you. Rather, he shot at you. He was better at punches and direct strikes with weapons than guns, honestly. And from way up there in his sniper-post, you seemed so small. So unattainable, shooting-wise. "I'm not close enough.", he'd muttered. Your head was what he needed to aim at.
"You are. Others have shot more alert targets from farther away. Shoot."
And so he had. Again. He'd shot at you, and done nothing more than incite panic amongst the people in the street where you and some of your friends had been standing.
"Rule Number One. Recite it to me.", yelled the Hench Man, shoving him over and aiming at a moving car, one that he'd heard was housing some diplomat or summat, he didn't know, before gently pulling the trigger.
Tangerine had stuttered, but got it out. "Never be noticed."
"Never be fucking noticed!", said the Hench Man, slapping Tangerine straight across the cheek. "Never falter like that again. Understood?"
"Understood."
"Come down for cleanup."
Ironically, he'd never quite felt clean since then.
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The fork clinks against the ceramic of your plate and you flinch at how loud it is.
"How's the food?", asks Lemon.
You nod, a clipped smile on your face before it fades, looking back down at your food.
He narrows his eyes, before leaning over to his brother. "Thought you said she was mouthy."
"The promise of mortality does that to you.", he replies.
"So, what's the plan? Provence, with us?", tries Lemon.
You shake your head. "I don't know who's hunting me, so."
"You? Who'd be hunting you?"
"The people who killed Mrs. Hark— Portia."
Lemon snorts, a sort of funny look on his face as he takes a sip of his wine. "We're the people who killed Portia."
Your eyes widen, and you look to Tangerine, who simply shrugs. "Thought you'd have pieced that together by now."
"So no one's hunting me?"
"No, the people who hired us to tie up all loose ends probably are. And finding you here with us in the cabin we were provided to check in to after killing you is just bad business, innit?"
"Wait, so—"
"We're not killin' ya, darling.", clarifies Tangerine. He's failed before and he doesn't think he'll succeed this time around, either, even without the Hench Man breathing down his neck. "Just relocating."
"What, to a hotel?", asks Lemon, stabbing at his steak once more. "Wouldn't booking her a hotel in Paris while we sit in our comfy, very safe house in Provence beat the whole purpose of bringing her to France?"
"Yeah!", you say.
"Don't remember asking you. Shut up.", warns Tangerine, pointing his fork at you. "Listen, I was saying—"
"Is it the Hench Man? Is he the one hunting me?"
Oh, you were getting on his fucking tits. Lemon's fork nearly clatters onto the plate. The Hench Man. "You know the bird?!"
"You fuckin' snitch!", he hisses, cracking his knuckles to pretend like he was about to charge at you.
"I'm sorry, but I need to be somewhere safe!"
"I wasn't gonna kick you to the streets, you twat! I was getting you safe!"
"What's safer than the safehouse where two wanted assassins are?!"
"We're not wanted!"
"SHUT UP, both of you! How the fuck do you know each other?"
"Oak's. Yeah, from before I was recruited."
A spark behind Lemon's eyes, one that Tangerine wants to muffle immediately. "Before you met me. The girl-best-mate."
He nods. "Still suspicious of her, though, now."
Lemon raises a brow, tilting his head at him. A sort of 'should I be as well?'. Tangerine offers him a tiny shrug. Lemon turns back to you.
"Tell you what. Britain's too dangerous for you, and it's too late for us to turn back, anyway. We'll drive you back to Paris, then you're free to go, if you don't feel safe with us."
No! Fuck, sometimes, he forgets that his brother's not just an extension of himself, and they don't share the same mind.`
"Fuck you mean she's free to go?! No, she's bloody not! She's seen what we look like, heard Portia's name as well as her alias, mate, c'mon—"
"You are not thinking clearly, because of ulterior motives, alright?"
"What ulterior motives?"
Lemon's an idiot if he thinks you didn't catch that subtle head nod toward you. He scoffs, hushing Tangerine up. "Well, what's your million-dollar plan, then?!"
"The escape plan we installed in case Portia somehow didn't kick the bucket, or there was summat above our pay-grade in the flat that would lead to the psychopath who's employed us killing us?"
Lemon's mouth opens and closes in a little 'ah' motion.
"Remember that plan? Figured she can use it until we get the all-clear from the cash-cow that has so graciously donated this little cabin to us! Jesus, no one fucking let's me talk, huh?!", exclaims Tangerine, emphasizing with a slam of his fist down onto the table. For extra flair.
"Yeah, that plan's good."
"Will the contact be staying with me?"
They both snort in synchronicity, before going back to their respective meals. It's Tangerine who looks up first. "You were serious?"
You nod.
"No. No one's gonna be there with ya. We've just upgraded you from pathetic London flat life to pathetic Paris flat life."
"What if your boss isn't satisfied with the work you've done?", you ask. Honestly, you'd take your afternoon class where you feel like it's taking the power of all the Gods to ever be spoken about to keep you awake rather than this.
"Oh, yeah, then we won't have an escape plan.", states Tangerine, setting his fork down in realization. Lemon snaps his fingers, nodding, muttering a 'right' every two seconds.
"I was talking about me!"
"Well, then, you're fucked, love, but we're thinking about us for a moment, if you don't mind!"
Ugh. Maybe a month without these two — especially Tangerine, the prick — wouldn't be so bad.
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It's been an entire week. That's 168 hours. 10080 minutes, that is, since you'd reached Paris after boarding the TGV and meeting their escape plan contact. And you haven't called back. Haven't asked him one thing about Oak's Orphanage. He thought you might've, but no. And, honestly, fair. The last person you'd want to visit you is him. He'd got you into this mess, and was just adding more and more dirt and mud to make it into an even bigger mess.
He's an idiot.
And yet, he knocks.
He knocks on your door like his life depends on it, even though it's more like your life depends on it.
When he sees your face through the slit in that split second before you unlock the safety chain, he almost yells at you to keep it closed. He almost pulls out his gun and shoots you. He almost scrambles away and hides like a kid doing ding-dong-ditch. But these are all almosts. Because what he actually does is—
"Oak's Orphanage."
Phenomenal. He just spits it out.
"I'm sorry?"
He shakes his head, mumbling under his breath as he shoulders past you into your hotel room, a refreshing refuge from the harsh Parisian summer outside. "Oak's Orphanage. I taught you the knife thing? We were best mates till I got transferred? Ring a bell? It's you. It's me."
You nod, pouring yourself out a glass of juice from the minifridge. This buggering apartment was unfortunately still a step up from your place back at London. Eurgh. "Yeah?"
"Why don't you care?", he groans, nearly a whine, as he runs his hands through his hair exactly one moment before snatching the glass of juice from you. "You Parisians. No hospitality."
"What am I supposed to do, reminisce?", you scoff, pouring one for yourself.
"Fine. Be like that. The Bullet Bar? Two truths and one lie?"
