#bullllshit

[duchessofostergotlands]

Me: It’s annoying the Sussexes always post things when people in the country who pay for them aren’t awake

People in my notes/inbox: Yeah they love the US too much, how rude and disrespectful

Me: It’s annoying the Cambridges always post things when people in the country who pay for them aren’t awake

People in my notes/inbox: IT’S FOR THE ALGORITHM HOW DARE YOU THEY ARE DOING IT FOR THE U.K.

[vanilla-beany]

First loves are hard. We have nothing to compare them too. So, of course we think they’re perfect and that’s how it ought to be...it’s hard to let go and it’s equally as hard to not be blinded. 

[sinsomnnia]

dr: we cant do allergy testing until your breathings better

me: why not

dr: you could die? anaphylaxis? asthma?

me: so? hit me with your magic taser pads and an epipen and ill be cool

dr: dude... no

me: pussy

[blazed-vibes]

Man nobody in town is just a good ole regular pot dealer anymore. Everyone's at work and shit all day, so when it's your day off and you wake up and need weed, you gotta wait until the end of a full work day to go get it.

[laureleikirsch]

why, when reblogs posts duplicates, do they sometimes show up interspersed between multiple other, different reblogs from different times??? I've deleted like six copies of the "bitch we did but you was drawin an eye" tiktok screenshot with multiple other reblogs (including one duplicate other post) in between

[twotonedblues]

fuck off that was a fucking fumble. what the hell

[leiathosebuns]

The Post got their hands on Project Mercury.

And Fitz says he trusts Jake with finding out who the whistleblower is.

[viviidvibes]

second fucking time cops raided my house. looks like I won't be smoking til Michael and I get our own place