#bumblebitch

[mangotr0nn]

[goblinkind]

So my mom likes to dictate her texts instead of typing them.

The thing is, my mom swears a lot, and she’s often at home with my impressionable little brothers. So she programmed her phone to type “bitch” whenever she said “B” and “f**k” whenever she said “F.” For a while, we all thought this was a pretty clever idea. Yesterday, she sent me a picture of my brother sitting in his car seat and crying. The caption was, “he got stung by a bumblebitch!!! 🐝🐝🐝”

[taratrophyfish]

honestly, i don't why you wait for that girl. you always fucking complain how she broke you, made you do terrible things, and now she's hurt you again. you say you're done, but i know you're not. honestly, why must you keep walking in circles? it drives me bonkers. you send out these cryptic messages and then don't want to talk to me about it. then don't be the fucking crypt keeper!

in other news, i hope we get to chat before i leave for italy. i'd really love to hear your voice.

[marianojuancho]

Kayo talaga eh no, mahilig kayo sa kontrobersya at paninira ng kapwa eh no? Nakakapagod din pala ang manlait. Akala ko kaya ko siyang gawin forever, but no. Pag-check ko kagabi at nakita kong dinumog ako, nanghina ako. 

Ysa: Baka ipabura mo ako sa mundo kapag nakatikim ka ng panlalait ko eh. CHOS.

Pey: Pakyu ka. Sa iba kita ipapalait.

Bea: Sorry, walang gustong manlait sa'yo through me. Baka gusto nila eh direktang ikaw ang laitin. Mas feel ata kapag ganun.

Gelo: I am sorry, hindi ka na ganun ka-relevant ngayon, parang ako. Charaught. Wala daw kalait-lait sa'yo.