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for the love of all that's holy, where is everyone hiding the Derek-turns-Stiles fic?
seriously, I don't get it. I see human!Stiles, I see some wolf!Stiles, but where's all the fic with the change and the angst and the power dynamics...with or without Stiles' consent? and then sex. lots of sex.
it's such a gimme, a feel like I've gotta be looking in the wrong place. right?
anyone? Bueller?
THERE, I FIXED IT.
Stiles: so you'll never guess what happened at school today
Derek: ....
Stiles: this girl totally fell off the rock wall after gym class because everyone mocked her mercilessly for crying a few hours earlier but when she went back to prove to herself she could do it, she had a seizure and fell. and Scott caught her, which was weird, but the point is, her life is miserable, even more miserable than mine, so...schaudenfreude.
Derek: ....I should bite her.
Stiles: ok, no. you can't.
Derek: .....
Stiles: ok, you can, like, absolutely you can. but should you? that's the question. SHOULD you?
Derek: yes.
Stiles: seriously, you can't just go around turning everyone less popular than me. it's getting insulting.
Derek: .....
Stiles: ok, fine, just don't be a creepy about it
Derek: she'll get a choice.
Stiles: woah woah, no shit, you'll give her a choice. I'm saying, just don't make it all sexy like that kid in the grave. he was in a GRAVE, Derek, wtf.
Derek: ....
Stiles: ok, fine, make it sexy. just don't let her think she actually gets to sleep with you.
Derek: ....
Stiles: seriously. SERIOUSLY. it's one thing to hang around high school kids all the time, and wait in the dark in their bedrooms, and take too much interest in their love lives, but you can't fuck every wolf that you turn. since they're all UNDERAGE.
Derek: she'll be hot.
Stiles: not the point, dude.
Derek: we can both fuck her.
Stiles: ......
Derek: ......
Stiles: ok, you make a compelling argument. go get er tiger. Just, later, don't let her hit me in the head with my own genuine Jeep part, ok?
Derek: no promises.