You freeze, your hand pausing mid-air with the juice carton teetering dangerously above the glass. "That was you?"
"Yeah, wanna come find out? My lips are ready for Round 2.", he teases, dodging the carton flying at him at how-many-ever-kilometres-per-hour, the orange liquid spilling out in some sort of cathartic, slow-motion still from a film. "There she is.", he repeats, in almost the same softness he'd used at the bar, but now in an entirely different context.
"You fuck off!"
The glass darts across the room now — bit more dangerous, but still enthralling to him — and he full-on laughs, like the fucking insane person he is. "What now?"
"You left me!"
"I was eleven!"
"I was nine!"
"And a half!"
"You can shove that 'half ' up your—"
"Darling, darling, are you just mad you didn't get your little Rapunzel ending? What with that handsome bloke with the satchel? What was his name?"
You scoff. The fucking nerve. "You think you're Flynn Rider?"
"Yeah, dashing, daring, gets the girl.", he laughs, watching you rifle through drawers for summat to throw at him. "Counts money on an enormous island that he owns."
"Yeah, gets the girl drunk, then snogs her!", you scream, throwing a spoon at him. Last-ditch attempt, but he's had worse. And A for effort, honestly.
"Gets the girl to snog him back and follow his instruction about weapons under pillows!", he retorts, arms crossed as he leans against the kitchen counter, right opposite you, still pent up and rage-brimming. Oh, he'll snog this anger off if you'd let him.
"You know what?"
"Ooh, please, tell me.", he says, crossing one leg over the other while he stands.
"You are like Flynn Rider."
"Yeah?"
"Mhm. You're still a pathetic little orphan child under all of that gaudy jewellery and clothing, who got such an insane blow from reality that you created an entirely new one that you're living in, where you're not a depraved arsehole who kills for money and snogs drunk birds in bars and are instead a hard-working man like the rest of us, simply with 'good style', or whatever you tell yourself.", you spit, because you can't find a fork to poke into that smug little eye of his.
You'd hoped for a little shift in his exterior. You know. A little microexpression. Maybe a little fading of his smirk. Maybe his eyes moving away from yours for a fleeting moment. But he just laughed. "Feel better picking apart a bloody children's film for your own personal vendetta?"
"Sod off.", you grit out, but his fingers are on your wrist, yanking you to him.
"You get it all out of your system?"
"Fuck off, mate, I'm not joking."
And, of course, what logical next-step existed but snogging you like you'd never hurt him, like he'd never uprooted your entire life and brought you to the city of love with nothing but the Big Three, as he called it?
"I was the one who shot up Camden Town that day.", he murmurs against your lips, pulling you in for more and more, because whatever venom and wrath your tongue was about to spew out at him, he'd rather feel it directly from the source.
He's not sure if you're kissing back or not, but it doesn't seem like you're actively thrashing around trying to get away from his grasp, and it pretty much feels the same way as it did at The Bullet, sans l'alcool. So you have to be into it on some level.
"You fucking what?", you hiss, and he decides that's a good time to pull back and stop testing the waters. He'd incite a tsunami. "Were you trying to kill me?!"
And, yeah, he should've shut up, because wow. Look at that. You're back to flinging things at him left and right and he's not sure how long he can go without being able to kiss you to make up for lost time again.
"Alr— hey! HEY! That's en—", he splutters, dodging utensils, books, and even the cordless phone, left and right.
"You kill my landlady!", you yell, followed by a spork just barely missing his throat. "You offer to take me to a safehouse then change your mind once you realize you know me!", you continue, and he has to narrowly avoid a bunch of pens, this time. "Then you snog me like I'm your unreasonable wife you'll need to shut up, while telling me you tried to murder me years ago!" There's your laptop charger, that he catches mid-air. "What else? Were you the one that got my graduation cancelled?"
"Uh, no, that'd be COVID."
You scream, throwing a — thankfully plastic — plate at him, which he once again, catches. "When else have you seen me? Hm?! How many times have our paths crossed and I didn't know it!?"
This is a question he's actually willing to answer.
But in his own way.
"Well." He smiles, dimples and warmth, as he sets the plate down, patting the couch next to him for you. "Ever played two truths and a lie?"
can you make a story about kraven and fem reader...that deals with the reader being a type of being that has to consume blood and is just as dominant as kraven and has scenes with blood...please and that the female reader and Kraven are already married and that the personality of the female reader is very cold, you know, like selfish or a little without feeling, you know.let the female reader be based on selene from underworld ,please.
Blood Hunt
pairing: Sergei Kravinoff x female!reader
word count: 720| requests are open (send requests, I will gladly answer them all)
Aaron Taylor Johnson Masterlist
A/n:I'm sorry I haven't been active in the last week, school kept me busy, now I have more free time and I will respond to all your requests.
The moon hung high over the city, casting its silver glow over the rooftops where Sergei Kravinoff stood, blood still drying on his knuckles. He had returned from a hunt, the scent of violence clinging to him like a second skin. He had never been a man to hesitate in the face of bloodshed, nor had he ever cowered before the creatures of the night. That was before you.
You sat in the darkness of the lavish penthouse you both called home, your presence commanding in its silence. The world outside buzzed with life, but it felt distant—insignificant. You were above it, beyond it, something more than human and far less forgiving. Your fingers traced the rim of a crystal glass, the dark liquid within reflecting the cold fire of your eyes. Blood. Fresh, warm, intoxicating. You had fed, but it was never enough.
Sergei stepped inside, his movements predatory, but you did not look up. You had sensed him long before he arrived. The scent of him—sweat, metal, and death—was as familiar to you as your own.
"You took your time," you murmured, your voice laced with something distant, nearly bored, though he knew you were never truly indifferent.
He smirked, running a hand through his damp hair. "Had to finish what I started."
"As you always do," you mused, finally lifting your gaze. "You're bleeding."
Sergei glanced down at the torn skin along his forearm, a mere scratch, but enough to draw your interest. You stood, moving toward him with a grace that was eerily unnatural. The tension in the air thickened, a current of something dark and electric between you. He didn’t flinch as you reached for his arm, your fingers cold against his heated skin. You lifted it to your lips, inhaling deeply before your tongue flicked across the wound.
Sergei exhaled sharply, his body tensing as a slow, satisfied smirk curved your lips. The taste of him was exquisite—raw, primal, untainted by fear.
"You enjoy this too much," he rumbled, his voice rough with something unspoken.
"And you don’t?" Your eyes gleamed as you held his gaze, tilting your head slightly, the black silk of your hair cascading over your shoulder. "You could stop me if you wished."
"Could I?" His fingers wrapped around your throat, not in restraint, but in challenge. A silent dare.
You chuckled, the sound rich and velvety, but devoid of warmth. "You could try."
