can I ask for headcanons for bull and el primo? separately for two of them and maybe for them together? 🥹
Of course! Starting with Primo!!! He is one of my favourite brawlers as he is part of the Mexican Entertainers 🥹 (I love this trioooo)
Anyway, let's get started! (Sorry for the late response, I was busy and forgot about these 😭)
Maybe I'm taking too much inspiration from his VA, but I think he is norteño, specifically from Monterrey (Poco and Amber would be central and southern respectively)
Grew up as the oldest sibling in his family, which is why he sees his co-workers as children who need to be protected
Very outgoing; WILL BECOME YOUR FRIEND (you have no choice)
Mid 30s (Doesn't look a day over 40 🥹)
Always smells like sweat, no matter the temperature or how many times he showers (Bull and Primo are both stinky, but Bull smells worse 🙂↕️)
Doesn't own a single shirt
But has 100s of the same luchador masks
Something about him makes me feel like he would be an amazing cook; maybe he makes some tacos al pastor for Amber :P
Starr Park doesn't care about this guy; he will brawl with someone and break everything, and they will shrug it off (he has that raw power in him)
Smoothest skin ever under that mask with the softest, most flowy hair ever (he would show it, but he thinks its raw power would blind people)
LOVES HIS FANS!!!!!
Isn't aware of his own arrogance; thinks he owns The Bandstand since he is the most popular
Uses Rosa's plants as punching bag material; they work out together a lot. Good friends :)
Grown ass muscular man in his thirties acting like a silly guy. jk i love him <3
some bonus pictures of him i like ahahah
OKAYYYYY next is Bull!!
I don't know much of Bull, but I will try my best :>
Smells like a hell combination of petrol, grease and sweat; HE STINKS
Despite his divorce from Pam, their marriage ended on good terms
He doesn't mind Jae (he's too tired working minimum-wage hospitality to care)
Jessie may have got her mechanical and smarts from Pam, but Bull taught her how to aim and use a gun
Very particular about keeping his weapons in order. Oils and maintains them weekly. Very high quality!!!
May look tough on the outside, but he's a big softie on the inside
Even after being divorced, he still feels paternal at times. So when Bibi was hired to work at his diner, he took a slightly fatherly relationship with her (though very relaxed)
UNLIKE GRIFF, doesn't steal from Bibi and Crow's tip jars; actually pays them one of the best rates in the park
Scared of 8-bit; he has a feeling it's always coming for revenge; despite that, he likes the retro vibes of the Starrcade
Best friends with Bo, but is not a fan of his children (especially Leon and his sneaky acts)
NOW TOGETHER!!!
GYM BROS! Bull gets free membership to Primo's gym
They are both so disgustingly hairy that they braid their chest hairs together 🥹 (JOKE)
Either the slowest slowburn ever or love at one millisecond eye contact (no in-between)
Sometimes Bull would visit Primo's gym, and Primo would visit Bull's Diner just to see each other
Bull once tried learning Spanish to impress Primo, but failed miserably and gave up after one week :(
Bull finally saw Pirmo without his mask, and he got a heart attack (No, seriously, Poco was there, and he had to heal him; his heart staright up stopped 😭)
Skincare routine kings
Primo is chiselled as hell, but Bull has the most dadbod ever (Primo loves it though)
Honestly, the most ugly couple known to man, but they own it
Like being shirtless around each other for zero reason
Oh, they are also very noisy together that they once got kicked out of Barely's Bar for causing sonic earthquakes
Primo is more physcial but Bull is quite reserved and may offer gifts instead