#burdenofgloriouspurpose

[batsandbatsandi]

So, there's this lovely lady...

Named Nikki.

I met her a bunch of years ago that I can't do math for because we both tried and gave up in a couple seconds. But it doesn't matter because all the time has been worth it. Every second.

Ahem.

Nikki is talented not only in art, but has the most beautiful voice I've ever heard. She's funny and gorgeous, and takes sassy to a whole new level. She and I have been RPing for over 3 years, at least, and she's the best partner I could ever ask for. She's even made me awesome cookies for Kingdom Hearts not one, but two years for Valentine's day.

She's even made me this fucking awesome birthday cake!

Whether I've had boyfriends or not, Nikki has spent Valentine's Day with me for at least 4 years, as well as 8/13, AkuRoku day. (Awwww yeah) If we dress up or not, we have the best "dates" and never have a bad time. Ever.

Though we've had a couple rough patches, I love Nikki so much, and she's one of the best friends you could ever ask for. She's my bread and butter, my cupcake, my platonic life partner, and if I'm not married by the time I turn 42, she's gonna be my wife. (W i n k)

So Happy Birthday, Nikki. I love you a lot and I hope 20 treats you right. <3

[oldfashionedcaptain-blog]

burdenofgloriouspurpose replied to your post: burdenofgloriouspurpose replied to...

As I said. It was simply a warning for your benefit. Whether you choose to believe me or not is your prerogative. All I ask is that when you find yourself in bed with him one fine morning, that you do not- what is the phrase? “Come crying to me.”

Find myself- No offense to Thor, but that won't be happening.　

[oldfashionedcaptain-blog]

burdenofgloriouspurpose replied to your post: Odinson is referring to you as a piece of meat he means to devour in our native tongue. I would advise caution in regards to any advances he may make upon you.

Possibly because I am the only one who can provide an accurate interpretation? Unless one of you is fluent in Norse and I am unaware. Consider this a- friendly warning. Nothing more, nothing less.

Friendly. Right.　

[oldfashionedcaptain-blog]

Odinson is referring to you as a piece of meat he means to devour in our native tongue. I would advise caution in regards to any advances he may make upon you.

I- what?

[notyourmanofsteel-blog]

burdenofgloriouspurpose replied to your post: burdenofgloriouspurpose replied to your post: I...

Do you really wish to try your luck and find out?

I'm all about pushing my luck.

[notyourmanofsteel-blog]

burdenofgloriouspurpose replied to your post: I shall have you mind how you speak of my child, Stark. My son is not one of the Allfather’s possessions.

Odin is not my father. And Sleipnir is still much too young to be ridden by anyone, let alone Asgard’s king. I shall not warn you again. Hold your tongue.

Or you'll do what, godling?

[notyourmanofsteel-blog]

I shall have you mind how you speak of my child, Stark. My son is not one of the Allfather's possessions.

Does it weird you out at all that your father is riding your son? That's illegal in most states.

[oldfashionedcaptain-blog]

burdenofgloriouspurpose replied to your post: Don’t worry, Cap.　

A stallion, hmm? Now that is something I would be most interested in seeing.

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Ever read any Norse mythology as a kid, Cap?

I think I might be glad that I didn't.