For a moment, neither of you moved. It was a delicate game, one you played often. A dance of control, power shifting and twisting like a blade between you. He wanted to break you, to bring you to your knees. You wanted him to try. But you both knew the truth—neither of you would ever submit.
You leaned in, brushing your lips against his, a whisper of a touch before you bit down, hard enough to draw blood. Sergei growled, the sound reverberating through his chest as his grip tightened, his own lips crashing into yours in a brutal, possessive kiss. Blood smeared between you, a taste both familiar and intoxicating.
When you finally pulled back, your tongue flicked over your lips, savoring the lingering copper. "You’re reckless."
"And you love it."
You arched a brow, stepping back just enough to let your fingers trail down his chest. "Love? Such a fragile word."
His eyes darkened. "And yet, here you are. Still mine."
"For now."
Sergei chuckled, low and dangerous, his fingers brushing against your jaw before gripping it just enough to make your breath hitch. "You say that as if you don’t crave this just as much as I do. As if you wouldn’t tear apart anyone who tried to take me from you."
You tilted your head, lips curving into something between a smirk and a warning. "And if I did?"
He grinned, his teeth still stained with remnants of your bite. "Then I’d call it love."
The air between you crackled, a moment suspended in time. Then, without another word, Sergei lifted you effortlessly, his strength matching yours in a way no other’s ever could. Your laughter—low, almost cruel—filled the room as he carried you toward the darkened depths of your shared sanctuary.
Blood, power, hunger. Whatever it was between you, it was insatiable. And neither of you had any intention of stopping.
It just so happens that your mission with Tangerine is to take down Sergei Kravinoff (NSFW).
w/c: 1.8k
a/n: Just a quick thing I've had in the drafts for a min lol. They work pretty well together ;)
“Excuse me, Miss. Reception’s requested that you see to them immediately.”
Unamused, you instinctively opened your mouth to protest the waiter before closing it abruptly, opting for a subtle eye roll. The waiter wasn’t a waiter at all, instead your assignment partner Tangerine, who wore a smirk as smug as ever.
Sighing, you politely turned to the man you were dining with – the target, to be exact – a well-spoken, slightly rugged but neatly dressed man by the name of Sergei Kravinoff, who just so happened to be a vigilante. On the surface it seemed like quite the predicament but was rather common in the world of assassins.
Sergei waved a hand, letting you go rather cooly as you scooted out of the booth; Tangerine’s icy blue eyes burning holes into the back of your head. Once you’d made it up to the private room, he let you have it.
“You know, Lemon – the poor sod – is writhing in bed with a bloody fever, and you’re pushing some hundred-dollar gourmet shit around a plate. What the fuck happened to the plan?” he exclaimed, his lips pursed, and hands planted solidly on his hips.
“There is no plan, Tangerine,” you huffed. “You should’ve stayed with him. This was my mission, I had it under control!”
“Well, you could’ve fooled me. It looked well different from where I was standing.”
You knew what he was implying.
“How is this any different from what you’ve done? I’ve seen you flirt on the job.”
“Means to an end,” he said bluntly, with a shrug. “I usually get the job done after an hour.”
“So, I was supposed to put a bullet in him right in the middle of a crowded restaurant?”
“I would’ve spiked his drink, but I’m not one to doubt your skills, love.”
You sighed and pinched the bridge of your nose before flopping onto the bed. Tangerine, who looked as dandy as ever, seemed a little worse for wear. In the short amount of time since you'd entered the room, he'd unbuttoned his collar and rolled up his sleeves – not to mention his fingers itching for a cigarette. Usually, you didn’t like to stress your fellow assassin, but Tangerine was well known for being a hot head.
It wasn’t as if you’d asked him to show up anyway.
“Those wouldn’t have worked,” you continued, looking at the British man earnestly. “I’m telling you, he’s different.”
“Oh really? How’d you know that then?”
You shifted, subtly adjusting the hem of your clothes. Moments passed before you spoke, only planting a feeling that Tangerine was all too unfamiliar with – he was uncomfortable. Unbearably so.
“We shared a sleeper train a few years back...It was my first day on the job --”
“Alright, I think I’ve heard enough -” the man said abruptly, sniffing and rubbing his nose. He was looking down at you inexplicably, as if he were disappointed, and a part of you felt awful about it.
It hadn’t really been evident until now, but Tangerine had started to gain feelings for you, having grown closer over every mission. You hadn’t replaced Lemon – no one would – but you filled a different hole that no one had in a while. The nature of the job was lonely, and it was nice to have a constant, even if you tended to dip in and out of their lives.
Knock, knock.
Strong knuckles collided with the hard wood. You buried your face in your hands as Tangerine glanced at you, composing himself before cocking his gun, holding it up beside him as he stared down the peephole.
“It’s that arsehole.”
“You know I can hear you, right?” The voice said, its American accent clear as day.
You snorted, giving the Brit a pointed look as you swept past him, opening the door. As expected, it was Sergei, who strolled into the room with a demeanour that rivalled Tangerine’s. Glaring, Tangerine wiped his moustache, lowering his gun but keeping his hand on the trigger.
It was silent for a moment, until Sergei’s brown eyes locked with your own.
“Good to see you again,” he grinned, nodding at you. “Didn’t think you’d leave me for a waiter.”
“We were just finishing up,” Tangerine interjected, stepping between you. “I think it’s time for you to go, alright fella?”
“Relax, my father owns the place. I know you don’t really work here,” The American replied smugly.
Tangerine winced.
“Fine,” he huffed. “I guess the charade is up.”
It wasn’t long before he fired his gun, aiming it towards Sergei’s face, despite your protests. To his dismay, the man moved quick - certainly faster than any human should’ve been able to – scaling the walls with ease to disarm the famed assassin, knocking him to the ground.
Tangerine shook his head, wiping the adrenaline from his body. His usually perfectly styled locks were now unruly, and if he hadn’t smoothed his hair back you wouldn’t have seen the fury in his eyes.
“You didn’t tell him?”
“I was getting to that part…” you murmured, watching as the man got to his feet.
Sergei cleared his throat.
“I apologise that we got off on the wrong foot,” he began, outstretching a hand. “The names Sergei. So-called vigilante with the strength of a lion.”
“Fucking unreal.”
He brushed the comment off.
“Your partner and I have a history. We were well acquainted.”
“It was a long time ago, really —“you stammered, nervously glancing between the two men. Other than each-others brutality, it was very much a turn on at the idea that they were fighting over you. They were so similar, yet utterly different.
“Not long enough. You were having dinner with him.”
“It was a catch up between old friends,” the man interjected. “You don’t think I know what she does for a living? She wouldn’t have reached out otherwise. She hasn’t in years.”
You swallowed. Was that wrong? You didn’t feel like you owed him anything – it was all a brief fling. At the end of the day you would’ve have done the job. You were one of the only people who could’ve been his weakness.
