Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 Truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.
WHAT WAS YOUR:
Last Beverage: cherry limeade ICE
Last phone call: my mom
Last text message: Trisha
Last song you listened to:Clean Bandit - Rather Be
HAVE YOU EVER:
Dated someone twice: dating is for squares
Been cheated on: that would require me dating someone and I am too good for everyone
Kissed someone and regretted it: no
Lost someone special: like family? yes
Been depressed: lol
Been drunk and threw up: I don’t drink the doctor said not to. I mean like in the future i prob. won’t care anymore but for right now no
LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS:
pink, black, dark blue
LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU:
Made a new friend: yeah
Fallen out of love: no
Laughed until you cried: that happens every time I laugh lmao
Met someone who changed you: idk?
Found out who your true friends are: they put up with me, that means they are true
Found out someone was talking about you: no?
GENERAL:
How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life: I don’t have facebook lol
FIRSTS:
First surgery: not yet
First piercing: none. dood I’d have to take them out for MRIs and that’s a pain, so i never did it.
First best friend:her name was Katya and she was in town so her mom could get a degree and then she went back to Russia idk
First sport you joined: my mom made me do gymnastics for a year when i was like 5 but lol fuck that
First pair of trainers: oh hey this survey was made by a British person
RIGHT NOW:
Eating: sandwich
Drinking: still that cherry limeade ICE
I’m about to: idk I’m just goofing off rn
YOUR FUTURE:
Want kids: no
Get married: ew no
Career: my goal is to be a pharmacy tech but if that doesn’t work out then I’m enrolling in programs to be a paralegal
WHICH IS BETTER:
Lips or eyes: like aesthetically? idk you’re weird
Hugs or Kisses: that weird upturned nod you give people as you’re passing by
Shorter or Taller: I like having tiny baby short friends because then I can glare down at them like a disappointed mother
Older or younger: lets stay in my age range I’m not always awesomely comfortable interacting with big age differences
Romantic or Spontaneous: this question is yucky and you are yucky
Nice stomach or nice arms: nice wallet
Sensitive or Loud: loud people give me a headache like my sister yells everything she says wtf I do not need loud in my life
Hook-up or relationship: sending my enemies into the void
Trouble maker or hesitant: i am the queen of polite goody two shoes
HAVE YOU EVER:
Kissed a stranger: no
Drank hard liquor: no
Lost glasses/contacts: lol no I always wear glasses. I am having velma flashes
Sex on first date: that would imply that I, a sex-repulsed ace, would even date in the first place
Broke someone’s heart: idk probably. i don’t date so everyone who has ever asked me I turn down.
Arrested: I can’t be arrested I am too cute and powerful
Turned someone down: always B)
Cried when someone died: I don’t really cry all that much? i do get super sad but it’s more like… empty unfeeling sad idk
Fallen for a friend: lol no
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
Yourself: are you implying that I’m not real? is this to queston my existence? or is this a metaphorical “how’s your self-esteem?” things?
Miracles:no
Love at first sight: no
Heaven: afterlife yes, idk specifics
Santa Claus: yes
Kiss on the first date: all these romance questions are beneath me
Angels: like pretty sure eva angels are probably real. gear up, insecure 14 year olds. I am not going through any impacts.