“Well, that makes me feel better then, don’t it?” Tangerine said sarcastically. “We’ve got a couple million or so on the line, so how’s this gonna end?”
“I could get you that million myself. You don’t need to kill me to do it.”
“What if I want to, eh?” The Brit sneered.
“I’m sure she doesn’t want that,” Sergei said cooly, nodding to you, and you suddenly felt the temperature rise as they locked their gaze on you, staring into your soul…but mainly undressing you with their eyes.
“Isn’t that why we’re here?”
It turned out that the solution to Tangerines ‘problem’ was solved when Sergei kissed you, one arm planted firmly around your waist as he lowered you to the edge of the bed. Tangerine shifted his weight, seemingly hesitant as he slumped his shoulders, watching like a hawk from the distance.
He’d read about this kind of thing, in his old literature books of course.
Sergei wasted no time in snaking a hand down your clothes, pawing at your breasts as he took them out, placing them on display for Tangerine to see.
“You should probably get in on this,” he shrugged. “Might fix your image, seeing as I knocked you to the floor and all…”
“Sergei —“
“Don’t bother, love,” Tangerine said, stripping off his blazer. “I’ll show you why that bastard is old news.”
The bearded man grinned in amusement at the challenge; eyes locked on the way you took the Brit’s face in your hands before your lips met. Your kiss with Tangerine was so different; gentler, more longing, compared to Sergei’s which was out of pure passion. You were hungry for them, as were they, but there was a delayed gratification to Tangerine’s lust.
It wasn’t long before your clothes were shed, leaving you totally exposed as your nipples hardened under the air conditioning.
The moustached man had made his way down between your legs, fingers pumping in and out of your wet pussy as you coated the rings on his finger. His cheeks were flush, eyes darting between your sex and your open mouth, where Sergei was unbuckling his trousers.
“Fuck, Tan…” you whispered. “I-It’s so good…”
“I’m flattered, love, but I’ve barely touched you,” he grinned, corners of his eyes crinkling up as he did. It was at that moment that Sergei took his cock out, giving it a few languid strokes before he guided you towards his genitals, throwing his head back in relief at the sensation.
He was as thick and heavy as you remembered, leaving you adjust your neck and mouth as you moved along his shaft, working your hand in tandem.
“You’ve got us wrapped around your finger, полевой цветок (wildflower),” the Russian remarked amidst a moan. “Gorgeous.”
It was heaven as Tangerine spread your thighs with his hands, diving head first into your pussy with his tongue. His groomed moustache tickled your clit as he lapped at your folds, his eye contact unwavering as he did. Not only did he want to see what he was doing to you, but he wanted to show Sergei that he could make you feel better than he ever would.
Sergei’s grip on your cheek was firm, but not rough, holding you in place as he bobbed you up and down his cock, trails of spit coating his dick in a shiny sheen.
You moaned their names between the heat of passion; mind foggy and a swelling in your core as you tan your fingers through Tangerine’s brown roots, gripping his hair as you bucked your hips against his face.
“Eager, are we love?” He said, voice rumbling into your sex. “If I’d known you wanted me this bad, I’d have made my move on that trip in Nice.”
You whined, momentarily pulling away from the man’s cock to catch your breath. In response, his hand snaked down towards your tits, giving them another squeeze before he reentered you, fucking your mouth at a steady pace.
Your eyes were watering now. Tangerine had started to use his hands, one holding your outer lips open whilst the other held down on your lower stomach, your core pulsing as he did. Both men were skilled, and they were working their best to get you off whilst not-so subtly trying to one up the other.
Nearing your orgasm, you were about to come when Tangerine abruptly pulled away, causing you to look up at him in shock.
“What’s the problem?” Sergei teased. “Can’t handle the heat?”
“Don’t you worry your little Yankee brain about me,” he replied. Once he stood to his feet you could see the visible bulge that had grown in his slacks. It was unlikely he’d be bigger than Sergei…but he’d certainly know how to use it. Maybe even better than him.
Popping his cock through the zipper, he gave his shaft – shades of a healthy pink and wanting – a quick tug and nodding towards your exposed sex.
“D’ya mind sitting out on this one, mate? I’m sure she can take care of you after. That is, if she ain’t too tired, if you know what I mean…”
Hehehe, okay, I wrote it! @cosmicyeehaw I finally wrote this like I said I would. I had to get through my asks first lmao, but it’s here now.
He’s a bit of a brat and likes being manhandled. Yippee! Word Count: 1665
If this bitch didn't get the fuck out of your way, you swore you were gonna kick the shit out of him.
"Move," You repeated for maybe the fifth time.
"Nah," Tangerine responded quickly. "My target, not yours. Shoo." He waved you away like you were a dog, and your eye may or may not have twitched.
You sighed and looked up at the sky, wondering why this was happening after such a long week, and then back down at him. "Okay," You shrugged.
You took two quick steps towards him and grappled him. Tangerine reflexively wrapped his arms around your back as you threw him to the ground. He felt the air leave his lungs and coughed, before trying to toss you off him.
"Really?" He muttered between gasps.
You didn't let go of him and pushed his arms down. You shoved your legs into his sides and hung onto him as he tried to roll you off.
"Stay out of my way," You told him, emphasizing your point by slamming his shoulders down into the ground.
Tangerine narrowed his eyes at you as you released him and got off him. As you went to turn away— walk away from him— and continue your mission, he swiped your legs out from under you with one of his.
You tripped and caught yourself from falling face-first into the ground by tucking into a roll. When you righted yourself into a crouch, Tangerine was up and headed towards you.
"My target. What'd I tell you?" He said as he strode towards you.
You huffed in frustration and got up, ready to go through him first to get your target.
You dodged the first punch he threw and blocked the next. You took a quick step forward and threw a fake kick to his leg so he'd block low, before aiming high and kicking his side.
Tangerine took the hit well and corrected his stance after wincing. He threw another punch but you grabbed his arm in both hands and spun and threw him to the ground.
Tangerine lay on the ground breathlessly— partially dizzy from how fast you'd tossed him, and partially from not wanting to get up. "You a goddamn ninja?" He asked incredulously. "How the fuck—"
"Shut up, please," You sighed. "Dear God, you talk so much."
You put your hands on your hips as you breathed deeply, catching your breath after throwing a grown-ass man around.
Tangerine went quiet and just looked up at you as you stood over him. He scanned you from head to toe and back. Did you look different to him right now? What the fuck is happening to him?
"You good there?" You asked, eyes narrowed as you wondered if he was planning on getting up and fighting again. "You actually listened."
Tangerine opened his mouth to respond but didn't have any words. He'd caught his breath by now but for some damn reason, he couldn't speak.
You crouched down and tilted your head at him. "What's wrong with you?"
Tangerine noticed how different your eyes looked up close and turned his head away from you. "Nothing," He snapped. "Oh, wait, I know— getting thrown around fucking hurts."
"You had that coming and you know it," You replied without missing a beat. "Why aren't you looking at me?"
You turned his head with a hand on his cheek so he was looking at you again. Tangerine's eyes widened at the touch but he actually turned his head with your hand.
"So," You said. "What's wrong with you? You're acting weird." You kept your hand on his face in case he tried to turn his head away again.
"Nothing's wrong with me," Tangerine said like a damn liar. "Get outta my face."
Your brows furrowed at his words and you glanced down as you thought. Your eyes landed on the rest of his body and saw what was wrong. "Oh, I see," You teased. "You liked being thrown around."
Tangerine scoffed at your words, ready to defend himself and call you a liar, when your other hand reached down and rested on his bulge. He flinched at the touch and felt panic creep in.
Well, that explains what he was feeling at least.
Tangerine bit his lip and clenched his hands at his sides. You didn't move your hand, just left it draped over his erection, and looked down at him with a mischievous glint in your eyes. "You need some help with that?"
"As if you'd—" Tangerine cut himself off. He cleared his throat and shut his eyes firmly, refusing to look at you. "Just go kill the target, I don't care anymore."
You hummed noncommittally at his words and brushed his cheek with your thumb. "You want help or not?" You asked plainly. "I'm still getting the target… but I can apologize this way for hurting you."
Tangerine opened his eyes and stared at your face, analyzing your expression for any deception. When he didn't find any, he sighed and said, "M'kay."
You snorted at his simple answer and let go of his face to undo his pants. Tangerine let out a shaky exhale as his pants were pulled down far enough for you to work. He watched you slip a hand inside his underwear, had to push his head into the ground when your hand wrapped around his length.
"Damn, you liked that," You mumbled to yourself. "All I had to do was manhandle you to get you like this?"
Tangerine groaned at you but didn't respond otherwise. His hand shot out to your forearm and squeezed when your thumb ran over his tip. "Don't tease," He said. Tangerine had wanted to sound forceful— demanding— but his words came out pleading.
"I won't," You responded softly. "Come on, when have I ever teased you?" You joked, a smirk on your face.
Tangerine rolled his head to the side and pushed it into your leg. You lowered yourself fully to the ground, resting on your legs, and let him push his forehead into your knee.
Your hand retracted from his underwear and Tangerine pulled his head up to watch what you were doing. You spit into your palm, made sure it was enough, and put your hand back in his underwear.
Tangerine pushed his hips into your hand and hummed at the wet sensation. "Oh, shit," He sighed.
You put your free hand on the back of his head and traced patterns into his scalp. Tangerine pushed himself closer to you and bit his lip when you tightened your hold on him.
You began stroking him after he finished readjusting himself, and shushed him when he jumped at the touch. You quickened your pace, twisting your wrist and thumbing his tip now and then to make him go crazy.
Tangerine rolled his hips into your hand and panted against your leg. You held the back of his head lightly while he clung to your forearm like a lifeline.
You pressed your thumb into his tip again, harder than before, and Tangerine choked out a gasp. You soothed him by running a hand through his hair, but kept teasing his tip.
He dug his nails into your arm and felt himself losing control. Tangerine rocked his hips into your hands faster and panted heavily against your knee. He was so close, he could barely think of anything other than his release.
Tangerine stilled before cumming in your hand. You slowed your pace as he spilled cum all over his underwear, watching him bite his lip to muffle the loudest of his sounds.
You pet his hair as you retracted your other hand from his underwear, and wiped it off on the ground. Your hand stayed in his hair until he pulled his head away from your knee.
Tangerine looked up at the sky and you wondered what he was thinking about. Maybe how he was going to pretend this never happened? Who knows.
You thought maybe he wasn't going to say anything— make you walk away and go on with your mission like you hadn't just given him a handjob— but then his eyes flickered over to your face.
"I think you like being mean to me," Tangerine said without a hint of sarcasm.
You laughed at his expression— it was far too serious for what you were talking about— and shook your head in amusement. "You're easy to tease," You admitted with a shrug. "Don't be so easy, and I won't be 'mean'."
Tangerine huffed at you and looked away. His underwear felt gross now and he wanted to change, but it felt oddly peaceful to lie here with you near him. Without looking, he reached down and redid his pants— better to cover up the mess, right?
"I'm not easy," He finally responded, sounding like a little kid defending himself.
"No, you are," You nodded and patted his shoulder. "Well… now that that's over.”
You stood from the ground and wiped your pants off— as if there was a point to that when they were going to be covered in blood in about 10 minutes.
"I'll be seeing you, Tangerine." You pulled a rag out of your pocket and wiped your hand off to actually clean it.
Tangerine sat up finally and sighed. "Oh, I'm sure," He muttered. "Gonna toss me around next time, too?"
You put the rag away and patted the top of his head like he was a dog. "If you'd like," You winked at him and started walking away. "Maybe after I throw you to the ground, I'll use something other than my hand."
Tangerine stared at the back of your head with wide eyes and watched you disappear from view. He got up from the ground— finally— and wiped off his clothes. He looked like a damn mess. He felt like one, too.
Oh, Jesus. How the bloody hell was he supposed to explain what happened with the target to Lemon?
Been thinkin about how Tangerine would be so noisy the moment his girl is on her knees before him, kissing his lower stomach and hipbone while tugging on the waistband of his trousers, then getting up and not doing anything more. I just KNOW this man would get so grouchy and whiny LMAO
I love a grumpy & noisy tangerine <3
so he's actually gonna start by telling her to get up bc what is she doing, hes TICKED OFF & NOTHING will help him!!!
tangerine likes to lie to himself in those situations
bc his girl's care & attention will always make him distracted enough or feel doted on enough to forget whatever issue was bothering him
but he has to be a brat about it first & complain
he'll try fixing his clothes into place right after she pulled down a zipper & unfastened some buttons
the moment she leaves a kiss on his hip, though...
...he falters. there is no winning this battle for him. that alone has sparked something more powerful & attention-drawing than his frustration.
tangerine has basically given in to her & combs his fingers through her hair as praise
she keeps kissing his lower abdomen & the lines of his hips
when he starts sighing & very lightly groaning, she develops this wicked smile on her face
it's the same expression she has whenever she has him beat
except this time she does something a bit more cruel than usual
she doesn't continue any further
when she lets her tongue dip down his unzipped fly, she watches his eyes close & admires the tormented look on his face
then she gets right up & slips away before he can catch wind of her practical joke
tangerine kept his eyes closed for a few moments, anticipating her to tease him a little more then get down to business
but too many seconds passed by of nothing happening, so he opened his eyes
thats when he REALLY gets pissy
goes to find her IMMEDIATELY & whines until she agrees to finish what she started
dw tangerine can be cruel too, he'll get her going then edge her for hours promising that hes just trying to make her cum harder in the end
As if you didn't have enough problems already... You sighed as the man behind you pushed his gun in your rib to make you move faster. Your hands were up in the air and you were breathing slowly, focused on the sounds around you. Why did so many people want you dead again? You chuckled a bit, remembering all of the stupid decisions that brought you here. You kept smiling. Quite funny how most of your survival instinct can shut down when you've been sleep deprived and stressed long enough. The big bad man standing in front of you must not have liked that as he ordered his men to knock you unconscious.
When you woke up, your hands were tied to a rusty radiator with dried bloodstains. You weren't quite smiling anymore. Especially when you saw the instruments in a metal bowl lying on the ground not far from you. The room was dark and only a ray of light slipped through a metal door on the opposite wall. You blinked as someone opened the door, letting all of the brightness from outside reach your tired eyes.
-Sleep well darling? did a male voice say in a mocking tone
-Where were you all night? Off to another girl's bed I take it.
The man grinned a bit and you knew your sarcasm would sooner be beaten out of you then you could get a laugh out of this tall caricature of a gangster's handyman.
-A lot of money has been paid for your pretty head, you know.
-Always knew I could be a face model.
-I don't think that's so true anymore, bloody mary.
You wipped your cheek and looked at your hand. Dried blood and dirt covered your fingers.
-Anyway, sweetheart, my boss wants to know how you were able to piss off all of these people.
-Can't he ask me himself?
-You're not that important.
-Well it seems I am actually. And you guys are the only ones unaware of why apparently.
A voice coming from outside shouted "We have a fresh one!". The man in front of you harshly took your hands to tie them. Then he turned around calmly and left the room with the door still open. You tried to get up, but were too slow as he quickly came back with two other men. One was almost unconscious, beaten up, and bloody all other. His messy brown curls hid most of his face and a golden chain hang around his neck as his head was tilted towards the floor. The two men handling him threw him on the ground next to you and his already torn blue suit soiled with the grey dust of the room.
-Alright, we'll let you two rest for now, but don't worry, darling, I'll be back soon enough. And you better have an answer for me by then.
The two men left the room and you stared at your new now completely unconscious companion.
He said in a raspy voice, waking you up from your very light sleep. You didn't answer and looked his way for the second time today. He was quite handsome, actually, with piercing blue eyes, a sharp jawline, and a nice British mustache. You stared more than you were meant to because that's how he took notice of you. As the weird girl staring at him.
-They locked me up with the crazys?? What the fuck is wrong with these people?! I'm a respectable sane man, I am. Fucking pricks.
You chukled, your eyes still lingering on his figure. You liked his accent too. You turned your head to the door, finally leaving the man some privacy as you closed your eyes. You heard him standing up with difficulty and reaching the other side of the room probably while leaning on the wall. He was grunting in pain. You opened your eyes.
-Yeah, they probably forgot to lock the door. Or maybe they left us the key. Oh, wait, what if this is just an elaborated escape room, uh?
-Your hands are tied, mines aren't. So maybe try that again in a nicer tone, uh love?
-Kinky...
He threw you a mean glance from across the room. That smug smile that earned you all those problems was still on your lips.
He slid on the wall and fell back in a sitting position. He looked exhausted. As you were trying to think of what to say, the door opened.
-So, are you ready to talk? Or do I need to deal with you in a less calm manner?
That man from earlier was back, smiling and clearly on a power trip.
-I don't know what you want me to tell you.
He walked across the room, past the handsom exhausted man, and stood straight like a stick in front of you.
-Maybe start by what you did to deserve one of the highest price I've ever seen on someone's head.
The british looking man, who was starting to fall asleep, began to pay attention at those words. His blue eyes were on you except you doubted it was to take in the sight of your face. Too bad...
-Would you believe me if I said I didn't do anything?
The handyman squat down, looked at you, and slapped you in the face harshly. Even the other guy flinched.
-Start speaking now or...
-Or what?! You'll kill me?? You're going to do that either way! So what's the point of figuring out why others wanted to do it themselves?! You'll collect the prize with or without knowing why it was put on my head in the first place. You don't need the info. You just need an excuse to keep me alive until the client comes in and sees me alive. I know they want proof. Live proof. They want to see you guys kill me. You're not doing me a favor by letting me live, you're just doing it to get the bigger bag.
The man stood up, hummered something that sounded like "smart cookie", chuckled, and left.
-Jeez... what did you do? *did british hottie say*
This time it was your turn to throw a mean look his way.
-You really think I'm gonna tell you.
-I can untie your hands for starters. And I can help you get out of there. However I like to know who I'm doing business with, so if you wouldn't mind disclosing the information that guy was looking for...
-Get me out of there and I might.
-Doesn't work like that love.
-Then leave me here. I never asked you to help me, did I?
-Obviously, it's going to be harder to escape alone.
-So untie me and I'll help you.
-What if you're actually crazy and will turn on me the first chance you'll get.
You chuckled. Smiled a bit, a sad look on your face.
-A big tough buy.. scared of me... scared I'll be the one to hurt him. It's crazy how life turns out, uh? One minute you're scared to walk home alone after the sun goes down. The other, the guy you would have been scared of on those streets at night turns out to be the one distrusting you.
His eyes were locked on you. Watching you as if you were some lab rat. An eyebrow raised in interest. A serious look that meant he wasn't taking this scientific anaylisis lightly. He rose back up, slowly walked up to you with the difficulty of a hurt man, and lowered to your level when he came close enough.
-What's your name?
-Is it important?
-It is to me. You thought of pointing out the implications of that answer, but were scared of where that would lead the two of you.
-Y/n.
-I'm Tangerine.
-That's a fruit.
-Good observation skills. A real detective.
-I'm just saying.
As you were talking, he came even closer and untied your hands. His fingers were grazing your skin. You smiled again, this time without the sad look on your face but a more embarassed one. Like a young girl with a crush in 6th grade recess. It wasn't that he was touching you (not entirely at least). It was that he was helping you.
He stood back up, straightened his back, and extended his arm towards you, opening his hand. You were looking elsewhere as he gestured to you.
-It is a fruit's name though... you're named after a fucking fruit... and I'm the crazy one...
You take his hand, get off the floor, and smile big this time, confidently, and with a mysteriously cocky look in your eyes.
-Alright, time to get out of here.
-Look love, I appreciate the confidence and all, but let me take the lead on this. You're obviously a bit slowed down by all the beating and like you said, I'm the big tough guy here.
-I'm not slowed down! *You said while starting to walk towards the door, damn your leg hurt...*
-You're limping...
You smiled a bit awkardly. "Nothing serious... just haven't stretched out yet is all". Tangerine smirked and walked (shall I mention a lot faster than you as he wasn't limping) towards the side of the door.
-Could you get your friend back in the room please? Just him though.
-HEY ASSHOLE!! COME BACK HERE I'M READY TO TALK!
And just like that, you heard footsteps advancing. The door opened 40 seconds later, and you locked eyes with the bitch slapping dumb looking goon. In shock of seeing you standing up, free of your ties, he took a milisecond to stare you down during which Tangerine grabbed his head in his hands, quickly broke his neck, and picked up the riffle.
-You do realize that there are other ways to interpete this right?
You laughed silently, murmuring "Yeah well I don't mean it like that obviously...". To your surprise he heard.
-Obviously?... *He smirked at you with a very cocky look on his face which made you blush a tiniest bit, but under the dirt and blood, you were almost sure he couldn't see it. He handed you the deceased goon's gun*.
But, time for banter quickly came to an end as your british eye candy advanced in the dark and gloomy hallway, on his gard. You followed after him. Quick story short: he shot most of the gards himself, and you had to fire the gun maybe 5 times total, surely hitting your target, but not contributing much to the team's effort as there was a little bit more than only 5 gards between you and the exit. To be completely fair though, you guys managed to not alert every guard there thanks to you, as you killed quickly the ones running for help.
All of this came to an end in a backalley of a London restaurant where the fire escape you took led. You were free. Somehow. Still limping and in a quite awful condition. But free.
-Well this is where we say goodbye Y/N. I don't know what you did to get that prize on your head, but surely you must be a terrible person. Get yourself out of trouble though, love, this isn't a life for a sarcastic humorist tangerine hater such as yourself.
-So no one believed me when I said I didn't do anything wrong?
He looked at you, a bit surprised, but you didn't look back. You just started walking (in that case limping) towards the Main Street. It must have been quite a pathetic show as he walked up to you and put his arm under yours to help you. You didn't say anything. Didn't look at him. Just starred at the ground before you, wincing quietly at each step.
-Where shall I drop you off love?
You stopped moving. Chuckled. Looked the other way. And with a sad but desperately trying to be funny tone, said:
-I'm not sure to be quite honest...
He didn't respond. Took a deep breath for a minute. Then put his arm back in place and you both walked towards a phone booth. There he let go again and went in. Made a phone call, went out, starred at you, you starred back.
-Hungry?
You nodded your head to say yes and, wonderful timing as it was, your stomach started growling just then. You put your hand on your stomach as to silence it and Tangerine chuckled which showed off his extraordinary jaw definition.
You both sat on the same side of the table, apparently waiting for someone. As your british knight in a shining armor looked around the diner, you ordered fish and chips, chocolate milkshake, and a banana split. Once you were finished talking to the waiter (who was very disturbed by your bloody appearance by the way), Tangerine looked at you.
-That is the weirdest order I've seen placed in a while.
-Well what did you want me to order?
-Lemon! *Did he exclaim*
-Lemon for dinner? I don't think so, that would be terrible...
Tangerine stood up and hugged the man that came in. Both took a minute to catch up as you continued to mutter on how dumb ordering lemon would be for diner...
They both sat down, and Lemon starred at you.
-Who's that? A bit roughed up are you? Do you need a tissue or something? To wipe all that off...
You looked up from the menu.
-Ah, I look fine, haven't slept in a bit is all.
-Who is she Tangerine?
-That's Y/N, she needs a place to crash and we have a couch, so I thought...
-When did you meet?
-At least 24 hours ago. *You said in all honesty*
-Tangerine are you fucking mental?? Do you know how many people want us dead for what happened last year? We're not inviting a bloody stranger to the hotel. Hell no...
-Lemon... She seems to be on her own and it's not like she couldn't have killed me earlier had she wanted to... Jim's men wanted to sell her off to some kind of client, she's a bit lost is all*He said whispering*
-No! What are we?! A fucking adoption shelter taking in strays like that? She's a liability is all she is... You can't help a girl just cause she's pretty and seems harmless. She could be a hired assassin for all we know.
-I should probably go... I'll just wait for the food though, if it's okay with everyone. *You said looking down and with a low voice.*
You all sat in silence for a minute.
-Why did they want you dead so badly? Jim's clients? *asked Tangerine*
You didn't respond, just looked down. The food came. You ate the fish and chips quite quickly, then the banana split. All in silence. As you sipped on the milkshake, you noticed they were both still starring at you, waiting for you to answer probably.
-Well I meant it... I didn't do anything wrong.
-No one ever does... *sighed Lemon, visibly distrusting of you*
-I'm not an assassin okay? I don't kill people for a living... I find things, things people want. Like antics, or old military files.
-But you're a good shot, and quite calm for a civilian. *Raised Tangerine*
-When I started the job, I was just an academic looking for pretty random stuff, but the work wasn't just adventures and detective work, sometimes criminal organizations looked to acquire the same objects as I was. So I got help from hired gunsmen and sometimes even official special forces. They didn't want me to be helpless without them so they trained me a bit. Once I got a few skills added to my resume, my clients started asking me for more valuable objects, that more and more people wanted. So of course my skillset kind of diverged to dealing with the competition. But it wasn't on the job description when I applied.
-Jim specializes in assassination though? Why would he want you? *Asked Lemon*
-Because there's a bid on my head...
-And why is there a bid on your head?
-Because they think I stole something...
-What did you steal?
You finished the milkshake. You were about to stand up but Tangerine was looking at you a bit too concerned.
-Look Love, if you tell us what happened, and you didn't actually do anything wrong, then we might agree to help you. We're not complete assholes...
-Aren't we?! Now why would we help?
-Because Jim is a prick and anything to piss him off is worth the effort.
-Fair point... Alright Y/N, tell us, what happened?
-They think I stole the key to the MI6 database.
-Wait... don't tell me they have one key that can access...
-All datas on past, present, and future missions, on British government security, on british criminal organizations, on undercover agents, what they have on the CIA, on the FBI, on every other country's secret services, on the nuclear codes... Yeah all of that. Yes it exists.
-And they think you have it...
-No, they think I stole it.
-But then why would they want you dead?
-Because they also think I destroyed it after looking at it.
-And no one wants their secrets spilled out by you...
-Yep.
-But you didn't steal it?
-Not exactly...
-What did you do?
-My client wanted me to recover a file of the MI6. It was practially undoable. So I digged and I digged until I found this hardrive in an old vacant MI6 hideout. It was weird because it looked top secret but didn't have anyone around it to gard it, it was like it was handed to me. I looked at it, didn't have that much protection, just enough for me to think it was valuable, but easy enough to crack down. Then when I accessed it, it was a whole database of incredibly sensible documents. Yeah I looked at it, but not for long, got the file I needed, but before I could send it to my client, someone knocked me unconscious and I woke up without the hard drive but with a billion dollar target on my back. Somehow the information got out that I stole the hard drive from the MI6 super super secret base, which I never even set foot int.
-So someone set you up?
-Yes.
You stopped talking. Looked at them. Lemon looked sorry for you, Tangerine looked concerned, and you... chuckled.
-The bill's on you, right? *You asked in all seriousness.*
Tangerine smiled, and lemon was about to refuse, but his brother replied first.
-Yeah, the bill's on us love, but maybe let me eat first, okay?
-Are you gonna eat a fruit?
-You know I've already ordered right, and this joke's old already.
You waited for the two brothers' food to arrive while Lemon changed the subject to whatever happened to Tangerine. Apparently Jim and his men had some beef with the fruit brothers, and those nice lads had a plan to take down Jim's goons except it all went wrong when Lemon made one too many references to Thomas the train... ah no, it went wrong when Tangerine took too long in the bathroom to check his hair, well something went wrong, and, ah the food arrived!
-Where's your family Y/N? *Lemon asked*
-Countryside.
-So you have one. Do you want us to drop you off with them?
You didn't reply right away. They were almost fininshed with their food. You waited until the plates were clean to say:
-Look, if you want to drop me off somewhere and forget I ever existed, take me to the airport, I can look after myself, but don't think my story is gonna have some fairytale ending. Obviously I'm gonna get killed at some point or another, I'm just trying to enjoy my time until then.
-It's not like we can make the entire criminal world stop looking for you. I would help you, you see, but I don't know how. Honestly, you're kinda fucked...
-Don't listen to him -*Tangerine jumped in*- You're not fucked, you just have to diverge the attention to whoever has the key. Once people start looking for them, they'll forget about you.
-The problem is, I don't know who has the key. If I did, not only would I be off the hook, I'd be damn rich.
-Hold on... *Lemon stared at you for a moment* How much money is in the game?
-More than a billion that's for sure...
The two brothers starred at each other not sure what to say for a minute. Tangerine turns back to you and is about to speak when Lemon says:
-Let's make a deal, we help you find whoever got the key, it gets the target off your back, and we get 2/3rds of the money. You get the rest.
-I'll make you one better. *You smile fully, showing your teeth and visibly amused* You get all the money, as long as I'm still alive.
-Deal! *Lemon extands the palm of his hand which you clap right away*
As the three of you head to whichever hotel the brothers booked in a cab, Tangerine whispers to you:
-For the record, I was ready to help you regardless of the money.
-That's stupid. You shouldn't do that.
-What's stupid is being a big though guy and not helping people who so clearly need it.
You looked at him for bit. The same look you gave him in that cell when you first saw him. "Fuck you're actually so beautiful" you thought.
-Thanks. Not the reply I would have expected, but thanks.
Sleep deprivation clearly made you a tad bit lunatic, saying stuff you weren't supposed to. You looked away immediately and rested your head against the window. Closing your eyes felt like heaven.
The hotel was old and cheap, the late 80s style still intact. You liked it. Starred at the curtains of the room as the sound of the shower filled the silence. You closed your eyes.
-The shower is free. May I suggest you take one before going to bed love?
You woke up with a dizzy head, you really wanted to go back to your nap, but the guy standing in front of you wasn't budging.
-Are you saying I smell bad?
-Yeah, I am. Get up now.
You did, he held up a hand for you to take it which you did as you were more than tired. He didn't let go when you were up though and led you to the bathroom. You weren't sure where Lemon had gone to. He turned the shower on, pointed to the soap, and said:
-I reckon you know how to shower. Won't need my help for the next part then.
You grinned a bit and looked at him, he smiled. After he left, (and only after), you started undressing and finally took the shower. Once you turned the water off, he knocked on the door.
-Are you decent?
You grabbed a towel and answered positively. He came in, took a glance at you, closed the door, and stood in front of you for a second. His eyes went from your wet hair whose natural color was finally visible, your face which was now recognizable, your clean skin, your bruises, and then back to your face. He had some medical products in his hand and gestured to the bathtub. You took a seat on the edge of it. He dabbed a cotton in disinfectant, and slowly went over every single one of your cuts. They were quite a lot of them.
-Jesus, how many days did you stay in that place?
-Just a couple hours before you came in.
-Where are all these marks from then?
-Other people.
The last injury was your cut lip. He went over it delicately and you just starred at him for the third time this week.
-You're quite sweet for an assassin.
-Are you gonna make another fruit joke?
-Saw right through me... No but really, why the kindness?
-Just because you do some bad stuff for money doesn't mean you have to be an asshole for free too now does it?
-Thank you.
-You're not saved yet, thank me when you are.
-I will.
You both smiled, this time he was looking right back at you. Nice blue eyes like antartic ice. Really, really nice eyes.
-I'm back. *Lemon shouted from the room. He then entered the bathroom looking for his brother and his gaze settled on you.* You look quite nice without all the blood and dirt on you. Oh, wait, guys... Did I walk in on something?
Tangerine scoffs, gets up, and pushes Lemon out the bathroom. You hear them banter for a second before Tangerine comes back with a bag that he hands you. He politely smiles at you and exits the room, closing the door behind him. You go through the bag to realize your old clothes are no longer in condition to be worn and two men who were complete strangers a week ago just had to guess the size of your bras and panties. What was even more awkward is that the ones they bought fit quite well. The rest of the bag was some blue jeans, a black halter top, and a loose shoulder black sweater which you liked. You didn't put it on though, opened the door without getting out and asked for a t shirt. No way you were sleeping in jeans for 12 hours straight. A t shirt flew right to your face a second after. Probably Tangerine's guessing by the smell. He smelled nice. But not the point. You put it on and finally got to fully crash out on the couch. You couldn't move anymore, too tired, too comfy, you were just there. Before falling asleep, you saw the handsome brit throw a blanket on you trying not to look at your figure.
You woke up a bit lost, not sure where you were or how long you had slept for. A few seconds brought your memory back and your eyes adjusted to the light. Tangerine was there. Sitting at the desk typing away on a computer, his back turned to you. You got up and walked towards him. You were standing just a few centimeters away as you leaned over his shoulder and stared at the screen.
-What's that? *You asked*
-Holy... fuck, have you heard of heart attacks??
-You're that old? Don't look a day over 50. Are you trying to hack into the MI6?
-Well obviously yes.
-From a cheap retro looking computer?
-Do you have a better idea?
He then realized you weren't wearing pants. To which he gave you a disapproving look over his mustache and continued:
-Maybe start by wearing some pants before attacking the cheapness of my computer.
-Pants are overrated.
-I'm sure they are. *He turned back to the screen. You sat on the desk, facing him.*
-If my legs disturb you so much, stop looking at them.
-Get off the desk. You know for someone getting threats from half the criminal population, you're surely quite calm.
You hummed, got off the desk as prompted, and went to get the jeans from yesterday. However, he stood up and grabbed your hand before you could get fully away.
-Alright maybe you don't need to put pants on right away. *You turned your face to him, starring into his eyes* I was right though, when we met. You are really crazy.
-For not wearing jeans to sleep?
-For flirting in the middle of a life or death situation. *He pulled you in closer.*
-Who said I was flirting? *You closed the last gap between you two*